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2020-03-18 9:59:49 AM  
So, the Tex-Mex take-out that got hold of me could actually be COVID19?
 
2020-03-18 10:13:37 AM  
well, shiat.
 
2020-03-18 10:43:57 AM  
Easy solution: let them eat cake!

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2020-03-18 10:44:57 AM  
I'm still predicting an upsurge in toilet paper craft idea sites on Pinterest come Fall.
 
2020-03-18 10:45:05 AM  
I'm still laughing at them since they don't understand that showers are a thing.
 
2020-03-18 10:47:18 AM  
I was prescribed an antibiotic right before all of this madness that warns of diarrhea for "weeks or months". I've been blasting through my supply of TP at a distressing clip.

But a back up plan is in place

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2020-03-18 10:47:26 AM  
How to install a bidet sprayer for your toilet
Youtube -nsGU6E-ToM
 
2020-03-18 10:51:07 AM  

edmo: I'm still predicting an upsurge in toilet paper craft idea sites on Pinterest come Fall.


So, lots of mummies on Halloween?
 
2020-03-18 10:54:40 AM  
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2020-03-18 11:04:31 AM  
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2020-03-18 11:04:56 AM  

khatores: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/-nsGU6E-​ToM]


I got one that is an entire replacement toilet seat. Installed in 7 minutes and I imagine it's much easier to clean than with the seat/insert combo.
 
2020-03-18 11:11:35 AM  

gojirast: khatores: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/-nsGU6E-​ToM]

I got one that is an entire replacement toilet seat. Installed in 7 minutes and I imagine it's much easier to clean than with the seat/insert combo.


No matter the kind you get, I'm on the bidet bandwagon as well.  Got one a couple of years ago and love it.
 
2020-03-18 11:16:46 AM  
Yeah I'm not sure we have a full handle on what this virus does.  One of the symptoms listed on the CDC is "new confusion."  Really weird for a virus to make you want to start a 80s new wave cover band so we should all be on the lookout for people inexplicably buying shiny blazers.
 
2020-03-18 11:19:26 AM  
Yes. It appears that a small percentage (around 10%, maybe) of people infected with Covid-19 develop gastrointestinal symptoms before they develop a fever.

So, it's either the Covid or the half dozen White Castles you had last night.
 
2020-03-18 11:23:56 AM  

DubtodaIll: Yeah I'm not sure we have a full handle on what this virus does.  One of the symptoms listed on the CDC is "new confusion."  Really weird for a virus to make you want to start a 80s new wave cover band so we should all be on the lookout for people inexplicably buying shiny blazers.


Probably from the fever.

/the 80s fever
//I'm bad, I know it...
 
2020-03-18 11:28:20 AM  
Well DUH!
All these people went out and bought up all the meat & chicken, toilet paper and God knows what
else, went home, didn't store it properly, sat around and ate like pigs, drank a ton of alcohol and
now have the sh*ts?
 
2020-03-18 11:28:49 AM  
I have "pneumonia, possibly caused by COVID"

After my 2nd ER visit this Sat, I was admitted to hospital and given an IV antibiotic, which nuked my colon. Then handed Rx for two more antibiotics

Now that we decimated my gut bacteria, I can longer even THINK about farting before sprinting like a madwoman to the bathroom.

THIS is why I need TP for my bungholio. 😫😫😫
 
2020-03-18 11:29:47 AM  

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You could just take the bottom screen out of your bedroom window. I use banana peels for toilet paper, and throw them out the window to cover the odor. Eventually the opossums carry them away.

I have 3 working bathrooms and plenty of toilet paper.
I just don't like the neighbors on that side of the house.
 
2020-03-18 11:39:42 AM  

1funguy: jtown: [Fark user image image 501x720]

You could just take the bottom screen out of your bedroom window. I use banana peels for toilet paper, and throw them out the window to cover the odor. Eventually the opossums carry them away.

I have 3 working bathrooms and plenty of toilet paper.
I just don't like the neighbors on that side of the house.


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2020-03-18 11:44:01 AM  
Ftfa: "The American College Of Gastroenterology based in Bethesda is trying to push out an important message"

...phrasing
 
2020-03-18 11:47:55 AM  

gojirast: khatores: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/-nsGU6E-​ToM]

I got one that is an entire replacement toilet seat. Installed in 7 minutes and I imagine it's much easier to clean than with the seat/insert combo.


The ones that go between the toilet and the seat, and always stick down in the back?  Yeah, those things are a pain to clean, gotta really get in there with a rag.  I just bought one of these for another toilet, and if it works out (i.e. I can figure out how to use it without accidentally spraying down the entire bathroom), I'll replace the other one with a second one of these, just for the toilet cleaning aspect.
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2020-03-18 11:57:03 AM  
Make sure you adjust the pressure right...
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2020-03-18 11:59:42 AM  

albertmdh: Ftfa: "The American College Of Gastroenterology based in Bethesda is trying to push out an important message"

...phrasing


Came to say this, and was disappointed in how many comments it took before someone did say it.
 
2020-03-18 12:00:16 PM  

GreyFoxPancake: albertmdh: Ftfa: "The American College Of Gastroenterology based in Bethesda is trying to push out an important message"

...phrasing

Came to say this, and was disappointed in how many comments it took before someone did say it.


Everyone else was too busy wiping.
 
2020-03-18 12:39:40 PM  

jtown: 1funguy: jtown: [Fark user image image 501x720]

You could just take the bottom screen out of your bedroom window. I use banana peels for toilet paper, and throw them out the window to cover the odor. Eventually the opossums carry them away.

I have 3 working bathrooms and plenty of toilet paper.
I just don't like the neighbors on that side of the house.

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Fantastic!
Funny and smart! I still wear what's left of my hair like that!
 
2020-03-18 1:58:56 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I'm still laughing at them since they don't understand that showers are a thing.


This.
 
2020-03-18 8:00:29 PM  
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2020-03-18 9:36:15 PM  

GreyFoxPancake: albertmdh: Ftfa: "The American College Of Gastroenterology based in Bethesda is trying to push out an important message"

...phrasing

Came to say this, and was disappointed in how many comments it took before someone did say it.


Yeah I was amazed at the opportunity.
 
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