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(Daily Dot)   Think twice, save a life. Here's a list of 24 high-risk people you should practice social distancing from during the coronavirus pandemic   (god.dailydot.com) divider line
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2020-03-17 5:46:01 PM  
"practice social distancing from for during the coronavirus pandemic." FTFY submoran.
 
2020-03-17 6:19:31 PM  
The forgot Parrotheads.
 
2020-03-17 6:20:12 PM  
Subby's mom?
 
2020-03-17 6:20:16 PM  
I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.
 
2020-03-17 6:22:56 PM  
While I don't disagree with those, the "daily dot" and this third tweet had me rolling my eyes

"I'm a Dr."
 
2020-03-17 6:23:24 PM  
Everyone with the ability to empathize should see that, and the rest can fark right off.
 
2020-03-17 6:23:55 PM  
as long as farm animals arent on the list, im good!
 
2020-03-17 6:24:04 PM  
I may not be aware that you have one of these conditions. How about you stay away from me?
 
2020-03-17 6:25:07 PM  

will.i.ain't: I may not be aware that you have one of these conditions. How about you stay away from me?


well there it is
 
2020-03-17 6:25:31 PM  
Well fark how about we lock those 24 up and let the rest of us out?
 
2020-03-17 6:25:49 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.


It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."
 
2020-03-17 6:26:10 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Well fark how about we lock those 24 up and let the rest of us out?


it must be looping
 
2020-03-17 6:28:18 PM  

bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."


hyperloop
 
2020-03-17 6:28:19 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.


"Don't be an asshole and think about someone besides yourself for more than 12 seconds."

I can listicle it, if you'd like.
 
2020-03-17 6:32:29 PM  
I'll give you 25: ME
 
2020-03-17 6:33:33 PM  
Number 7 has a death wish.
 
2020-03-17 6:34:40 PM  
This brings to mind something that came up recently.  I have a friend who has cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy.  She post daily about the need for people to self quarantine, as well as businesses closing (i.e. restaurants, bars) mass gatherings canceled etc.because of her condition and others like her.  Fine, I can see her point.  But you know what I don't see?  This same friend owns a bar.  A bar that she isn't closing down to help prevent the spread of the virus.  Rings very hollow....
 
2020-03-17 6:35:46 PM  
25.  Anyone wearing a MAGA hat. Which was pretty much the case BEFORE the coronavirus, so carry on.
 
2020-03-17 6:37:26 PM  
My wife works at a grocery store.

We're trying to keep our spirits up each day, but it's tough.
 
2020-03-17 6:41:49 PM  

DeArmondVI: My wife works at a grocery store.

We're trying to keep our spirits up each day, but it's tough.


She works in the liquor aisle?

/sorry, and good luck. We're all in this together and we've got to have spiwit.

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2020-03-17 6:42:33 PM  

bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."


The nerve of some people, wanting to live.
 
2020-03-17 6:43:38 PM  

WayneKerr: DeArmondVI: My wife works at a grocery store.

We're trying to keep our spirits up each day, but it's tough.

She works in the liquor aisle?

/sorry, and good luck. We're all in this together and we've got to have spiwit.

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I wish!

I quit drinking near the start of the year (today is day 72; longest I've gone without in 15 years).

But...I'm definitely feeling like that dude in Airplane
 
2020-03-17 6:44:12 PM  
Anyone with cancer is in grave danger of the virus. It's so easy to just be careful and empathetic. Think about how incredibly frightening their lives have already been and don't be an asshole.
 
2020-03-17 6:44:45 PM  

Momzilla59: bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."

The nerve of some people, wanting to live.


Yes, I am one of those people that wants to live and take care of my family. Who are you to stop me?? The nerve of you.
 
2020-03-17 6:45:40 PM  

bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."

likely to die if I get COVD-19. You probably wont die if you get COVID-19.


It wont kill you to take sensible precautions against spreading this disease, or you could go ahead be like those assholes who get on a plane while infected and basically spread a disease that will kill someone else.
 
2020-03-17 6:45:41 PM  
#25: Republicans and Fundies
 
2020-03-17 6:45:52 PM  
1. Steve
2. Dave
3. Steve-Dave
4. Carol
5. Cheryl
6. Bostwick
7. Any one named Chet
8. Gene Masseth
9. Amy
10. Greg
11. Peter
12. Paul
13. Mary
14. Gary
15. Simonubianrfunkel
17. Drew
18. Jesse
19. The Rippers
20. Carrot Top
21. Chad
22. Tad
23. Brad
and, you guessed it:
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24. Frank Stallone
 
2020-03-17 6:46:06 PM  

bcbc2365: Momzilla59: bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."

The nerve of some people, wanting to live.

Yes, I am one of those people that wants to live and take care of my family. Who are you to stop me?? The nerve of you.


You feel good that you just admitted you cant grasp a simple concept like "social distancing"?  It's super simple.
 
2020-03-17 6:47:10 PM  
 
2020-03-17 6:50:48 PM  

mottsnil: This brings to mind something that came up recently.  I have a friend who has cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy.  She post daily about the need for people to self quarantine, as well as businesses closing (i.e. restaurants, bars) mass gatherings canceled etc.because of her condition and others like her.  Fine, I can see her point.  But you know what I don't see?  This same friend owns a bar.  A bar that she isn't closing down to help prevent the spread of the virus.  Rings very hollow....


Update: She as well as all other business owners of bars and restaurants were just served their orders by the County Judge to shut down today.  She isn't happy about it.  I love her as a dear friend, but honestly you can't rant at people to stay home and then get mad when they order you to shut your business down.  You know to keep people from spreading the virus.....
 
2020-03-17 6:52:15 PM  

bcbc2365: Momzilla59: bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."

The nerve of some people, wanting to live.

Yes, I am one of those people that wants to live and take care of my family. Who are you to stop me?? The nerve of you.


Good lord, CzarAngelus???

You make as much sense as they did, at least.
 
2020-03-17 6:52:19 PM  
Mrs SBinRR is a cancer patient, so she is staying home.  On doctor's orders I wash my hands before leaving work and when I get home.

She has not felt the need to broadcast it all over Facetwit.
 
2020-03-17 6:54:33 PM  

mottsnil: This brings to mind something that came up recently.  I have a friend who has cancer and is undergoing chemotherapy.  She post daily about the need for people to self quarantine, as well as businesses closing (i.e. restaurants, bars) mass gatherings canceled etc.because of her condition and others like her.  Fine, I can see her point.  But you know what I don't see?  This same friend owns a bar.  A bar that she isn't closing down to help prevent the spread of the virus.  Rings very hollow....


Do as I say, not as I do.
 
2020-03-17 6:55:38 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: 15. Simonubianrfunkel

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Hahah. nice
 
2020-03-17 6:57:10 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: While I don't disagree with those, the "daily dot" and this third tweet had me rolling my eyes

"I'm a Dr."


Must be in twitterese. It's metastasizing into it's own language...
 
2020-03-17 7:00:00 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: 15. Simonubianrfunkel

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yeah, what the hell filter was that?
 
2020-03-17 7:06:14 PM  

WayneKerr: Danger Avoid Death: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: 15. Simonubianrfunkel

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yeah, what the hell filter was that?


15. Simon
Sixteen. GarfunkelIn succession the alpha-numerals crudely spell out a naughty no no word.
 
2020-03-17 7:07:10 PM  
Garfunkel in* succession
 
2020-03-17 7:12:23 PM  

TheSwizz: bcbc2365: Momzilla59: bcbc2365: abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.

It is basically, "I have a (rare) disease so I am more important than you, please fark your own life/livelihood over in order to keep me from probably not getting a disease (do your kids really need to eat? I had heart surgery God damnit), your job doesn't matter, your kids don't matter, nothing matters but me and mine, so please tank the economy for years, wiping out billions in savings, and stop your living your life on the small small chance I (all important person) might get sick."

The nerve of some people, wanting to live.

Yes, I am one of those people that wants to live and take care of my family. Who are you to stop me?? The nerve of you.

You feel good that you just admitted you cant grasp a simple concept like "social distancing"?  It's super simple.


We need everyone to do it, not just the vulnerable. Much like vaccinations, the real benefit comes when everyone that can does it.

But hey, you going to a mass gathering might be more important than a person's life.

/fark you I've got mine attitude is still alive and well
 
2020-03-17 7:16:52 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: WayneKerr: Danger Avoid Death: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: 15. Simonubianrfunkel

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yeah, what the hell filter was that?

15. Simon
Sixteen. GarfunkelIn succession the alpha-numerals crudely spell out a naughty no no word.


oh lol.

Fark, please.
 
2020-03-17 7:17:32 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Garfunkel in* succession


Hey, I don't mind Garfunkelin if you don't mind Garfunkelin.
 
2020-03-17 7:18:12 PM  
So, perhaps those who are most at risk should act like Lynn on an Wednesday?

Picnicface: Super Bingo
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2020-03-17 7:26:20 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm not reading all those tweets. Just farking Summarize into a list.


Go back and read it. It's worth it.
 
2020-03-17 7:31:20 PM  

SBinRR: She has not felt the need to broadcast it all over Facetwit.


She probably had no need to slaughter twelve chickens while singing the National Anthem, but that doesn't mean that the people "broadcasting" weren't doing a good thing.
 
2020-03-17 7:34:03 PM  

Urmuf Hamer: "practice social distancing from for during the coronavirus pandemic." FTFY submoran.


Shouldn't that be "on"?
I practice social distancing for myself and my family's benefit.
I practice the concept on other people.
 
2020-03-17 7:38:04 PM  

WayneKerr: SBinRR: She has not felt the need to broadcast it all over Facetwit.

She probably had no need to slaughter twelve chickens while singing the National Anthem,


Actually that was part of her treatment. After chemo, before immuno.
 
2020-03-17 7:38:55 PM  
In spite of the warnings, some people are still insisting on going out, even sometimes bragging about doing so as though they don't understand that just because they won't die from COVID-19, it doesn't mean they can't spread it to people who might.

They understand perfectly well. They're behaving this way because they do not care at all about anyone other than themselves.
 
2020-03-17 8:20:56 PM  
Fu*k that site.
 
2020-03-17 8:36:33 PM  

Gordon Bennett: In spite of the warnings, some people are still insisting on going out, even sometimes bragging about doing so as though they don't understand that just because they won't die from COVID-19, it doesn't mean they can't spread it to people who might.

They understand perfectly well. They're behaving this way because they do not care at all about anyone other than themselves.


Naw. Can't have arrogance without ignorance and ignorance, according to lore, is bliss. /Like yo Mama's tight...
 
2020-03-17 9:19:02 PM  
Subbys wife. Definitely.
 
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