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(Mediaite)   Because the reality of this is indefensible, lets make up a hypothetical situation to attack instead   (mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Bill Clinton, Democratic Party, Fox News host Laura Ingraham, President Donald Trump's administration, Barack Obama, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday night  
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2020-03-11 12:48:34 PM  
Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.
 
2020-03-11 12:48:56 PM  
Laura Ingraham is rapidly approaching electro-shock therapy territory.  Her obsession with Hillary has warped her already feeble mind.   Wouldn't it suck to be one of her kids?
 
2020-03-11 12:52:48 PM  
I remember all the people that asked how Al Gore would have handled 9/11.  I usually responded that he'd be on the top floor of the North Tower on 9/12 because he would have paid attention to the warning sings and taken action.

Hillary wouldn't have stopped this from being a pandemic, but she wouldn't have done any of the things Trump has done that's so far only put people in more danger.
 
2020-03-11 12:53:55 PM  
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2020-03-11 12:54:26 PM  
Hillary Clinton wouldn't have dismantled our disease response agencies, Laura, you dumb twunt.
 
2020-03-11 12:55:09 PM  

Jake Havechek: Laura Ingraham is rapidly approaching electro-shock therapy territory.  Her obsession with Hillary has warped her already feeble mind.   Wouldn't it suck to be one of her kids?


Considering she's a pure-strain Nazi and her kids are of the brown variety, I assume they have to wear servants clothes and kowtow to her.
 
2020-03-11 12:58:41 PM  
If Clinton had been elected Fox would be screaming about how the the Government's actions to isolate those suspected of being infected on their return from hot zones is merely an attempt to distract from the 14th Impeachment trial.
 
2020-03-11 1:16:45 PM  
HILLARY!!!
That and tax cuts - it's all we got.
 
2020-03-11 1:17:58 PM  
I like how Democrats are supposedly extremely competent enough to operate the deep state, murder people for slighting Hillary, and run a fake pandemic... yet will somehow botch up health care and virus response.
 
2020-03-11 1:18:04 PM  
So, does anyone have a count of how many times Obama had to defend his policies by saying "Well, McCain would've done..." or "Romney would've done..."?

Zero? It's zero, isn't it?
 
2020-03-11 1:18:24 PM  
Anybody who watches Fox News is a blithering idiot.
 
2020-03-11 1:19:24 PM  
You know, she's right. The crisis might not have happened at all if The Notorious HRC was elected. After all, she's probably not stupid enough to denude the Fed of its ability to respond to pandemic diseases.....
 
2020-03-11 1:19:25 PM  

Stoker: Anybody who watches Fox News is a blithering idiot.


I'm not sure all of these hosts on Fox are all that stable, either.
 
2020-03-11 1:19:47 PM  

UberDave: Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.


Yep.  Hillary wouldn't have done everything in her power in the preceding 3 years to ensure the worst possible response for this sort of thing.
 
2020-03-11 1:20:05 PM  
Hillary would have forced everyone to lick public door knobs and subway train handrails.
 
2020-03-11 1:21:00 PM  
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Had no clue she was a fan of Myth Busters
 
2020-03-11 1:21:00 PM  

UberDave: Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.


Fark is not your personal ASMR site!
Thought crime.
Future crime.
Hypothetical crime.
When will we finally lock her up?!
 
2020-03-11 1:21:10 PM  
She probably would not have cut the emergency response team. Especially since she wanted to cover up how she made COVID-19 in her pizza parlor basement child sex dungeon turned lab.
 
2020-03-11 1:21:35 PM  

Cache: HILLARY!!!
That and tax cuts - it's all we got.


you forgot SOROOOOOOOOOS!!!
 
2020-03-11 1:21:47 PM  
Trump farked himself up with this one.  It would have so easy to handle in a professional and calm manner, but Trump is a farkhead and stupid bastard who only cares about the Stock Market and his rich buddies.
 
2020-03-11 1:22:06 PM  
Laura Ingraham is such a f**king piece of garbage
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2020-03-11 1:22:25 PM  
If Nic Cage made that argument they would call it a Wicker Man.
 
2020-03-11 1:22:27 PM  
Brings back fond memories of "Al Gore would have REALLY screwed the pooch when he invaded Iraq" takes.
 
2020-03-11 1:23:02 PM  

sirgrim: I like how Democrats are supposedly extremely competent enough to operate the deep state, murder people for slighting Hillary, and run a fake pandemic... yet will somehow botch up health care and virus response.


Priorities dude, priorities.
 
2020-03-11 1:23:28 PM  

Stoker: Anybody who watches Fox News is a blithering idiot.


I find it absolutely fascinating that people with the same information reach such different conclusions.
 
2020-03-11 1:23:57 PM  
You would think that since she is working at Fox news that she would be aware of the fact that Hillary lost the election ..
 
2020-03-11 1:25:38 PM  

UberDave: Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.


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2020-03-11 1:25:51 PM  
The farking reality is that the GOP cut defense funding for U.S. embassies.

Typical republican logic...
 
2020-03-11 1:25:54 PM  

sirgrim: I like how Democrats are supposedly extremely competent enough to operate the deep state, murder people for slighting Hillary, and run a fake pandemic... yet will somehow botch up health care and virus response.


This is us vs them taken to a level I never thought possible before.  After Trump was elected, I was telling people not to hate their Republican neighbors.  Most sane republicans I know denounced Trump within six months.  What remains is a party of people so deluded, dishonest, bigotted, cowardly and well, just plain stupid that I can't even.  I used to be an Independent... one of those mythical fark independents... we used to be real.

I'm scared, this pandemic is real and we have a clown show going on demonizing people.... who want healthcare?
 
2020-03-11 1:26:18 PM  

UberDave: Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.


What kind of Goldfish?
 
2020-03-11 1:26:28 PM  
Hillary would have had much better people in place. Testing would be more efficient, places would be prepared.

Of course Fox News would be calling it armageddon and advising their viewers to riot.
 
2020-03-11 1:26:58 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Hillary Clinton wouldn't have dismantled our disease response agencies, Laura, you dumb twunt.


QFT
 
2020-03-11 1:27:10 PM  

hugram: Hillary would have forced everyone to lick public door knobs and subway train handrails.


You mean... I'm *not* supposed to be doing that?
 
2020-03-11 1:27:17 PM  
We should probably take a moment to discuss the repercussions of a hypothetical circumstance wherein my aunt were to have a penis.
 
2020-03-11 1:28:20 PM  
Trump build such a strong economy that it lost 3/4th of it's gains so far at the first sign of a problem
 
2020-03-11 1:30:31 PM  

Nuclear Monk: We should probably take a moment to discuss the repercussions of a hypothetical circumstance wherein my aunt were to have a penis.


Don't bring your trans gendered relatives into this debate, the bathroom controversy is somewhere else on the fox outrage output machine.
 
2020-03-11 1:32:15 PM  
Well I think we all know the truth is that if killary was president she would have personally ordered the deep state Soros militias to airdrop all cruise ship CV victims into music festivals, sporting events, parades, and retirement communities to maximize the spread of the disease. Frankly we are incredibly blessed to have our courageous president trump. In his infinite wisdom and mercy he has refrained from personally slaughtering the infant children of christians as Hillary had pledged to do if elected supreme chancellor of the east coast ivory towers.

It's all relative really
 
2020-03-11 1:33:53 PM  

palelizard: UberDave: Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.

What kind of Goldfish?


flavor blasted of course, just like our embassies!!!!

wake up folks.
 
2020-03-11 1:34:05 PM  
Laura and Jeanine tribbing

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2020-03-11 1:34:19 PM  

Lady J: hugram: Hillary would have forced everyone to lick public door knobs and subway train handrails.

You mean... I'm *not* supposed to be doing that?


If you have already done it, then you will be fine.  We need to convince all others to do the same.  It is the only way to avoid getting infected.
 
2020-03-11 1:34:58 PM  

sirgrim: I like how Democrats are supposedly extremely competent enough to operate the deep state, murder people for slighting Hillary, and run a fake pandemic... yet will somehow botch up health care and virus response.


Don't forget keeping Anthony "Weiner" alive.
 
2020-03-11 1:37:29 PM  

Lady J: hugram: Hillary would have forced everyone to lick public door knobs and subway train handrails.

You mean... I'm *not* supposed to be doing that?


Make sure to visit the elderly regularly too. Even if you're not related!
 
2020-03-11 1:37:58 PM  
Get f*cked, Nazi Barbie.
 
2020-03-11 1:38:16 PM  
This isn't a new strategy. The defense of the stupid trash, as the failures of the GWB mounted up in Iraq, the economic collapse, Katrina and everything else that moron touched, was basically to complain that qualified people to hold the job like Kerry and Gore would had been worse. If you have a functioning brain, there is no alternative than to look upon the stupid republican trash with contempt. But try to not roll your eyes too hard because it hurts their fee fees when libs are mean to them.
 
2020-03-11 1:38:53 PM  
Now I am seriously on the fence about traveling back in time and voting for Hillary Clinton.
 
2020-03-11 1:41:15 PM  
WHY WON'T HILLARY CLINTON JUST GO AWAY?

If she would just go away, people would stop talking about her.

(sigh)

Meanwhile, President Moutheyes embarrasses and sickens us on a nearly hourly basis and has every day since he was "elected."
 
2020-03-11 1:42:59 PM  

Frederf: UberDave: Hillary Clinton could have held a press briefing where she took no questions and quietly ate Goldfish crackers while staring at the camera for an hour and it would be orders of magnitude better than how Trump has handled this.

Fark is not your personal ASMR site!
Thought crime.
Future crime.
Hypothetical crime.
When will we finally lock her up?!


I saw a woman at Rural King wearing a Hillary for Prison 2016 shirt yesterday.
 
2020-03-11 1:43:30 PM  

mikalmd: You would think that since she is working at Fox news that she would be aware of the fact that Hillary lost the election ..


I'm guessing she did Nazi that.
 
2020-03-11 1:44:52 PM  
😂
 
2020-03-11 1:44:55 PM  

Nuclear Monk: We should probably take a moment to discuss the repercussions of a hypothetical circumstance wherein my aunt were to have a penis.


For many people this is a reality. Perhaps you could entertain a hypothetical circumstance where your aunt has wheels.
 
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