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3270 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Mar 2020 at 3:48 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-03-11 10:12:20 AM  
Eurotrashwhoresayswhat?
 
2020-03-11 11:53:14 AM  
This really is one of the most ill-advised campaigns in recent memory. Then again, maybe this is the best we can hope for in terms of judgment from a person who married a monster from Greek mythology with three buttholes for a face.
 
2020-03-11 11:58:52 AM  
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2020-03-11 3:49:44 PM  
I don't really care, do u?
 
2020-03-11 3:51:18 PM  
I feel like we're all extras on the Truman Show but we're the ones in the dark. Like how can anyone think an anti-bullying campaign from THIS family would be anything but a joke? How can people take this seriously when her husband and stepchildren are the biggest bullies on the planet right now??
 
2020-03-11 3:51:30 PM  
I love that she thinks she just assumes respect for being the presidents wife
 
2020-03-11 3:52:46 PM  
Hey Malaria-GFY
 
2020-03-11 3:53:33 PM  
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2020-03-11 3:53:45 PM  
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Melania can read blueprints in 8 languages.

Tennis court construction is very dangerous and you should always wear a hardhat.
 
2020-03-11 3:55:01 PM  

Cagey B: This really is one of the most ill-advised campaigns in recent memory. Then again, maybe this is the best we can hope for in terms of judgment from a person who married a monster from Greek mythology with three buttholes for a face.


Cerebutts!
 
2020-03-11 3:55:08 PM  

Butterflew: I feel like we're all extras on the Truman Show but we're the ones in the dark. Like how can anyone think an anti-bullying campaign from THIS family would be anything but a joke? How can people take this seriously when her husband and stepchildren are the biggest bullies on the planet right now??


We're in a Sims game set on "worst timeline"
 
2020-03-11 3:55:12 PM  
I'm not married to a guy, subby. Hell I'm not even marri-... oh i see now
 
2020-03-11 3:56:17 PM  
Shut the fark up, lady. You farked a married man, later married him for his money, parroted his racist conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, wore a goddamn jacket with "I don't care, do u" on the back to go visit kids YOUR husband put in concentration camps...just shut the fark up.

Christ, I want this broad to go away as much as her bloated sack of shiat husband.
 
2020-03-11 3:56:19 PM  
Hookersayswhat?
 
2020-03-11 3:56:46 PM  
Melania Trump: Most Bullied Person In The World
Youtube w9HZu0AJ3ZU


/Earlier today, the president assuaged a worried nation by rage tweeting at Vanity Fair.
 
2020-03-11 3:56:53 PM  
You're kidding, right, Melanie?


For Doz That Slept
Youtube JA4Eh_SA4Co


I really don't care. Do U?
 
2020-03-11 3:57:22 PM  
I'd hit it

/not really
 
2020-03-11 3:58:44 PM  
Americas first troll presidency?
 
2020-03-11 3:59:15 PM  
Farking plagariizing, hypocritical farkwit.
 
2020-03-11 3:59:55 PM  
The last time Fark had a Melania post I called her a 'vapid tw---' although I spelled it out and the post was removed for 'misogyny.'

She still is.
 
2020-03-11 4:00:21 PM  

BarefootInTheFark: I don't really care, do u?


Nope.
 
2020-03-11 4:01:14 PM  

Walker: Butterflew: I feel like we're all extras on the Truman Show but we're the ones in the dark. Like how can anyone think an anti-bullying campaign from THIS family would be anything but a joke? How can people take this seriously when her husband and stepchildren are the biggest bullies on the planet right now??

We're in a Sims game set on "worst timeline"


The AI running this simulation to see how a planet will handle an existential threat like climate change has grown so frustrated with us it is starting to add the wildest variables it can compute.
 
2020-03-11 4:02:29 PM  
If $he'$ a genius , Why did $he marry one of the dumbe$t people in America ?
 
2020-03-11 4:04:06 PM  
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2020-03-11 4:04:32 PM  
I cannot think of a more useless First Lady.
 
2020-03-11 4:06:09 PM  
Why do you think she's carrying this particular torch Subby?

It's an in-your-face pushback to her husband's behavior and she's not timid about bringing it all to the forefront as FLOTUS.

/and you sad farks mock her
 
2020-03-11 4:07:39 PM  

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YOINK!

/Aaaand, funnied
 
2020-03-11 4:07:41 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Eurotrashwhoresayswhat?


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2020-03-11 4:09:39 PM  

fernt: Why do you think she's carrying this particular torch Subby?

It's an in-your-face pushback to her husband's behavior and she's not timid about bringing it all to the forefront as FLOTUS.

/and you sad farks mock her


Biatch was/is a birther.
She deserves every bit of mockery she gets, plus a little more for good measure.

I was going to add that she still won't sleep with you, but if you have enough money she just might.
 
2020-03-11 4:10:01 PM  
Just another bullshiat thing to distract from the crimes and incompetency of the Trump Administration.
 
2020-03-11 4:10:17 PM  
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2020-03-11 4:11:54 PM  

fernt: Why do you think she's carrying this particular torch Subby?

It's an in-your-face pushback to her husband's behavior and she's not timid about bringing it all to the forefront as FLOTUS.

/and you sad farks mock her


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2020-03-11 4:12:38 PM  
Am I an asshole because I want to see Melania being forced on an air plane by ICE agents with her mom and dad
 
2020-03-11 4:13:10 PM  

weemill: Americas first troll presidency?


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2020-03-11 4:13:27 PM  

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Dress is cut way to modest for Melania
 
2020-03-11 4:13:34 PM  

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2020-03-11 4:13:56 PM  
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2020-03-11 4:14:11 PM  

LL316: Hookersayswhat?


C'mon dude. One is a disgusting money grubbing parasite and the other pays rent through a mutually respectful transaction.

#BeBest
 
2020-03-11 4:17:46 PM  

fernt: Why do you think she's carrying this particular torch Subby?

It's an in-your-face pushback to her husband's behavior and she's not timid about bringing it all to the forefront as FLOTUS.

/and you sad farks mock her


And https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ele​na_Ce​au%C8%99escu only forced academics to add her name to their papers in order to show how horrible it was that her husband had all that power
 
2020-03-11 4:18:13 PM  
She wins the prize for epic lack of self awareness.
 
2020-03-11 4:20:33 PM  
Doan boo-leee.
 
2020-03-11 4:24:20 PM  
Feckless c*nt.
 
2020-03-11 4:29:53 PM  

fernt: Why do you think she's carrying this particular torch Subby?

It's an in-your-face pushback to her husband's behavior and she's not timid about bringing it all to the forefront as FLOTUS.


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2020-03-11 4:30:47 PM  

fernt: Why do you think she's carrying this particular torch Subby?

It's an in-your-face pushback to her husband's behavior and she's not timid about bringing it all to the forefront as FLOTUS.

/and you sad farks mock her


It takes so much more courage to do some weak @ssed fake anti bullying campaign then you know, actually doing something real that could have some effect.

Your defense of her is just as weak.  If as you claim, she is using her little anti bullying hobby to snub her husband, she is doing it in such a way that does nothing and (more importantly) risks nothing for her lifestyle and comfort. So it's the same as if she was doing nothing.  It would better if she just stayed in NYC and keep her c*cksucker shut

I am all for powerful, intelligent and outspoken females, but the current first skank should stick to making her living on her back.

Hell, the last Bush wife (her name escapes me) was a far far better First Lady and she killed someone.
 
2020-03-11 4:37:19 PM  
 
2020-03-11 4:41:08 PM  
FTA: Referencing the first lady's speech, George Conway, lawyer and husband of White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, wrote on Twitter in a thinly veiled reference to the president, "Kids also need to think of others rather than themselves, they shouldn't lie, they shouldn't brag, they shouldn't assume they know everything, they should learn to spell, and they should do their homework. #BeBest."

That statement should have no political significance whatsoever.  And yet, here we are.
 
2020-03-11 4:57:11 PM  
Hope she gets indicted with the rest of them and get deported back to Slovenia with Mary a penny to her name. She's forced to sell silicon to microchip manufacturer.

Biden should have a 'lock them all up' rant in every speech.
 
2020-03-11 4:57:45 PM  
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2020-03-11 5:08:32 PM  
I remember that first year in office when I would occasionally feel sorry for her. She pushed his hand away because she doesn't want to touch him! She was stuck in this loveless marriage and was going to get a divorce as soon as he lost the election! She actually talked to kids at schools and smiled at them! She got along well with Macron's wife! She was doing a good job protecting her young son from the outside world!

Yeah, screw her. I'll give her credit for protecting Barron -- I know less about him than I know about Tiffany, which is saying something. But other than that, screw her.
 
2020-03-11 5:59:20 PM  
I enjoyed seeing her in that adult feature where she demonstrates her oral capacity.
She was easily over engineered to do the same workload she had to do on that mushroom.

Yeah, what a fantastic person to hold up to young American women as an example of gold digging and sleeping your way to the top. Sure sets things back so, so many decades.
 
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