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(France 24)   Madonna's body no longer has to tell her it's too old for this shait as the coronavirus finally puts an end to the Madame X tour   (france24.com) divider line
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2020-03-10 3:28:21 AM  
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2020-03-10 6:11:27 AM  

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Holy hell those teeth.
 
2020-03-10 7:06:36 AM  
Well the elderly are more susceptible to getting sick
 
2020-03-10 7:07:26 AM  
But if the Coronavirus is infected by Madonna, it will die.
 
2020-03-10 7:40:17 AM  
The problem now is that with today's microphones being so sensitive, they pick up the grinding of her bones as she "dances"
 
2020-03-10 8:44:29 AM  

FarkingSmurf: cretinbob: [i.imgflip.com image 633x464]

Holy hell those teeth.


She's wearing a grill. It's not a good look.
 
2020-03-10 9:12:24 AM  
Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.
 
2020-03-10 9:18:44 AM  

Buttknuckle: Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.


If you set them up on a blind date, both Mick and Madonna would reject the other as too old.
 
2020-03-10 9:33:10 AM  

Buttknuckle: Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.


Mick Jagger does not try to look and act like he's in his 20's.
 
2020-03-10 10:11:06 AM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

This and he's unapologetic about his age and has been since Madonna was at the top of the charts.
 
2020-03-10 10:19:46 AM  

Buttknuckle: Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.


I don't "hate" Madonna, but I've never been a fan; I found her and the fandom that surrounded her back in the 80s to be shallow and excessive. And the whole Madame X tour nonsense hasn't exactly elevated my opinion.

If Mick Jagger went on tour and constantly showed up hours late or cancelled performances due to his body breaking down to the point where he fell off chairs and relied on knee supports and a cane to walk, I'd think he had gotten too old for this shait as well.
 
2020-03-10 10:43:09 AM  

browneye: Buttknuckle: Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.

I don't "hate" Madonna, but I've never been a fan; I found her and the fandom that surrounded her back in the 80s to be shallow and excessive. And the whole Madame X tour nonsense hasn't exactly elevated my opinion.

If Mick Jagger went on tour and constantly showed up hours late or cancelled performances due to his body breaking down to the point where he fell off chairs and relied on knee supports and a cane to walk, I'd think he had gotten too old for this shait as well.


He's also not trying to use sex to sell.  The Stones sell their music.  Madge sells her image.
 
2020-03-10 11:19:11 AM  

Buttknuckle: Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.


It's not a male/female thing. Ann Wilson is still revered and she's approaching 70. Madge is an attention whore, not much of a singer, has exploited the gay community for her own successes and is (allegedly) the biggest pain in the ass to work with.
 
2020-03-10 11:20:17 AM  
When can we start calling her the Banshee Queen?
 
2020-03-10 11:25:37 AM  

phenn: Buttknuckle: Here comes the Madonna hate.  Meanwhile, Mick Jagger is a cool and drowning in pussy.

It's not a male/female thing. Ann Wilson is still revered and she's approaching 70. Madge is an attention whore, not much of a singer, has exploited the gay community for her own successes and is (allegedly) the biggest pain in the ass to work with.


Pat Benatar is 67 and still doing tours, last I checked. Loves me some Benatars.
 
2020-03-10 11:27:28 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: Pat Benatar is 67 and still doing tours, last I checked. Loves me some Benatars.


She can do no wrong.
 
2020-03-10 11:47:49 AM  

phenn: Cthulhu Theory: Pat Benatar is 67 and still doing tours, last I checked. Loves me some Benatars.

She can do no wrong.


She married someone that's not me, doesn't that count?

Then again, I'm a couple years shy of being in her appropriate age range, so I guess she's doing right by that too. You win this round, Benatar!! *Shakes tentacle fist*
 
2020-03-10 11:59:29 AM  
Ella Fitzgerald for the win.
 
2020-03-10 1:48:36 PM  
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2020-03-10 4:26:38 PM  
I still find her to be beautiful.  *shrugs*
 
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