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(The Advocate)   Social distancing starter pack: Purell, carrot soup, vitamin C Finnish and a vibrator   (advocate.com) divider line
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2020-03-16 2:49:58 PM  
The Finns know what's up.  A little kalsarikänni is just the ticket in these uncertain times.
 
2020-03-16 8:14:50 PM  

Psychopusher: The Finns know what's up.  A little kalsarikänni is just the ticket in these uncertain times.


Yeah, I had a Finnish weekend.
 
2020-03-16 8:15:05 PM  
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2020-03-16 8:18:16 PM  
Question: am I being a selfish ass if I take my son ice fishing in the middle of nowhere with my brother and his son this week?  Or should we all stay home?
 
2020-03-16 8:20:12 PM  
It is nice to stock up on Finns occasionally...
But you have to walk them everyday or they get stir-crazy and start training against the Russians...
 
2020-03-16 8:20:51 PM  

Ennzie: Question: am I being a selfish ass if I take my son ice fishing in the middle of nowhere with my brother and his son this week?  Or should we all stay home?


No, that's probably fine. A small group of non-symptomatic people isn't a public health issue.
 
2020-03-16 8:24:30 PM  
So, I mean, that's all cool and shiat

What's the recipe for the carrot ginger soup?
 
2020-03-16 8:28:13 PM  

Psychopusher: The Finns know what's up.  A little kalsarikänni is just the ticket in these uncertain times.


Mmm, olut.
 
2020-03-16 8:29:11 PM  

starsrift: So, I mean, that's all cool and shiat

What's the recipe for the carrot ginger soup?


I'd also like to know this.
 
2020-03-16 8:30:11 PM  

Ennzie: Question: am I being a selfish ass if I take my son ice fishing in the middle of nowhere with my brother and his son this week?  Or should we all stay home?


If you want to be super cautious go separate vehicles and equipment and holes for each pair but you can still be 15 feet apart and have fun talking to each other, but it's not a huge deal. It's probably a big improvement over what you all would be doing on a normal day and that's the point of social distancing.  75% contact reduction is marked as the ideal goal of social distancing.  You might also want to consider frequent warm up trips to the vehicle because certainly other viruses survive easier in cold noses.
 
2020-03-16 8:30:42 PM  
 
2020-03-16 8:32:36 PM  
If we could get Rick and Morty episodes, thatd be nice. You know, the ones we've been waiting for 3 months?
 
2020-03-16 8:32:46 PM  
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2020-03-16 8:33:55 PM  
Lost me at vitamin C.
 
2020-03-16 8:41:40 PM  
That's just wrrrong
 
2020-03-16 8:44:26 PM  
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2020-03-16 8:46:48 PM  

starsrift: So, I mean, that's all cool and shiat

What's the recipe for the carrot ginger soup?


Carrot, ginger and water I guess, serve hot.
 
2020-03-16 8:55:25 PM  
I've been attempting to understand the headline, but I can't. ... What is a vitamin C Finnish?
 
2020-03-16 9:07:06 PM  
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No one will want to come near you.
 
2020-03-16 9:56:00 PM  

genner: starsrift: So, I mean, that's all cool and shiat

What's the recipe for the carrot ginger soup?

I'd also like to know this.


https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes​/​carrot_ginger_soup/
 
2020-03-16 10:00:01 PM  

Grumpy Cat: I've been attempting to understand the headline, but I can't. ... What is a vitamin C Finnish?


What auto correct thinks Vitamin C gummies are
 
2020-03-16 10:00:05 PM  
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2020-03-16 10:02:27 PM  
A study has shown that the virus is also spread through fecal-oral transmission.

So, two girls, no cup.
 
2020-03-16 10:58:27 PM  
such a sexest tytle...

i'd rather a pocket pussy anyday over a vibrator.
 
2020-03-16 11:27:40 PM  

Ennzie: Question: am I being a selfish ass if I take my son ice fishing in the middle of nowhere with my brother and his son this week?  Or should we all stay home?


As a proprietor of remote sequestered cabin rentals I am seeing both sides. Folks cancelling (with liberal  policy we've enacted). Others begging in to get away and out in  nature..  Update : BYO TP.
 
2020-03-17 1:28:27 AM  

Mock26: Psychopusher: The Finns know what's up.  A little kalsarikänni is just the ticket in these uncertain times.

Mmm, olut.


Mmm .. Salmiakki Kossu.
 
2020-03-17 2:32:18 AM  

cynicalMFer: Mock26: Psychopusher: The Finns know what's up.  A little kalsarikänni is just the ticket in these uncertain times.

Mmm, olut.

Mmm .. Salmiakki Kossu.


Nooope. Salmiak is gross and so are all the salmiak flavored liquors.
 
2020-03-17 2:57:29 AM  
Soo..should one be taking any special precautions or sanitizing a vibrator in any more specialist way during this pandemic?
/asking for a friend
 
2020-03-17 8:28:20 AM  
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