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(Times Union)   "The apocalypse has arrived, and there's not a square to spare" - There's nothing like seeing Americans come together in a time of national urgency and agree that above all else that they are going to take very last roll of toilet paper for no reason   (blog.timesunion.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Hand sanitizer, Paper, Toilet paper, Hygiene, Toilet, Defecation, Feces, roll of toilet paper  
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2020-03-19 11:48:20 AM  
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2020-03-19 12:42:39 PM  
There is a direct correlation between the amount of fiber the average american eats, and the amount of TP they use.
 
2020-03-19 12:46:57 PM  
bee-DAY, you DUMBASSES!
 
2020-03-19 12:50:14 PM  
Shouldn't that be the TPocalypse?
 
2020-03-19 1:11:32 PM  
it was the plant-based substitute meat that has everybody raving, including vegetarians and vegans.  This miracle food product according to its many hipster, and/or millennial fans was basically untouched even in the middle of an oncoming plague.  I wonder what it would take for people to say, "To hell with it," and begin hoarding meatless meat.  I'm guessing a diptheria outbreak, and nothing less.

During the last snowmaggedon, my wife sent me to the store to get some cake mix.  'They aren't going to run out of cake mix, " she stated.  There was no cake mix, bread, toilet paper, cough syrup, bananas, bottled water, or really anything.  There was one completely untouched aisle and that was the vegetarian aisle.  I can't tell you much about the apocalypse, but I do know that people will resort to cannibalism long before they eat vegan burgers, tofu, and kale shakes.  Personally, I would rather eat the container those items came.
 
2020-03-19 2:19:48 PM  
TP FIGHT!!!
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2020-03-20 8:43:42 AM  
There is a huge difference between buying the last roll and buying 2 or 3 9-packs, subby.
 
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