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(The Outline)   US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET   (theoutline.com) divider line
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2020-03-18 10:22:26 AM  
Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?
 
2020-03-18 12:54:09 PM  
No one is too far from Marshal Law.
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2020-03-18 12:54:17 PM  
Working from home, kiddo out of school, with Mrs. Marble keeping us sane.  You damned well better believe I'm under marital law.
 
2020-03-18 12:55:04 PM  

edmo: Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?


Imagine if this had happened during Obama. There would have been armed white nationalists shooting at cops because the virus is fake and quarantine is a way to destroy democracy, capitalism and kill the white man.

/but if it happened during Obama, we might not have reached that stage in the first place
 
2020-03-18 12:56:14 PM  

edmo: Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?


Hillary Clinton, the real creator of the Corona Virus, was supposed to be president right now and using the virus as an excuse to take our guns, but our lord and savior, Piggy J. shiathole, was able to defeat her and close all the camps, and fill them with ill eagles instead.
 
2020-03-18 12:57:10 PM  
The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.
 
2020-03-18 12:59:51 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.


I'd give up everything as well if it gave me the illusion of security.  And dammit, if that helps my 85 year old uncle Teddy who has lung cancer see 86, you will too!
 
2020-03-18 1:02:05 PM  
The hoax that the country would come under martial (not "marshall" or "marshal" law) is what I expected from the chuckleheads who think they know the US government is determined to take away all their rights on any excuse.

"Please stop spreading stupid rumors about marshall law." -- Marco Rubio

Just shows that you can claim to be a "Latino" and not know any Latin.
 
2020-03-18 1:02:58 PM  

edmo: Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?


Yep, I remember. Also, be on the lookout for the new bullshiat right wing narrative: Democratic state governors are going to "shut down the whole state" or something along those lines. Already been hearing it on white trash AM hate-radio.
 
2020-03-18 1:04:42 PM  

Majin_Buu: edmo: Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?

Yep, I remember. Also, be on the lookout for the new bullshiat right wing narrative: Democratic state governors are going to "shut down the whole state" or something along those lines. Already been hearing it on white trash AM hate-radio.


Why do you listen to white trash AM hate radio?
 
2020-03-18 1:06:11 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.

I'd give up everything as well if it gave me the illusion of security.  And dammit, if that helps my 85 year old uncle Teddy who has lung cancer see 86, you will too!


I'm the most secure who you people aren't allowed to leave your homes.
 
2020-03-18 1:08:30 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: Jeebus Saves: Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.

I'd give up everything as well if it gave me the illusion of security.  And dammit, if that helps my 85 year old uncle Teddy who has lung cancer see 86, you will too!

I'm the most secure who you people aren't allowed to leave your homes.


/when
//ftfm
 
2020-03-18 1:13:37 PM  

edmo: Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?


Martial Law is the Conservative/Republican/Fascist long game all along.

Surprised?  Ha! It's been building since 1973, if not 1860. The South is Riz agin and has learned no more from history than the Bourbons do. It never remembers. It never forgets.
 
2020-03-18 1:13:54 PM  
Martial law will only be necessary if people continue their refusal to follow CDC and state-level guidelines banning mass gatherings or if they continue to break quarantines. Of course, Americans are not known for listening to government entities, so martial law probably will end up necessary, at great risk to those enforcing said martial law.
 
2020-03-18 1:15:42 PM  
Very simple, if you don't have to go out don't. Last night on the news they showed stores opening up just for seniors, WTF? They showed a long line of seniors packed tightly waiting to go in, it's like they are trying to kill them off.
 
2020-03-18 1:17:04 PM  
Are you free to do what you want?

Then its martial law.
 
2020-03-18 1:19:03 PM  
Did anyone else get their papers yet?

Yesterday I received and printed out my DHS "Bearer must be able to travel and access [places] during curfews and restricted travel periods". And another stating "the bearer must obtain fuel to execute restoration activities and for [stuff]".

The best is yet to come.
 
2020-03-18 1:19:38 PM  

Serious Black: Martial law will only be necessary if people continue their refusal to follow CDC and state-level guidelines banning mass gatherings or if they continue to break quarantines. Of course, Americans are not known for listening to government entities, so martial law probably will end up necessary, at great risk to those enforcing said martial law.


I'm going to do what I want to do, till I'm ordered at gunpoint to stop.

Note that "doing what I want" does not mean licking toilets or doorknobs or coughing on fresh produce.

It simply should not be as difficult as people are making it.
 
2020-03-18 1:23:56 PM  
Medical Martial Law
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2020-03-18 1:38:18 PM  
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial marshall marital law just yet. YET

Sorry, pet peave peeve pee've
 
2020-03-18 1:47:11 PM  
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2020-03-18 1:49:49 PM  
Relax once the government collapses, you'll have all the freedom you want. No food water or utility's. But freedom.
 
2020-03-18 1:50:46 PM  

Majin_Buu: edmo: Remember when it was Obama that was going to declare martial law and open his FEMA camps?

Yep, I remember. Also, be on the lookout for the new bullshiat right wing narrative: Democratic state governors are going to "shut down the whole state" or something along those lines. Already been hearing it on white trash AM hate-radio.


Even funnier is that's kinda what regressives want to do, isn't it?  Shut down everything so they don't have to pay taxes or wages?
 
2020-03-18 2:02:41 PM  
The French have already implemented travel papers.
Nobody leaves the house without a form, signed and dated, showing the purpose of their travel.
Enforced by 100,000 police.
Bloody bureaucrats.
 
2020-03-18 2:09:54 PM  
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2020-03-18 2:20:31 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.


Marshal says no guns at the hoedown. You don't cotton to leaving your hardware at the door, you can mosey on and do your dancing elsewhere, stranger.
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2020-03-18 2:27:54 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.


Hi, yes, hello.  Get the fark out of my country and move to East Germany since you clearly wish to live in an authoritarian police state.

Thanks.
 
2020-03-18 3:06:41 PM  
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2020-03-18 3:32:22 PM  

NEDM: Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.

Hi, yes, hello.  Get the fark out of my country and move to East Germany since you clearly wish to live in an authoritarian police state.

Thanks.


East Germany, huh?

I do want to live in an authoritarian style police state. The fat pigs are out of control and need be culled by their own stupidity. Nothing like a curfew violation to start that process. Good luck, city people.
 
2020-03-18 4:38:41 PM  

Chain Smokes Freely: NEDM: Chain Smokes Freely: The biggest issue with the marshal law is gun confiscations. No my problem ... I don't own any.

The other issues ... curfews, censorship, walking papers ... i'm ok with all that. Especially the curfews.

Hi, yes, hello.  Get the fark out of my country and move to East Germany since you clearly wish to live in an authoritarian police state.

Thanks.

East Germany, huh?

I do want to live in an authoritarian style police state. The fat pigs are out of control and need be culled by their own stupidity. Nothing like a curfew violation to start that process. Good luck, city people.


There's plenty of authoritarian police states you could move to, like North Korea and China. They're unlikely to collapse from within for your entertainment as soon as you arrive, however. I'm not sure what historical event you're even basing that idea on.
 
2020-03-18 5:18:01 PM  
I'm now convinced that full martial law will be declared by Saturday.  Sunday at the absolute latest.
 
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