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2020-03-11 9:34:28 PM  
WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN​NNNN
 
2020-03-11 9:34:45 PM  
I wonder if he'll play himself in the movie.....
 
2020-03-11 9:35:12 PM  
Tom Hanks will laugh this virus off just like the Money Pit.
 
2020-03-11 9:35:20 PM  
Maybe this will finally get people's attention.
 
2020-03-11 9:35:42 PM  
Expect virus to be vanquished with chinly dispatch
 
2020-03-11 9:35:50 PM  
Now we're in the worst timeline.  Dammitsomuch.
 
2020-03-11 9:36:02 PM  
So you're saying he's a viral star?
 
2020-03-11 9:36:09 PM  
2020 remake of Philadelphia?
 
2020-03-11 9:36:17 PM  
Still thousands of morons are believing it's no big deal because trump is more worried about appearances than reality.
 
2020-03-11 9:36:19 PM  
THERES NO CRYING IN QUARANTINE!
 
2020-03-11 9:36:26 PM  
The land down under keeps finding new ways to put ya down under.
 
2020-03-11 9:36:28 PM  
No God, you don't get this one yet; the timeline's too farking dark already...  Denzel Washington warming up in the batters cage for the trial at the Pearly Gates...
 
2020-03-11 9:36:32 PM  
COVID-19 Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are liberal hoaxes designed to unseat President Trump
 
2020-03-11 9:36:45 PM  
Oh dear lord; is it being spread with infectious charm now?
 
2020-03-11 9:37:10 PM  
Well I guess it's off to the volcano.
 
2020-03-11 9:37:52 PM  
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"I wish there was an easy way that I could lose a little weight."
 
2020-03-11 9:38:06 PM  

AquaTatanka: Still thousands of morons are believing it's no big deal because trump is more worried about appearances than reality.


Drink. Sigh.
 
2020-03-11 9:38:11 PM  
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2020-03-11 9:38:23 PM  
Not such a beautiful day in the neighborhood
 
2020-03-11 9:38:25 PM  
It was inevitable. Everyone wants to meet Tom Hanks.
 
2020-03-11 9:38:28 PM  
F you corona virus.
 
2020-03-11 9:38:32 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: AquaTatanka: Still thousands of morons are believing it's no big deal because trump is more worried about appearances than reality.

Drink. Sigh.


/sips a long island
 
2020-03-11 9:38:36 PM  
Do you have to go to work tomorrow?

Don't. Stay at home and self-isolate RIGHT NOW.
 
2020-03-11 9:38:44 PM  
RIP Tom & NBA.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:04 PM  
This hoax is getting out of hand.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:07 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: COVID-19 Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are liberal hoaxes designed to unseat President Trump


Everything is a liberal hoax / plot to unseat President* Trump.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:16 PM  

iheartscotch: I wonder if he'll play himself in the movie.....


He's 63, so..... maybe?
 
2020-03-11 9:39:25 PM  
One per person:
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2020-03-11 9:39:33 PM  

BigGrnEggGriller: AquaTatanka: Still thousands of morons are believing it's no big deal because trump is more worried about appearances than reality.

Drink. Sigh.


Also.  Go.fark yourself for votIng for him once or twice
 
2020-03-11 9:39:39 PM  

iheartscotch: I wonder if he'll play himself in the movie.....


That shiat right there?  That shiat's funny.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:41 PM  
Well, time for me to scream into my couch pillow again.  It's only been about 5 minutes since I've done that last.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:54 PM  
If Hanks is a true American patriot, he'll take this straight to the President.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:56 PM  
Do not travel with Tom Hanks!  It never ends well.
 
2020-03-11 9:39:59 PM  
Australia. I might have known.
 
2020-03-11 9:40:12 PM  
I knew it.  When this all started I said to my neighbor, I says, nobody knows about Tom Hanks... but me, this coronavirus, and Henry Winkler are the only ones who do.  It was only a matter of time before one of us got to him.
 
2020-03-11 9:40:25 PM  

firegoat: F you corona virus.


this. damn
 
2020-03-11 9:40:52 PM  
why couldn't this have been trump?
 
2020-03-11 9:40:59 PM  
Why couldn't it be Tim Honks?
 
2020-03-11 9:41:05 PM  

iheartscotch: I wonder if he'll play himself in the movie.....


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2020-03-11 9:41:11 PM  
It's karma.

In early 1998, Tom Hanks was on the set of Saving Private Ryan, when a young actor was in a scene where he was supposed to put a fake bomb on a tank tread. Tom Hanks heard it was that actor's birthday, and decided it'd
"be a fun goof" to switch out the dummy bomb with live explosives. The actor was blown to pieces, and the shot was left in the movie.
 
2020-03-11 9:41:55 PM  

GungFu: "Catch me if you can!"


I think "Caught him!" would have been a better headline.
 
2020-03-11 9:42:05 PM  
On a related doomsday note, the NBA suspends season after tonight's games are completed.
 
2020-03-11 9:42:15 PM  
If Tom Hanks checks out due to COVID and Trump skates I want a goddamn refund
 
2020-03-11 9:42:21 PM  
You know, I don't care much for this virus.
 
2020-03-11 9:42:22 PM  

Norad: Do you have to go to work tomorrow?

Don't. Stay at home and self-isolate RIGHT NOW.


Until you run out of PTO and sick days and get laid off.
 
2020-03-11 9:42:56 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Why couldn't it be Tim Honks?


Or Otm Shank?
 
2020-03-11 9:43:08 PM  
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2020-03-11 9:43:10 PM  

wax_on: Maybe this will finally get people's attention.


too late
 
2020-03-11 9:43:11 PM  

TheManofPA: WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN​N​NNNN


Wow, i just got that he was screaming his wife's name all that time.
 
2020-03-11 9:43:15 PM  
 
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