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(CNN)   FAA administrator self-quarantines after realizing he shook hands with one of the Congressmen who tested positive for Coronavirus, and also had the fish for dinner   ( divider line
    More: Followup, United States Congress, Federal Aviation Administration, Mario Diaz-Balart, Federal, Lincoln Diaz-Balart, September 11 attacks, Federal Aviation Administration chief, FAA Administrator Steve Dickson  
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329 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 Mar 2020 at 9:44 PM (27 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-03-19 10:00:58 PM  
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Nocrash: He took the job. I say let him......

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2020-03-19 9:52:18 PM  
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Weatherkiss: ArkAngel: [Fark user image 469x278]

He is serious.

And don't call him Shirley.

When I studied abroad in my final semester, it took us multiple airports to get to our destination. Halfway there, one of the profs said, "We're getting there. Slowly but surely."

"I said that's true. And don't call me Slowly."

One person got it.
2020-03-19 9:45:56 PM  
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2020-03-19 9:57:32 PM  
3 votes:
I just want to tell this thread good luck. We're all counting on you.
2020-03-19 9:58:41 PM  
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2020-03-19 11:08:55 PM  
1 vote:

MyMindIsGoingDave: Johnny, what can you make of this?

He can make a hat! Or a brooch! Or a pterodactyl...
2020-03-19 10:21:27 PM  
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He never shakes hands with a congressman who tested positive for Coronavirus at home.
2020-03-19 10:07:52 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it's not like we need an FAA right now anyway, so NBD
2020-03-19 10:04:34 PM  
1 vote:

Dr. Farkenstein: [Fark user image 395x272]

But I didn't have the salmon!
2020-03-19 10:03:53 PM  
1 vote:
How's his drinking problem?
2020-03-19 9:58:23 PM  
1 vote:
That's right. I had the lasagna
2020-03-19 9:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
Don't worry, he speaks jive.
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