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2020-03-16 8:28:45 PM  
Good to know the Alabama porn stars will still have work.
 
2020-03-16 8:30:16 PM  
'Dad!  Wrong hole!'
 
2020-03-16 8:33:34 PM  
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2020-03-16 8:34:55 PM  
Does that even matter when most of the women in porn have like 15 step kids each?
 
2020-03-16 8:39:52 PM  
Based on the porn that's been out there lately, compliance shouldn't be much of a problem.
 
2020-03-16 8:45:16 PM  
Giggit.. Eeew

/I don't approve, but I'll watch. It's the 'Merican way.
 
2020-03-16 9:05:10 PM  
They could shut down the entire porn industry tomorrow and there would be enough minutes online to last any person their entire adult life 20x over without even pausing.
 
2020-03-16 9:11:01 PM  
There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.
 
2020-03-16 9:12:39 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.


Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?
 
2020-03-16 9:17:34 PM  

pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?


Probably because they haven't..
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2020-03-16 9:25:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: They could shut down the entire porn industry tomorrow and there would be enough minutes online to last any person their entire adult life 20x over without even pausing.


Challenge accepted.
 
2020-03-16 9:25:56 PM  
Great... sigh ... now this latest thing of 'incest' porn will never go away...sigh again.

Er, or so I've heard anyway
 
2020-03-16 9:37:00 PM  
forcing them to find other means of income if they are unable to shoot.

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2020-03-16 9:44:56 PM  

Redh8t: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?

Probably because they haven't..
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You know there's people on here prudish enough to report you for this picture.

That's why I went ahead and masturbated to it right away.
 
2020-03-16 10:22:50 PM  

pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?


Because the average Japanese man has never seen a vagina before? They aren't the most sexually liberated country.
 
2020-03-16 11:07:44 PM  
Where's MY hot stepmom?
/probably "instructing" my step-sis in the oral arts
//clearly I need a job
///three for days without work
 
2020-03-16 11:31:36 PM  
In that case, apparently much of the porn currently being released out there must be more akin to a documentary (or reality entertainment) than fiction.
 
2020-03-16 11:33:18 PM  
Some smut peddlers are already ahead of the curve.

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2020-03-17 1:51:14 AM  

thisispete: Some smut peddlers are already ahead of the curve.

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Is there anything that guy can't do?
 
2020-03-17 2:02:17 AM  
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2020-03-17 2:02:30 AM  

thisispete: Some smut peddlers are already ahead of the curve.

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Is that second one a fisting video?

/asking for a friend
 
2020-03-17 2:05:18 AM  
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God damn it.
 
2020-03-17 2:12:08 AM  

bughunter: thisispete: Some smut peddlers are already ahead of the curve.

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Is that second one a fisting video?

/asking for a friend


Nah, that's just the Cats producers trying to boost their sales.

Frankly, if they'd just added buttholes..
It could have been a top performer. Think I'm kidding?
MLP, nuff said...
 
2020-03-17 2:35:32 AM  

Redh8t: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?

Probably because they haven't..
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That's clearly a white lady, not Japanese.
 
2020-03-17 2:43:55 AM  
Surprisingly SFW:

Brazzers Presents: A Step Away
Youtube yvMgOuz-pb0
 
2020-03-17 2:45:31 AM  
What it's like being a step-brother in 2019
Youtube sxnJcZvuRK8
 
2020-03-17 2:57:13 AM  

cretinbob: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?

Because the average Japanese man has never seen a vagina before? They aren't the most sexually liberated country.


I can't stand Japanese porn.  The high pitched talking and moaning that's about two octaves higher than normal speech is an erection killer.  I can understand fake moaning in a lot of porn, though I try to avoid it.  But their fake moaning just sounds like two cats scissoring.
 
2020-03-17 2:57:31 AM  

sithon: Redh8t: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?

Probably because they haven't..
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That's clearly a white lady, not Japanese.


How dare you judge the pixels, you racist!
Every old Farker who watched scrambled cable pron knows you have to squint!
*Sigh*
I thought you were better than that...
 
2020-03-17 3:01:30 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Based on the porn that's been out there lately, compliance shouldn't be much of a problem.


And it is SO farking annoying and boring at this point.

No she isn't your stepsister/mom
No it wouldn't be hotter if she was
No stop farking acting you aren't good at it this is dumber than 'fake hostel'
Oh for farks sake just stop it its sad at this point
 
2020-03-17 3:30:35 AM  

rga184: I can't stand Japanese porn. The high pitched talking and moaning that's about two octaves higher than normal speech is an erection killer. I can understand fake moaning in a lot of porn, though I try to avoid it. But their fake moaning just sounds like two cats scissoring.


I liken it to a dolphin with the hiccups.

Also: a lot of Japanese porn is a bit rapey for my tastes.

YMMV
 
2020-03-17 3:42:51 AM  
Amateur porn, ftw.
 
2020-03-17 3:49:46 AM  

GungFu: Porn I Still Haven't Seen:

Aboriginal Porn
Albino Porn
Deaf, Dumb and Blind Porn
Exhibitionist Royal Porn (+ Corgis, if possible)
Nazi Porn (Germans + Jewish + Romany Gypsy + Homosexual Porn)
Ugly Hollywood Directors and Producers Porn (Tarantino + Weinstein + Allen + Polanski Gangbang Porn; Gimp optional)
2 Girls 1 Cup of Vegemite Porn


This is not a bookmark..
 
2020-03-17 3:51:34 AM  

GungFu: Porn I Still Haven't Seen:

Aboriginal Porn
Albino Porn
Deaf, Dumb and Blind Porn
Exhibitionist Royal Porn (+ Corgis, if possible)
Nazi Porn (Germans + Jewish + Romany Gypsy + Homosexual Porn)
Ugly Hollywood Directors and Producers Porn (Tarantino + Weinstein + Allen + Polanski Gangbang Porn; Gimp optional)
2 Girls 1 Cup of Vegemite Porn


Boy, today is your lucky day. NSFW NSFW
 
2020-03-17 4:24:57 AM  

GungFu: Porn I Still Haven't Seen:

Aboriginal Porn
Albino Porn
Deaf, Dumb and Blind Porn
Exhibitionist Royal Porn (+ Corgis, if possible)
Nazi Porn (Germans + Jewish + Romany Gypsy + Homosexual Porn)
Ugly Hollywood Directors and Producers Porn (Tarantino + Weinstein + Allen + Polanski Gangbang Porn; Gimp optional)
2 Girls 1 Cup of Vegemite Porn


There's a few albino performers out there, he's one named Ice:
https://www.xvideos.com/video140736/al​bino_ice - completely NSFW of course.


Aboriginal porn shouldn't be all that hard to find unless you're expecting them to hold up their status cards at the start of the video or are looking for National Geographic-like tribals getting it on.
 
2020-03-17 4:30:37 AM  
Oh ye of little faith...

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2020-03-17 4:40:16 AM  

GungFu: Porn I Still Haven't Seen:

Aboriginal Porn
Albino Porn
Deaf, Dumb and Blind Porn



Does it involve a mean pinball?

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2020-03-17 5:04:18 AM  

thisispete: Some smut peddlers are already ahead of the curve.

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That guy has an incredible work ethic.

Or it's a partially trained neural network that ingests headlines and outputs some parody.

/I'd remind you to not date robots
//I assume he was pounded by one at some point.
///And by a third.
 
2020-03-17 5:51:15 AM  

Redh8t: pxlboy: ecmoRandomNumbers: There is still so much porn I haven't seen. I think I'll be OK.

I might need a psychiatrist when this is all over, though, after I make it over to the German and Japanese sites. WWII messed those people up.

Right? Japanese porn is weird. It seems to center around humiliation. Also, why does it always start with the dude examining the woman like a gynecologist who's never seen a vagina before?

Probably because they haven't..
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Fap
 
2020-03-17 6:07:40 AM  

scottydoesntknow: They could shut down the entire porn industry tomorrow and there would be enough minutes online to last any person their entire adult life 20x over without even pausing.


...and that's just the free clips!
 
2020-03-17 6:47:07 AM  

gerbilpox: Oh ye of little faith...

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Huh, I thought Nikki Hearts retired.
 
2020-03-17 6:50:23 AM  

gaspode: common sense is an oxymoron: Based on the porn that's been out there lately, compliance shouldn't be much of a problem.

And it is SO farking annoying and boring at this point.

No she isn't your stepsister/mom
No it wouldn't be hotter if she was
No stop farking acting you aren't good at it this is dumber than 'fake hostel'
Oh for farks sake just stop it its sad at this point


Whoa now!  Next you'll be telling me there really isn't an epidemic of fake titted women who need their pool cleaned and their cable fixed.
 
2020-03-17 7:21:48 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Great... sigh ... now this latest thing of 'incest' porn will never go away...sigh again.

Er, or so I've heard anyway


The tag to use is "Taboo"; it yields more offerings and you won't feel as dirty.

/you're still dirty
 
2020-03-17 7:39:31 AM  

OdradekRex: Good to know the Alabama porn stars will still have work.


What about all of the 'extras' out of Ohio?
 
2020-03-17 7:52:32 AM  

GungFu: Porn I Still Haven't Seen:

Aboriginal Porn
Albino Porn
Deaf, Dumb and Blind Porn
Exhibitionist Royal Porn (+ Corgis, if possible)
Nazi Porn (Germans + Jewish + Romany Gypsy + Homosexual Porn)
Ugly Hollywood Directors and Producers Porn (Tarantino + Weinstein + Allen + Polanski Gangbang Porn; Gimp optional)
2 Girls 1 Cup of Vegemite Porn


I wish there was porn done like interpretive dance. Not so scripted and rehearsed.
Is it really too much to ask to have have the mailman deliver the pizza just once?
Can't the principal of the local high school be the Uber driver...of a hearse?

Industry guidelines are so repressive.

/ tired of cops and firefighters
// plumbers make more by the hour than you're offering in fat, unshaven, Coronavirus a$$
/// how about a door-to-door uranium salesman whose car breaks down every now and then?
 
2020-03-17 7:56:15 AM  
The sheer amount of fake family themed videos on Pornhub is disturbing.
 
2020-03-17 7:57:30 AM  

Odd Bird: The tag to use is "Taboo";


A friend told me Taboo 1-3 are fairly awesome.
 
2020-03-17 8:10:16 AM  

NathanAllen: The sheer amount of fake family themed videos on Pornhub is disturbing.


Dad can you get off the Fark, maybe send some child support?
 
2020-03-17 8:34:50 AM  

NathanAllen: The sheer amount of fake family themed videos on Pornhub is disturbing.


I know. You have to spend hours trying to find the real stuff.
 
2020-03-17 8:37:24 AM  

Persnickety: gaspode: common sense is an oxymoron: Based on the porn that's been out there lately, compliance shouldn't be much of a problem.

And it is SO farking annoying and boring at this point.

No she isn't your stepsister/mom
No it wouldn't be hotter if she was
No stop farking acting you aren't good at it this is dumber than 'fake hostel'
Oh for farks sake just stop it its sad at this point

Whoa now!  Next you'll be telling me there really isn't an epidemic of fake titted women who need their pool cleaned and their cable fixed.


Oh shiat no, those are everywhere. You got to get out more.
 
2020-03-17 9:01:26 AM  

Odd Bird: Recoil Therapy: Great... sigh ... now this latest thing of 'incest' porn will never go away...sigh again.

Er, or so I've heard anyway

The tag to use is "Taboo"; it yields more offerings and you won't feel as dirty.

/you're still dirty


Oh I know all about 'taboo' supposed to be even dirtier than 'normal' porn.  I thought it was dumb back when Kay Parker was doing it & it's just as dumb now.

/slips onion under belt & into pants to try to make a bigger bulge...
 
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