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(CNN)   FAA administrator self-quarantines after realizing he shook hands with one of the Congressmen who tested positive for Coronavirus, and also had the fish for dinner   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Congress, Federal Aviation Administration, Mario Diaz-Balart, Federal, Lincoln Diaz-Balart, September 11 attacks, Federal Aviation Administration chief, FAA Administrator Steve Dickson  
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2020-03-19 6:13:45 PM  
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2020-03-19 9:45:17 PM  
Don't worry, he speaks jive.
 
2020-03-19 9:45:56 PM  
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2020-03-19 9:45:58 PM  

ArkAngel: [Fark user image 469x278]


He is serious.

And don't call him Shirley.
 
2020-03-19 9:47:06 PM  
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This ahole?
 
2020-03-19 9:52:18 PM  

Weatherkiss: ArkAngel: [Fark user image 469x278]

He is serious.

And don't call him Shirley.


When I studied abroad in my final semester, it took us multiple airports to get to our destination. Halfway there, one of the profs said, "We're getting there. Slowly but surely."

"I said that's true. And don't call me Slowly."

One person got it.
 
2020-03-19 9:52:53 PM  
the big question...was the halibut fit for jehovah?
 
2020-03-19 9:54:28 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: the big question...was the halibut fit for jehovah?


Only if boiled.
 
2020-03-19 9:57:32 PM  
I just want to tell this thread good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2020-03-19 9:58:23 PM  
That's right. I had the lasagna
 
2020-03-19 9:58:41 PM  
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2020-03-19 9:59:10 PM  
What'd he have??

He had the special.

Change mine to the soup!
 
2020-03-19 9:59:54 PM  
He took the job. I say let him......
 
2020-03-19 10:00:58 PM  

Nocrash: He took the job. I say let him......


User name does not check out.
 
2020-03-19 10:01:34 PM  
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2020-03-19 10:03:53 PM  
How's his drinking problem?
 
2020-03-19 10:04:34 PM  

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But I didn't have the salmon!
 
2020-03-19 10:04:41 PM  
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2020-03-19 10:07:52 PM  
Well, it's not like we need an FAA right now anyway, so NBD
 
2020-03-19 10:21:27 PM  
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He never shakes hands with a congressman who tested positive for Coronavirus at home.
 
2020-03-19 10:44:48 PM  
FFS, how many Congressmen were in the CPAC Man Pile?
 
2020-03-19 10:52:51 PM  
Johnny, what can you make of this?
 
2020-03-19 11:08:55 PM  

MyMindIsGoingDave: Johnny, what can you make of this?


He can make a hat! Or a brooch! Or a pterodactyl...
 
2020-03-19 11:21:10 PM  

stoli n coke: FFS, how many Congressmen were in the CPAC Man Pile?


Yes.
 
2020-03-20 12:13:20 AM  
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2020-03-20 1:17:05 AM  
And Leon's getting larrrrrger.
 
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