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(NBC Connecticut)   Woman uses hand sanitizer to clean out entire apartment building, killing all viruses and one person   (nbcconnecticut.com) divider line
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2020-03-10 1:08:59 PM  
Jerome Kyser identified as a woman?
 
2020-03-10 1:24:39 PM  
Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner
 
2020-03-10 2:21:40 PM  

hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner


Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?
 
2020-03-10 2:22:20 PM  
Lesson learned. Next time just shoot that biatch.
 
2020-03-10 2:22:22 PM  
Destiny Waite-ing in jail.
 
2020-03-10 2:23:07 PM  

Russ1642: Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


Sanitizer?! I hardly know her!

*ba dum tish*
 
2020-03-10 2:23:10 PM  
I love how the MSM totally ignores how many coronavirus she kills, and just focuses on the single dude, who was literally likely already under the Corona control.
 
2020-03-10 2:23:16 PM  
Flaming Hand Sanitizer
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2020-03-10 2:25:06 PM  
Flaming Hand Sanitizer is my Flaming Moe's tribute bar that's geared towards germaphobes.
 
2020-03-10 2:26:18 PM  
That's an interesting way to make a Molotov cocktail that's jellied like a napalm bomb.  Clever.
 
2020-03-10 2:27:23 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


Must burn like hell
 
2020-03-10 2:27:47 PM  

Literally Addicted: Destiny Waite-ing in jail.


How ironic that Waite is in jail for her rash actions.
 
2020-03-10 2:27:55 PM  

hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner


Whenever you see "Not for internal use" or "external use only" it means "don't use this as lube"
 
2020-03-10 2:29:01 PM  

FrancoFile: That's an interesting way to make a Molotov cocktail that's jellied like a napalm bomb.  Clever.


And you know she didn't come up with that  spin theur of the moment.  That move was the ace up her sleeve for months, she just finally decided to play it.
 
2020-03-10 2:29:53 PM  

Mister Buttons: FrancoFile: That's an interesting way to make a Molotov cocktail that's jellied like a napalm bomb.  Clever.

And you know she didn't come up with that  spin theur of the moment.  That move was the ace up her sleeve for months, she just finally decided to play it.


Spur of the moment*
 
2020-03-10 2:31:30 PM  
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2020-03-10 2:31:31 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


I'm more of an Icy Hot man, myself.
 
2020-03-10 2:31:41 PM  
You guys, she just saved the world from a zombie apocalypse. Give her a medal.
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2020-03-10 2:33:06 PM  

Rozotorical: I love how the MSM totally ignores how many coronavirus she kills, and just focuses on the single dude, who was literally likely already under the Corona control.


Considering that the coronavirus would probably statistically have caused more than one person in the building to die, she actually saved a net number of lives so really she should be commended.
 
2020-03-10 2:33:14 PM  

Arkanaut: Literally Addicted: Destiny Waite-ing in jail.

How ironic that Waite is in jail for her rash actions.


When your documented reaction to an argument is to light people on fire, prison is probably your destiny.
 
2020-03-10 2:33:37 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


Anything is lube if you're brave enough.
 
2020-03-10 2:35:31 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


Not on fire.
 
2020-03-10 2:37:06 PM  
Cheap napalm
 
2020-03-10 2:42:05 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


The intense burning sensation just makes it better!
 
2020-03-10 2:42:10 PM  

Subtonic: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

I'm more of an Icy Hot man, myself.


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"It felt cold at first..."

/yes, that was cologne
//same sensation
///don't ask how I know
 
2020-03-10 2:44:35 PM  
To be fair, fire does an excellent job of killing pathogens.
 
2020-03-10 2:44:55 PM  
Her attorney is claiming actual innocence - maybe we should withhold judgment until this goes to trial.
 
2020-03-10 2:51:19 PM  
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2020-03-10 2:52:11 PM  

hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner


Could you please submit all of the headlines?
 
2020-03-10 2:58:18 PM  

gar1013: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

Anything is lube if you're brave enough.


Not everything is lube.  For example sandpaper.
 
2020-03-10 3:00:07 PM  
FrancoFile

That's an interesting way to make a Molotov cocktail that's jellied like a napalm bomb. Clever.

In our day we just used petrol and petroleum jelly.
 
2020-03-10 3:11:09 PM  
Dear stupid people:  Please do not fark around with flammable gels.  Liquids are bad enough.  Please do not fark with gels that will stick to skin and fark everything to hell.
 
2020-03-10 3:13:04 PM  

synithium: gar1013: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

Anything is lube if you're brave enough.

Not everything is lube.  For example sandpaper.


I have an old shop for that:

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2020-03-10 3:14:39 PM  
Do you have any idea how many viruses just one human contains? Truly, she's the real MVP.
 
2020-03-10 3:16:26 PM  
Human DNA is 8% virus! If the deceased was 200 pounds, that's like 16 pounds of virus.
 
2020-03-10 3:25:02 PM  
Did the Sanitizer and the Sanitizee have make up sexytime while in holding?  That's always the best sexytime.
 
2020-03-10 3:40:14 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


No, have you? I sense a good story here.
 
2020-03-10 3:42:37 PM  
Flaming Hand Sanitizer is a great name for a band.
 
2020-03-10 3:43:39 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Did the Sanitizer and the Sanitizee have make up sexytime while in holding?  That's always the best sexytime.


I hope so.

The woman accused of starting the fatal fire that ripped through a Hartford apartment building early Sunday morning lit a bottle of hand sanitizer on fire and threw it at her girlfriend during a domestic altercation, according to Hartford police.

That sounds like a hot lesbian catfight.
 
2020-03-10 3:52:50 PM  
Hartford being Hartford
 
2020-03-10 4:31:02 PM  

synithium: gar1013: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

Anything is lube if you're brave enough.

Not everything is lube.  For example sandpaper.


maybe not on the first few strokes.......
 
2020-03-10 4:36:37 PM  

Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?


I've used VapoRub for anal.

Neither of us were happy about how that turned out.

Don't do that by the way, the VapoRub I mean.

the other thing is up to you
 
2020-03-10 4:47:16 PM  
Destiny Waite as opposed to Density Nowe?
 
2020-03-10 4:51:18 PM  
Threw it at her girlfriend?

Looks like Destiny Waites for no man.
 
2020-03-10 4:59:18 PM  

Subtonic: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

I'm more of an Icy Hot man, myself.


Gojo with the pumice pieces over here
 
2020-03-10 5:19:26 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Subtonic: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

I'm more of an Icy Hot man, myself.

Gojo with the pumice pieces over here


username checks out.
 
2020-03-10 7:13:19 PM  

hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner


Comment of the year winner right there.
 
2020-03-10 7:17:14 PM  

synithium: gar1013: Russ1642: hammettman: Such a promising story that went wrong: Heated lesbian catfight turns deadly as woman tosses fiery lube at partner

Have you tried using hand sanitizer as lube?

Anything is lube if you're brave enough.

Not everything is lube.  For example sandpaper.


It is if you apply it long enough.
 
2020-03-11 7:01:48 AM  
The credit manager for my business is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.
 
2020-03-11 12:31:52 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: The credit manager for my business is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.


This is fine.
 
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