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(Some Guy)   Neil Sedaka is 550 years old. Huh. Who knew?   (moneymorningpaper.com) divider line
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    More: Fail, credit of his success, Music, popular figure, The Carpenters, Success, Neil Sedaka, Employment, famous singer  
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977 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Mar 2020 at 3:50 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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CarnySaur [TotalFark]
2020-03-20 3:55:32 PM  
Janus, you start the year off fine
Februa, you're my little Valentine
Mars, I'm gonna mars you down the aisle
Aprilis, you're the Easter Bunny, when you smile...
 
lifeslammer
2020-03-20 4:09:39 PM  
So....were they going for 5.5 decades and forgot the decimal or did they use the wrong word entirely?

/Head of Silliness Department
 
Great_Milenko
2020-03-20 4:18:54 PM  

lifeslammer: So....were they going for 5.5 decades and forgot the decimal or did they use the wrong word entirely?


Double typed the five I assume.

This is beyond lame.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark]
2020-03-20 4:37:32 PM  
He doesn't look a day over 440.
 
AstroJesus
2020-03-20 4:43:21 PM  
And he blows up real nice.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2020-03-20 4:51:30 PM  
He's actually older then that. He did not start his music career until he was well into his 300's.
 
AstroJesus
2020-03-20 4:53:22 PM  
I mean, real good.
This is not the real Neil Sedaka - please read the message in 'More Info' ═════►
Youtube GhM-hrTyzJo
 
Igor Jakovsky
2020-03-20 5:36:30 PM  
That site gave my phone coronavirus.
 
mikalmd
2020-03-20 6:13:12 PM  

lifeslammer: So....were they going for 5.5 decades and forgot the decimal or did they use the wrong word entirely?


Yes .. Each and every day of the year ..
 
Bimmer Jones [OhFark]
2020-03-20 9:10:53 PM  
This is what happens when you depend on Google Translate to write your copy for you.
 
cepson
2020-03-21 12:27:47 AM  
Not only that, but according to that site, Herb Alpert is 8 years old.
 
minnesotaboy
2020-03-21 11:12:46 AM  
When AI's write articles
 
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