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(Fark)   Because I am tired of posts about hand sanitizer and toilet paper shortages, brighten my day with the 4th picture in your camera roll. Don't explain unless asked to. No cheating   (fark.com) divider line
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2020-03-15 9:06:30 PM  
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2020-03-15 10:00:17 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:09:22 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:47:08 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:58:55 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:21:02 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:11:56 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:59:48 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:28:49 PM  
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I'm not saying I don't have time to do it. This is really the fourth pic in my iPad.
 
2020-03-15 9:12:28 PM  
9 votes:
This my cat.

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Her name is Groucho. She is 14 years old. As a young'un she could stand flatfoot and leap straight up to the shower curtain rod. How she got a Macy's credit card I will never know.
 
2020-03-15 9:22:17 PM  
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2020-03-15 9:19:25 PM  
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2020-03-15 9:02:48 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:40:21 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:16:37 PM  
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2020-03-16 2:16:28 AM  
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2020-03-15 9:54:11 PM  
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*15 minutes of scrolling later*
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2020-03-15 9:31:38 PM  
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GoodCopBadCop: [Fark user image image 425x318]


...in bed.
 
2020-03-15 8:45:48 PM  
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Wee!
 
2020-03-16 10:47:23 AM  
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2020-03-16 12:31:01 AM  
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2020-03-15 11:52:29 PM  
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2020-03-16 3:35:54 PM  
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VogonPoet: CNichols: [Fark user image 425x566]

Was ceiling cat getting a little too curious?


Actually, my father fell through the ceiling from the attic. Hit his head on the walls and furniture on the way down, giving himself a concussion and a subdural hematoma.
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The ceiling cats moved it that evening, while we were at the hospital with him, so we had to board it up.

/also it was incredibly cold and drafty
//Dad's fine btw
 
2020-03-16 2:25:49 AM  
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2020-03-16 12:50:44 AM  
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2020-03-15 8:58:36 PM  
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2020-03-15 8:55:35 PM  
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2020-03-16 2:10:46 PM  
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CNichols: [Fark user image 425x566]


Was ceiling cat getting a little too curious?
 
2020-03-16 9:10:51 AM  
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Oh. DON'T explain.  Huh.  Time for more coffee.
 
2020-03-16 3:12:29 AM  
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Really wish it was the fifth photo.

/happens to be a photo of poop
//also happens that my son ate a green cupcake the day before.
///you can probably figure it out.
 
2020-03-16 1:38:29 AM  
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2020-03-16 1:01:18 AM  
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2020-03-15 11:48:26 PM  
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2020-03-15 11:17:47 PM  
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2020-03-15 10:56:07 PM  
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Your prize, subby, from January 5, 2016 is...A KITTEN! Which are the two words I first uttered when I originally saw her.

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/she's interfering with my typing this at this very moment
 
2020-03-15 9:54:37 PM  
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/TP aisle at Kroger last Thurs.  Dad couldn't believe that we were sold out out here.
//Pics 1-3 were of cats, good call on #4 subby
///someone contact Purina for me so they know where to send the product placement check
 
2020-03-15 9:46:21 PM  
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Marcus Aurelius: [miro.medium.com image 605x454]


So.

Many.

Questions.
 
2020-03-15 8:59:04 PM  
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Social distancing via LAN party. I may be doing it wrong.

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2020-03-15 8:51:11 PM  
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2020-03-17 3:22:13 AM  
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blender61: My phone has a camera?



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2020-03-17 1:56:49 AM  
1 vote:
There are innocent bystanders in my 4th and 5th... But you can have the 6th
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And a bonus from my b-roll
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2020-03-16 9:43:53 AM  
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2020-03-16 8:04:09 AM  
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2020-03-16 7:12:10 AM  
1 vote:
4th from the beginning?
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Kejimkujik national park

or 4th from the end?
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My hike this past Saturday and my dog's ass because posing for photos is not in the huskey playbook.
 
2020-03-16 6:08:57 AM  
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bekovich: Sid_6.7: Despite having some Maine Coon traits she never got very big. Adopted her from a friend who needed a new barn cat, took in a kitten, then realized she was long-hair, which is mostly useless for outdoors.

The dude, my real buddy, I don't think he has any Maine Coon in him despite his size and some of the features. I think he's mostly got Nebelung genes, but not pure. He was found wandering around a parking lot as a tiny little thing.

You are a good human. I wish there were more like you.


Eh, I suppose you can thank my ex-wife for getting me into cats. And her sister for finding the big guy years ago. We had four, and she took three, which was fair, and WTF was I going to do by myself with four cats? Mostly get eaten in my sleep, I suspect.

But thanks.

Funny thing is the dude was found less than a mile from the house, which he's been in ever since, so he could easily still have siblings living in the immediate vicinity. I keep an eye out, but I've never seen any ferals in the neighborhood with even remotely the same coloration or traits.

Sort of like one of the other cats my ex and I had. He was short-hair and pure white, absolutely 100%. Good size for a tom but not gigantic. Showed up in our yard acting friendly as could be, very healthy muscular for a stray, obviously had been raised by people, but wasn't fixed. So we fixed him, gave him a week indoors to heal up, then gave him an open door to leave through, and he looked at us like "Are you f*cking insane?! I'm not going back out there!"

I've never seen any other white cats around here, and apparently that's a dominant gene, so he must not have been out there long before we gave him the chop.
 
2020-03-16 4:05:04 AM  
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2020-03-16 2:53:37 AM  
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2020-03-16 2:14:51 AM  
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2020-03-16 12:17:21 AM  
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Enigmamf: Shoot I explained. I hadn't read the whole headline. I do hope mods delete my explanations.


I'm asking. You're off the hook.
 
2020-03-16 12:15:05 AM  
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2020-03-15 10:27:37 PM  
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2020-03-15 10:16:18 PM  
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FreakyBunny: [lh3.googleusercontent.com image 850x398]


So you blurred out the license plates ... but left the street address up along with the map with an easily identifiable location on it? Ummm...

/RFRC sounds like a cool thing to have in the neighborhood (thanks Google) too bad it's (thanks again Google) closed for at least the next three weeks.
 
2020-03-15 10:08:57 PM  
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Kind of looks like you have a mini dinosaur skeleton standing up in the front of that tub...

/sort of a t-rex standing & facing to the right
//great, now in addition to the virus we've got mini zombie dinosaurs running around...this timeline really got weird in a hurry
 
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