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(KTLA Los Angeles)   California deputies remind shoppers not to call 911 over line-cutting, it's Lord of the Flies for that guy trying to escape from Sam's Club with the last roll of toilet paper   (ktla.com) divider line
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2020-03-13 6:08:37 AM  
What's a depute?
 
2020-03-13 9:30:22 AM  
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2020-03-13 9:31:57 AM  
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2020-03-13 9:33:30 AM  
De pute french for S O B
 
2020-03-13 9:52:25 AM  
The sad thing is this is making it harder for those that do need to stock up and isolate themselves like the elderly.
 
2020-03-13 9:53:48 AM  
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But it's ok when they abuse 911 calls
 
2020-03-13 9:54:46 AM  
i ordered a bunch of TP off amazon. double the usual price. relax, ass wipes
 
2020-03-13 9:55:12 AM  
People told me I was crazy when I bought a new pack of toilet paper, even though we still had 4 rolls left.  Look who's crazy now!

Also, it would be ironic if all those shoppers got Coronavirus from packing into stores with healthy and infected alike.
 
2020-03-13 10:02:11 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i ordered a bunch of TP off amazon. double the usual price. relax, ass wipes


Less beer for you.
 
2020-03-13 10:03:43 AM  
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Did you say "depute"?
 
2020-03-13 10:15:09 AM  
They are cleaning out the grocery stores of food around me now.  All the meats and dry goods were gone last night.

I really hope the media is going to be happy with their panic ratings when people start killing each other over boxes of macaroni.

That second part is hyperbole this week.  Let's hope it stays that way.
 
2020-03-13 10:23:49 AM  

Callous: They are cleaning out the grocery stores of food around me now.  All the meats and dry goods were gone last night.

I really hope the media is going to be happy with their panic ratings when people start killing each other over boxes of macaroni.

That second part is hyperbole this week.  Let's hope it stays that way.


Just wait until the fast food and restaurant supply chains collapse.
 
2020-03-13 11:14:07 AM  
I don't know about the rest of you but I will steadfastly maintain my regular pooping regimen so I think the two dozen rolls we picked up a couple of weeks ago will get us through a couple of months.

/Boy am I glad we don't have teenage girls around anymore.
 
2020-03-13 11:19:46 AM  
Me and my sister are still trying to figure out why the fark people are panic buying toilet paper? And now, apparently, water.

Do they think the water is going to shut off? Or that COVID-19 is a hurricane?
 
2020-03-13 11:25:01 AM  

edmo: I don't know about the rest of you but I will steadfastly maintain my regular pooping regimen so I think the two dozen rolls we picked up a couple of weeks ago will get us through a couple of months.

/Boy am I glad we don't have teenage girls around anymore.


I counted this morning and my family of 3 has 3 full packs of the cottonelle soft wipes (the wife wants them) and 16 regular rolls for my 14 yr old son and myself. I think we will be good for awhile. Although wing night and my spicy wing sauce may take a break
 
2020-03-13 12:54:21 PM  

Callous: They are cleaning out the grocery stores of food around me now.  All the meats and dry goods were gone last night.

I really hope the media is going to be happy with their panic ratings when people start killing each other over boxes of macaroni.

That second part is hyperbole this week.  Let's hope it stays that way.


In Kalispell MT immabet the panic buying here is for ammo... Like they all don't have enough.
 
2020-03-13 2:22:46 PM  
I was unfortunately down to my last roll yesterday.

Took four stores and two hours to get a new pack.  Yeash.

Food wise... meh, 20lb bag of rice, and a freezer ful of frozen veggies and meat.  If nothing else I can survive on fried rice for the next month.
 
2020-03-13 2:41:13 PM  
Please wait until the situation escalates to gun fire before calling cops.
 
2020-03-13 4:54:12 PM  
Just point out to the people where the back of the line is. I do so if there is any confusion.
 
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