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(The Week)   Trump reportedly will not meet with House Speaker Pelosi because she's a poo-poo banana face   (theweek.com) divider line
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2020-03-11 3:28:28 PM  
Most Presidents would put the business of the American people ahead of their own personal pettiness.  Most of them, but clearly not ALL of them.  Childish orange shiat-gibbon.
 
2020-03-11 3:55:08 PM  
When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?
 
2020-03-11 3:57:17 PM  
Huh. He seemed like such a no-nonsense, stand-up guy before this. I'm really surprised.
 
2020-03-11 4:03:41 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?


I keep a file on absurdly naive post election talking points. I have "Trump will pivot," filed between "racism is over now that we have a black president," and "people voted for Trump because of economic anxiety." Right now, I'm preparing a folder that I expect to fill with plenty of "Biden will close those concentration camps!"
 
2020-03-11 4:07:56 PM  

MattytheMouse: Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?

I keep a file on absurdly naive post election talking points. I have "Trump will pivot," filed between "racism is over now that we have a black president," and "people voted for Trump because of economic anxiety." Right now, I'm preparing a folder that I expect to fill with plenty of "Biden will close those concentration camps!"


Best one I've heard so far?  "I'm glad I voted for him because he exposed all the lying and hypocrisy in politics."
 
2020-03-11 4:16:14 PM  
"Trump reportedly won't meet with Pelosi on a coronavirus bill, or for any reason, because he's mad at her"

Well that seems a reasonable excuse to let people die.
 
2020-03-11 4:16:47 PM  

PainInTheASP: MattytheMouse: Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?

I keep a file on absurdly naive post election talking points. I have "Trump will pivot," filed between "racism is over now that we have a black president," and "people voted for Trump because of economic anxiety." Right now, I'm preparing a folder that I expect to fill with plenty of "Biden will close those concentration camps!"

Best one I've heard so far?  "I'm glad I voted for him because he exposed all the lying and hypocrisy in politics."


I'll just put that in my "he's fighting the deep state," folder.
 
2020-03-11 4:28:42 PM  
To be honest, it's probably best that mnuchen handle this. Trump is not known for holding up his end of a bargain.
 
2020-03-11 4:36:07 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?


The same year of the Linux Desktop
 
2020-03-11 4:38:20 PM  
Honestly, it's probably better for everyone if he excuses himself from solving any actual problems. He can spend the next month or two congratulating himself on Twitter.
 
2020-03-11 4:38:38 PM  
If he wanted to meet to talk about corporate bail outs or tax breaks then I'm glad it's not happening

F*ck bailing out those rich farks.
 
2020-03-11 4:39:37 PM  
Probably for the best. She may accidentally step in some trump.
 
2020-03-11 4:40:07 PM  
President Donald J. Trump [Impeached] continues to be a pussy.
/Posting this from my fainting couch.
 
2020-03-11 4:40:12 PM  
He is intimidated by the size of her necklace.


Trump gave the impression he wants the taxes used to fund Social Security and Medicare slashed to zero, permanently,

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2020-03-11 4:40:53 PM  
A president refusing to work with other branches of government seems like it should be an impeachable offense.
 
2020-03-11 4:41:13 PM  
He just doesn't want another photo opportunity of Nancy looking at him causing him to pee in his underwear.

It might leak out.
 
2020-03-11 4:41:41 PM  
How anyone has any respect for this man I'll never understand. He's so comically bad at life it's a wonder he doesn't get lost on the way to the bathroom (where I'm sure someone is waiting to wipe his ass for him.)
 
2020-03-11 4:42:13 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?


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2020-03-11 4:43:38 PM  
I'm voting for the Coronavirus
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2020-03-11 4:43:46 PM  

Rucker10: How anyone has any respect for this man I'll never understand. He's so comically bad at life it's a wonder he doesn't get lost on the way to the bathroom (where I'm sure someone is waiting to wipe his ass for him.)


The only people that have respect for the man are either:

A. Sycophants trying to butter him up.
2. Are respecting the office.
III. Think that Donald Trump is running a psyops to bust Hillary Clinton's child sex ring.
 
2020-03-11 4:45:04 PM  

styckx: Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?

The same year of the Linux Desktop


*scratchhead*
https://www.techradar.com/best/best-l​i​nux-desktop

Hell, son, I had a dual boot with RedHat and Win95 back whatever lifetime that was, and I'm a farking machinist, not an IT dweeb.
 
2020-03-11 4:45:14 PM  
"You know, Bill Clinton built part of his political narrative by saying 'I feel your pain,'" former Rep. David Jolly (R-Fla.) told Wallace on Tuesday.


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"Donald Trump is asking the nation to feel his, and it is a weird leadership quality in a moment of crisis."


It isn't a leadership quality, in fact it is the opposite of a leadership quality. It is the quality of a selfish man-child whose fee-fees are hurt. Does the snowflake need a safe space?
 
2020-03-11 4:46:15 PM  
Snowflake President refuses to meet with actual adult who hurt his fee-fees a few times.
 
2020-03-11 4:47:47 PM  
This will be the end of her.
 
2020-03-11 4:48:22 PM  
Can't blame him. She's proven herself a vile, useless bag of shiat.
 
2020-03-11 4:48:33 PM  
To be fair, she did try to get him fired.
 
2020-03-11 4:49:56 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Can't blame him. She's proven herself a vile, useless bag of shiat.


Dah.
 
2020-03-11 4:49:59 PM  

Shaggy_C: To be fair, she did try to get him fired.


So you are saying of the two of them she is the one that actually does her job?
 
2020-03-11 4:50:05 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?


As they frogmarch Trump out of the West Wing after he refuses to leave in January 2021
 
2020-03-11 4:50:26 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Can't blame him. She's proven herself a vile, useless bag of shiat.


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2020-03-11 4:50:32 PM  
Why does everything constantly have to be "we need emergency funding for children's lunches because the schools may close!"

Raise the goddam minimum wage so people can afford to feed themselves and their goddam kids.

If you'd stop helping companies impose poverty on employees, then you DON'T have to constantly to figure out how to keep whole populations of them from starving.

Jesus farking christ.
 
2020-03-11 4:50:45 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?


As soon as we pivot to ANY President not named "Trump".
 
2020-03-11 4:50:58 PM  

meat0918: Marcus Aurelius: When's that Presidential pivot going to happen?

As they frogmarch Trump out of the West Wing after he refuses to leave in January 2021


Under indictment by the State of New York.
 
2020-03-11 4:50:59 PM  
Sounding checks the charts. farking petty and cowardly at the same time.

/And Sessions takes the abuse and gives back blind devotion.
 
2020-03-11 4:51:47 PM  
Oh he's not mad at her. He's scared of her.
 
2020-03-11 4:52:03 PM  
Hillary would have done the same thing.
 
2020-03-11 4:52:33 PM  

tekmo: Why does everything constantly have to be "we need emergency funding for children's lunches because the schools may close!"

Raise the goddam minimum wage so people can afford to feed themselves and their goddam kids.

If you'd stop helping companies impose poverty on employees, then you DON'T have to constantly to figure out how to keep whole populations of them from starving.

Jesus farking christ.


On the one hand, you have someone that agrees with you about the problem, but has a different (in fairness to you, also arguably inferior and less permanent) solution. On the other hand, you have someone who denies the problem exists.

You're upset with the one who's helping.
 
2020-03-11 4:52:41 PM  

Weatherkiss: Hillary would have done the same thing.


Prove it.
 
2020-03-11 4:53:00 PM  
If she does meet with him I hope she wears a mask
 
2020-03-11 4:53:25 PM  
Senate Republicans are also leery of the payroll tax cut, especially as Trump gave the impression he wants the taxes used to fund Social Security and Medicare slashed to zero, permanently, The Washington Post reports.

Oh c'mon guys. Just announce you're defunding Social Security and Medicare in an election year. Shrinking government until you can drown it in a bathtub. It can't fail. Especially during a pandemic.
 
2020-03-11 4:54:07 PM  
You know that cornfield scene from Casino? That's what I want to happen to Trump, Ivanka, 1/2 scoop and Eric

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2020-03-11 4:55:26 PM  
I was trying to find a Trump and Hobbes where he's mad at Susie, but this'll have to do.  I'm too lazy to put Pelosi's head on Susie.

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2020-03-11 4:56:31 PM  
Memo to Nancy: make him get down on one knee and beg, like Hank Paulson did on his own volition, to plead for a rescue of the "business" community.  And get a picture.  And tweet it.
 
2020-03-11 4:57:54 PM  

gopher321: "Trump reportedly won't meet with Pelosi on a coronavirus bill, or for any reason, because he's mad at her"

Well that seems a reasonable excuse to let people die.


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2020-03-11 4:58:17 PM  
He needs his nap, and his binky... then she might be able to talk to him after he eats a meal, takes a dump and has a nice new clean diaper.
 
2020-03-11 4:58:52 PM  

gopher321: "Trump reportedly won't meet with Pelosi on a coronavirus bill, or for any reason, because he's mad at her"

Well that seems a reasonable excuse to let people die.


Maybe its time for the military to overthrow his ass and all his sycophants in the senate and give the power back to people who give a fark, like Pelosi.
 
2020-03-11 4:58:52 PM  
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2020-03-11 4:59:33 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Can't blame him. She's proven herself a vile, useless bag of shiat.


Yeah, Trump hates when people try to do their jobs properly.
 
2020-03-11 5:00:34 PM  
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2020-03-11 5:00:48 PM  
Weatherkiss: Hillary would have done the same thing.

Serious question, trying to not be hostile:

Why are you doing this?

It's WTFery like this that convinced me your brain has perma-sproinked.

Really. Why? Why keep going off like a 4channer?
 
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