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2020-03-16 6:30:26 AM  
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2020-03-16 11:34:27 AM  
Trump signed a print of Fridays stock recovery (Almost as high as Wednesdays!). Today I'm sure he'll be back to blaming Democrats for controlling the market and driving it down.

He always take credit for anything positive, no matter how small, but refuses to take responsibility for anything negative- no matter how catastrophic.
 
2020-03-16 1:44:28 PM  
Will he have another just before market close presser to announce how good things are going and a new google website where you enter your name and correctly answer all the MAGA facts and you are instantly dispensed $10,000 so what's not to like?
 
2020-03-16 3:35:06 PM  

Private_Citizen: He always take credit for anything positive, no matter how small


Well, he IS experienced with small things.
 
2020-03-16 3:35:27 PM  
That lady behind Trump doesn't look so thrilled to be up there behind him today.
 
2020-03-16 3:39:15 PM  
A true patriot needs to hand him a printout of today's market action for an autograph.
 
2020-03-16 3:43:00 PM  
Nobody knew viruses could be so contagious!
 
2020-03-16 3:59:27 PM  
Dow just broke the second circuit breaker limit (-13%) but apparently the circuit breakers don't come on after 3.30pm...
 
2020-03-16 3:59:42 PM  
DJI just crossed 3k down today.

About 130 away from crossing below 20k overall.
 
2020-03-16 4:01:36 PM  
The other thing I noticed was that Dow Jones was around 2,500-2,600 down, and then about 10 minutes ago or so it started falling like a rock, other than not liking what they were hearing here, not sure what else might have come out?
 
2020-03-16 4:03:14 PM  

dletter: The other thing I noticed was that Dow Jones was around 2,500-2,600 down, and then about 10 minutes ago or so it started falling like a rock, other than not liking what they were hearing here, not sure what else might have come out?


Trump opened his mouth at the Coronavirus task force live briefing.
 
2020-03-16 4:03:43 PM  
Yes, maybe you had a smaller system... that you even close THAT smaller system down 2 years ago.
 
2020-03-16 4:03:47 PM  
https://www.c-span.org/video/?470396-1​/president-trump-coronavirus-task-forc​e-issue-guidelines-public
 
2020-03-16 4:04:42 PM  
Looks like the bell rang.

They JUST made sure it wasn't 3k down... 2,999.10 down.
 
2020-03-16 4:05:14 PM  
Anyone know who the "DOES THE BUCK STOP WITH YOU!!?!?!?!?" guy is?
 
2020-03-16 4:28:48 PM  
So, with Sheriff Flair urging folks to defy any bans discouraging large groups, and gathering in the streets until the evil gubbermint stops oppressing them, I am wondering if some MAGAs with see a Quarantine as the "Q-Moment" they have been told to be praying for. I live in Derper country were folks have been talking about the inevitable Civil War which the leftists are starting, not content with their "diving the country" under Obama. But when I ask how Obama divided the country, I am merely told to "educate" myself.

On the plus side, Deep Dream Generator is still working.
 
2020-03-16 5:21:49 PM  
My off-topic question -- why does Fark keep serving up little videos of drunk white people dancing? It doesn't appear to be an ad, not really, maybe parts of an ad are blocked but a dumb video remains. Seems kind of pointless. Who sees a little video of drunk people dancing and thinks "hey I gotta click that"??
 
2020-03-16 7:16:09 PM  

phaseolus: My off-topic question -- why does Fark keep serving up little videos of drunk white people dancing? It doesn't appear to be an ad, not really, maybe parts of an ad are blocked but a dumb video remains. Seems kind of pointless. Who sees a little video of drunk people dancing and thinks "hey I gotta click that"??


This is a great time to go ad-free with Barefark.  Two-fitty a month.
 
2020-03-16 7:18:15 PM  

Private_Citizen: Trump signed a print of Fridays stock recovery (Almost as high as Wednesdays!). Today I'm sure he'll be back to blaming Democrats for controlling the market and driving it down.

He always take credit for anything positive, no matter how small, but refuses to take responsibility for anything negative- no matter how catastrophic.


And no matter how small.
 
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