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(The Hill)   It's Biden vs Bernie in what could be the final debate of the primary season. 8 PM ET on CNN, CNN en Español, CNN International, and Univision   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-03-15 12:05:50 PM  
The Commie vs. The Comedy
 
2020-03-15 12:09:22 PM  
First one that coughs loses.
 
2020-03-15 12:16:19 PM  
It's hard to square limiting public health care against a pandemic.  Even the most delusional become dimly aware that there are other people in the world.  Diseased people.
 
2020-03-15 12:43:17 PM  
the final debate

Thank Christ.
 
2020-03-15 12:53:03 PM  
If they don't unite and just steady rip Trump a new one through the whole thing for his (non-)handling of Covfefe-19, then fark the both of them.

/Still voting blue no matter who
 
2020-03-15 1:28:00 PM  
Why are we even still having this?
 
2020-03-15 2:07:08 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?


I guess to convince remaining undecided Democrats whom to vote for in the remaining primaries.

/It's not over until the old man sings.
 
2020-03-15 2:44:37 PM  

AirForceVet: KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?

I guess to convince remaining undecided Democrats whom to vote for in the remaining primaries.

/It's not over until the old man sings.


Who
 
2020-03-15 6:09:57 PM  
This should have massive ratings cause there is not a damn thing else on.
 
2020-03-15 7:33:22 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?


Cuz Bernie still wants to help people.
 
2020-03-15 7:33:26 PM  
Without a studio audience, which should be the default for political debates.
 
2020-03-15 7:33:28 PM  

Uncle Eazy: If they don't unite and just steady rip Trump a new one through the whole thing for his (non-)handling of Covfefe-19, then fark the both of them.

/Still voting blue no matter who


I agree. They should unite. I'm thinking literally. Sanders should get up on Biden's shoulders Master Blaster style and challenge Trump to Thunderdome.
 
2020-03-15 7:34:09 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?


Exactly. It's patently obvious to anyone with half a brain that the DNC  put on a farking show and had decided on Biden from the beginning, and everyone but Sanders and Warren were in on it, and Sanders is compromised by Russia.
 
2020-03-15 7:34:37 PM  

Uncle Eazy: If they don't unite and just steady rip Trump a new one through the whole thing for his (non-)handling of Covfefe-19, then fark the both of them.

/Still voting blue no matter who


Abso-goddamn-lutely. The only thing discussed should be how unmitigated a disaster Comrade COVID's response to this has been and how they would prevent a fark-up like this happening again, should a virus of this nature sweep through the country like this one has.

People are scared, people are sick, people are dying. We need leadership. We don't have any currently, not on any level. So, show us leadership. I don't care which one gets the nomination, I'm voting blue no matter who, but show the American people how shiat SHOULD be done.
 
2020-03-15 7:34:42 PM  
Biden should pretty much ignore anything Bernie says and stick to raging about the dolt-in-chief's doltiness.
 
2020-03-15 7:35:58 PM  
Are they doing it somewhere without anyone but the candidates, the filming crew and one moderator? Because if they arent, they are stupid.
 
2020-03-15 7:38:06 PM  
First one to build a ventilator out of the provided odds and ends, Iron Chef style, gets the one ring to rule them all.
 
2020-03-15 7:38:15 PM  
¡DOMINGO GIGANTE!
 
2020-03-15 7:39:29 PM  
Great, another opportunity for Trump to make fun of one, or both of them.
 
2020-03-15 7:39:49 PM  
I want to say good luck to all the BidenBillies and BernieBrothers may the best old fart win
 
2020-03-15 7:40:02 PM  
Hope they give each other vulcan salutes instead of handshakes
 
2020-03-15 7:41:18 PM  
Columbus:
"I used to avoid people like they were zombies before they were zombies. Now that they are all now zombies, I kinda miss people."

I miss all of you already but there is a part of me that he's glad you were gone.
Let's face it most of you were assholes and you're better off dead
 
2020-03-15 7:42:09 PM  
Here's what I hope for:
Bernie: I like a lot of things you stand for Mr. Biden, but we disagree on much.  We can agree that Trump must go, though!
Biden: I agree, you have a platform that I could get behind with some changes... but Trump is really what we should be about tonight...
Then they both spend 2 hours trashing Trump, with the occasional aside about how they'd do it better.  But really, the whole debate is just making sure everybody knows how Trump is a screw up.
Then at the end they both promise to be fully behind each other whoever wins the nomination, rah rah democrats, fark up Trump.  The end.
 
2020-03-15 7:44:12 PM  
"Coronavirus is a huge topic on everybody's minds right now. This week, experts put out a report saying that COVID-19 would cost 734 gazillion dollars under Medicare For All. Bernie Sanders, why do you still support the potentially disastrous public healthcare system?"
 
2020-03-15 7:44:21 PM  

Kirablue42: KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?

Exactly. It's patently obvious to anyone with half a brain that the DNC  put on a farking show and had decided on Biden from the beginning, and everyone but Sanders and Warren were in on it, and Sanders is compromised by Russia.


But Bernie hasn't gotten the votes, tho.I
No matter how you slice it, his campaign hasn't moved the votes. What is the DNC supposed to do? Gift his Independent ass with the nom?
 
2020-03-15 7:44:27 PM  
Cringefest.

Pass.
 
2020-03-15 7:45:52 PM  
The difference summed up:
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2020-03-15 7:45:56 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?


Because there are a shiatload of people who want Bernie and nothing has been definitively decided.  This is the 6th inning and Biden has a 3-run lead.  He's likely to win, but he might not.  Why do you want to call the game?  Why do you hate America?  Let democracy play out, man.  The alternatives suck.

// Biden fan, but I like the Democratic League in this post-season.
 
2020-03-15 7:46:02 PM  

misanthropicsob: "Coronavirus is a huge topic on everybody's minds right now. This week, experts put out a report saying that COVID-19 would cost 734 gazillion dollars under Medicare For All. Bernie Sanders, why do you still support the potentially disastrous public healthcare system?"


"Joe Biden, in light of the Coronavirus going widespread in Europe and ridding their country of the poor and infirm, why do you even want to support the public option?"
 
2020-03-15 7:46:28 PM  
Quick, someone wake up Biden!

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2020-03-15 7:46:45 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?


So Biden can realize that COVID-19 has made his previous positions on healthcare untenable.

...who am I kidding? He'll shout about Trump's failures, without any self-reflection.

Maybe Sanders can shout some sense into him about the true state of our healthcare system, but I doubt it.
 
2020-03-15 7:47:40 PM  

cman: AirForceVet: KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?

I guess to convince remaining undecided Democrats whom to vote for in the remaining primaries.

/It's not over until the old man sings.

Who


You know Keith wanted it to be The Whom because it sounded posh but Pete is a grammar Nazi.
 
2020-03-15 7:47:54 PM  
Also, I'll just add

*Screams in Bernie Bro.*
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2020-03-15 7:49:06 PM  

cman: AirForceVet: KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?

I guess to convince remaining undecided Democrats whom to vote for in the remaining primaries.

/It's not over until the old man sings.

Who


Yeah, he's on first
 
2020-03-15 7:49:19 PM  

WDFark think for a second: KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?

Cuz Bernie still wants to help people.


He seems to really want to help Trump.
 
2020-03-15 7:49:56 PM  

ivan: cman: AirForceVet: KarmicDisaster: Why are we even still having this?

I guess to convince remaining undecided Democrats whom to vote for in the remaining primaries.

/It's not over until the old man sings.

Who

You know Keith wanted it to be The Whom because it sounded posh but Pete is a grammar Nazi.


Roger just wanted it to be called "Huh?" so he wouldn't have to be coherent before noon.
 
2020-03-15 7:51:14 PM  

MattytheMouse: Also, I'll just add

*Screams in Bernie Bro.*
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So the guy who has admitted he'd veto any M4A bill that finds its way to his desk is going to be more likely to get M4A implemented than the guy who is making it the priority policy of his administration?

Well okay then, let me know how that works out.
 
2020-03-15 7:52:35 PM  

Murkanen: MattytheMouse: Also, I'll just add

*Screams in Bernie Bro.*
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So the guy who has admitted he'd veto any M4A bill that finds its way to his desk is going to be more likely to get M4A implemented than the guy who is making it the priority policy of his administration?

Well okay then, let me know how that works out.


I know, right? That's like the mostly"you dense mother farker," tweet I've ever seen.
 
2020-03-15 7:52:37 PM  

Badmoodman: Great, another opportunity for Trump to make fun of one, or both of them.


You got beat up a lot in middle school didn't you.
 
2020-03-15 7:57:01 PM  

Aquapope: Here's what I hope for:
Bernie: I like a lot of things you stand for Mr. Biden, but we disagree on much.  We can agree that Trump must go, though!
Biden: I agree, you have a platform that I could get behind with some changes... but Trump is really what we should be about tonight...
Then they both spend 2 hours trashing Trump, with the occasional aside about how they'd do it better.  But really, the whole debate is just making sure everybody knows how Trump is a screw up.
Then at the end they both promise to be fully behind each other whoever wins the nomination, rah rah democrats, fark up Trump.  The end.


I've heard rumors that's going to basically be what happens...Bernie imploring his followers to jump on the Biden train, and how they can work together to get Trump out of the WH.

/And by rumors, I'm connected to a lot of CO Democratic party insiders, and that's the word that's been trickling down through the national ranks.
 
2020-03-15 7:57:06 PM  
Let's see if Biden's handlers can have a repeat of dialing in his medications and timing.
 
2020-03-15 7:59:49 PM  

Medic Zero: Cringefest.

Pass.


Oh thank god you let us know.
 
2020-03-15 8:02:11 PM  
Literally the instant the debate starts, YouTube TV shiats the bed
 
2020-03-15 8:02:22 PM  
Hey all. Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllll​llllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2020-03-15 8:02:40 PM  
And here we go.
 
2020-03-15 8:02:58 PM  
First of all *coughs into hand*
 
2020-03-15 8:03:05 PM  
Oh no he did not just cough in his hand!
BIDEN!!!
 
2020-03-15 8:03:14 PM  
Biden immediately coughs lol.
 
2020-03-15 8:03:17 PM  
I can't stand that farking whining, idiotic nebbish. But I guess Jake Tapper has a contract...
 
2020-03-15 8:03:46 PM  
God Joe, don't cough... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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