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(NYPost)   How NYC strip clubs are handling the covid outbreak. With possibly the best Corona graphic you'll see all year   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-03-10 4:24:27 PM  
It's good to know essential services are still functioning.
 
2020-03-10 4:26:28 PM  
Purel now comes with body glitter in it?
 
2020-03-10 4:27:45 PM  
A guy named Bob, who won't give his last name, says the place is thoroughly cleaned twice a day?

Good enough for me.
 
2020-03-10 4:38:48 PM  

flucto: A guy named Bob, who won't give his last name, says the place is thoroughly cleaned twice a day?

Good enough for me.


Jizz mopers like to keep a low profile, as a rule. Unsung heroes, if you will.
 
2020-03-10 5:15:17 PM  
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It's all over.........everybody enjoy your evening.
 
2020-03-10 5:32:18 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:33:09 PM  

MrBallou: Jizz mopers


What, like semen-stained goths?
 
2020-03-10 5:34:19 PM  

Gordon Bennett: MrBallou: Jizz mopers

What, like semen-stained goths?


or are they guys who ride motorcycles with pedals?
 
2020-03-10 5:36:41 PM  
FTFA: Strippers "are also wearing face masks," says the FlashDancers manager, "but I think they were joking around."

Boss, I need to go and verify this claim....at every club.
 
2020-03-10 5:37:15 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:40:51 PM  

LessO2: FTFA: Strippers "are also wearing face masks," says the FlashDancers manager, "but I think they were joking around."

Boss, I need to go and verify this claim....at every club.


Already on it, running quality checks right now. Next one in 18 minutes.
 
2020-03-10 5:45:04 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:45:10 PM  
Can anyone even afford NYC strip clubs?
 
2020-03-10 5:47:48 PM  

Gubbo: Can anyone even afford NYC strip clubs?


I'm sure the banksters and tech bros can.

Me? I haven't been in an NYC strip club since Billy's Topless closed.
 
2020-03-10 5:48:18 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:49:15 PM  

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I predict a lot of happy people with nurse fetishes
 
2020-03-10 5:49:19 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:50:09 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:53:10 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:53:15 PM  
FlashDancers NYC, which has locations in Times Square and Tribeca, is conducting "thorough deep cleans twice a day between each shift,"

Only twice a day? They should have been doing more than that before Covid-19.
 
2020-03-10 5:54:02 PM  
By banning touching?
 
2020-03-10 5:55:42 PM  

cloudofdust: Gubbo: Can anyone even afford NYC strip clubs?

I'm sure the banksters and tech bros can.

Me? I haven't been in an NYC strip club since Billy's Topless closed.


That's where you met Ma, right.
 
2020-03-10 5:55:43 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:56:31 PM  
Perhaps this is too obvious

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2020-03-10 5:57:21 PM  
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2020-03-10 5:58:24 PM  

LessO2: FTFA: Strippers "are also wearing face masks," says the FlashDancers manager, "but I think they were joking around."

Boss, I need to go and verify this claim....at every club.


I'm a licensed Female Body Inspector agent.
 
2020-03-10 6:00:38 PM  

lycanth: FlashDancers NYC, which has locations in Times Square and Tribeca, is conducting "thorough deep cleans twice a day between each shift,"

Only twice a day? They should have been doing more than that before Covid-19.


Not much happens during the day shift, I imagine.
 
2020-03-10 6:12:38 PM  
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2020-03-10 6:14:55 PM  
No Corona-chan cosplayers?

/Leaving thread frustrated and not at all satisfied
 
2020-03-10 6:15:32 PM  
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2020-03-10 6:16:23 PM  
7.6 million people in the 5 boroughs.  176 cases.  Everyone panic.
 
2020-03-10 6:24:22 PM  

Peter Weyland: 7.6 million people in the 5 boroughs.  176 cases.  Everyone panic.


176 known cases

NYC is a major hub for world travelers if anywhere in the US needs to be over cautious its there. Not bumfark Iowa where Walmart is out of TP.
 
2020-03-10 6:24:38 PM  
i wood.
 
2020-03-10 6:24:42 PM  
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2020-03-10 6:27:39 PM  
FTA

"thorough deep cleans twice a day between each shift,"

Man that sounds dirty.
 
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2020-03-10 6:29:48 PM  

Peter Weyland: 7.6 million people in the 5 boroughs.  176 cases.  Everyone panic.


Read the other farking article, the everything summary.  The real number is x20 and they're busy spreading it right this very moment.

Sleep tight!
 
2020-03-10 6:39:20 PM  
Purell f*ckparties are going to be a thing?

/stay safe and have fun
 
2020-03-10 6:46:40 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Purell f*ckparties are going to be a thing?

/stay safe and have fun


Feel the Bern.
 
2020-03-10 7:06:56 PM  
Article was good for a few laughs.
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2020-03-10 7:16:02 PM  
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2020-03-10 7:27:48 PM  

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2020-03-10 7:35:09 PM  
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2020-03-10 7:40:43 PM  
Everyone panic.
 
2020-03-10 7:41:13 PM  

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2020-03-10 7:43:41 PM  
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2020-03-10 7:45:16 PM  
Jeebus. Can we stop with the whole Handwashing-Lyric thing? Please. It was funny for 30 seconds. But that was like 10 minutes ago.
 
2020-03-10 8:10:26 PM  
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2020-03-10 8:34:08 PM  

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Love Marilyn Manson.

You win.
 
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