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2020-03-09 8:28:55 PM  
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2020-03-09 8:31:50 PM  
John Sununu thinks Hillary wants to be Biden's VP.  There, I saved you a click.
 
2020-03-09 8:38:06 PM  
Given that the network sells only fear and outrage, stories like this are the bizarro world replacement for the traditional 'cute animal' ending segments that the old networks used to play. "Now here's an ugly human to with a quick story that will sever your heartstrings."
 
2020-03-09 8:44:57 PM  

fusillade762: John Sununu thinks Hillary wants to be Biden's VP.  There, I saved you a click.


He's still alive?
 
2020-03-09 8:45:51 PM  
Don't you love it when the band plays all your favorite songs?

That's what's going on right now with the right-wing freakshow. It fills the cold, dark place where their souls are supposed to go.
 
2020-03-09 9:19:22 PM  
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2020-03-09 9:50:11 PM  
Right wing conspiracy:
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2020-03-09 10:08:19 PM  
She ain't running.
 
2020-03-09 10:20:46 PM  

fusillade762: John Sununu thinks Hillary wants to be Biden's VP.  There, I saved you a click.


She's as sick of this as we are.  That's why I hope that Sununu's friends and family are saying their goodbyes to him
 
2020-03-10 12:44:25 AM  
Hillary is far too busy spreading coronavirus and writing fake news to be bothered with a VP position.
 
2020-03-10 12:45:20 AM  
In the year 3021, grand Republican emperor of the Moon begins investigating Hillary's emails.
 
2020-03-10 12:46:35 AM  
With Bloomberg out, she doesn't have any allies left in the race.

So let's all calm our jets here and worry about what's real and not what's cooked up in the head of John farking Sununu.
 
2020-03-10 12:48:45 AM  
I still say that The Notorious HRC should run as a Republican and primary Trump.

/ for da LULZ
 
2020-03-10 12:48:51 AM  
I knew this guy was an assclown back during the Reagan administration.   I was 12.
 
2020-03-10 12:49:52 AM  
You guys keep giving war criminals airtime.
 
2020-03-10 12:50:41 AM  
Dow is plummeting.
President is in a panic about the virus.
Fox, "Does Hillary have a nefarious plan to become VP?"
 
2020-03-10 12:51:40 AM  
like farking john sununu has a bead on anything not protruding from trumps colon walls. i'm no hillary fan, but the hot stinky wind is only blowing from one direction where his head is. in biden's more lucid moments, he definitely knows what a political cancer the clinton name is. besides, she's way too rich to play second fiddle to sleepy joe.
 
2020-03-10 12:52:19 AM  
Why would she need this?

She's already demonstrated that she can murder people while out of office, so it's not like she needs the power.

Her reach is omnipotent. You cannot escape her diabolical grasp.
 
2020-03-10 12:53:08 AM  
Have you Farks been drinking? Well, then...drink. Then...FLY MY PRETTIES....FLY!
 
2020-03-10 12:57:07 AM  
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Biden's running mate is going to be someone young.  Possibly from the south  Maybe a little left of Biden.

My money's on Cory Booker.
 
2020-03-10 12:57:17 AM  

Ishkur: Why would she need this?

She's already demonstrated that she can murder people while out of office, so it's not like she needs the power.

Her reach is omnipotent. You cannot escape her diabolical grasp.


Oh and don't forget she controls with mind control millions of voters... But only during primaries.
 
2020-03-10 12:58:32 AM  
But I was told by the Hillary haters here on Fark she was going to run for president!!

Remember that? Pepridge farms remembers!!!
 
2020-03-10 1:02:42 AM  
Republicans will never be able to stop thinking about buttery males.
 
2020-03-10 1:03:21 AM  
I've said it before, the Right Wing Noise Complex will be vilifying Chelsea's grandchildren.
 
2020-03-10 1:04:31 AM  

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Hillary Clinton will never have to pay for a place yo live again, because she will live rent-free in the heads of derpers everywhere forever.
 
2020-03-10 1:05:37 AM  

shpritz: You guys keep giving war criminals airtime.


It drives pageclicks. That's all that matters.
 
2020-03-10 1:07:45 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Republicans will never be able to stop thinking about buttery males.


That's why a bunch of them are currently self quarantining for coronavirus.
 
2020-03-10 1:11:35 AM  
I've enjoyed getting my news from npr. Yes a lot of it is from "wait wait, don't tell me" but still where  can I get my real, not fake news?
 
2020-03-10 1:18:36 AM  
Yes, John Sununu.  That font of wisdom and knowledge, so relevant right now that I only know about him because my dad gave me "Real Mean Don't Eat Quiche" on audiobook when I was 12 and they made a joke that involved him.  A joke I remember less than the joke about using a lawyer as a chock for a tractor trailer.
 
2020-03-10 1:20:06 AM  
"This all had a purpose," Sununu said of Clinton's seemingly ambiguous praise for the former vice president. "The purpose was to reinforce Biden getting the nomination. If that fails, [the purpose was] to reinforce the fact she would be the better alternative, not Bernie. And then, to reinforce the fact that if Biden does get the nomination, she would add to the ticket more than anyone else."

I can't wrap my brain around this. She praises Biden and this is what it means? Dude's nuts.
 
2020-03-10 1:23:46 AM  
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Gotta admit, he's pretty scary...
 
2020-03-10 1:33:28 AM  

Corvus: But I was told by the Hillary haters here on Fark she was going to run for president!!

Remember that? Pepridge farms remembers!!!


She did. Twice. Now we're moving on to the election after that. How long have you been asleep?
 
2020-03-10 1:36:42 AM  

EdgeRunner: Corvus: But I was told by the Hillary haters here on Fark she was going to run for president!!

Remember that? Pepridge farms remembers!!!

She did. Twice. Now we're moving on to the election after that. How long have you been asleep?


ummm no they were saying it for 2020. That's why I said it.
 
2020-03-10 1:37:35 AM  
Ah by the guy who grifted 615k in government travel expenses by flying military jets on personal trips.
 
2020-03-10 1:41:32 AM  
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Murphy Brown punch line because his name sounded funny Sununu? What? No one alive from the Nixon years? What the fark is this?
 
2020-03-10 1:44:32 AM  
Bring her up all you want, HIllary isn't coming back to the public eye anytime soon. And if she does, it's purely to laugh at people.
 
2020-03-10 1:59:11 AM  

quiotu: Bring her up all you want, HIllary isn't coming back to the public eye anytime soon. And if she does, it's purely to laugh at people.


She never left the public eye. She's been touring Europe doing her one-woman show and has a documentary series out on Hulu right now. And the person she's really laying into at the moment is Bernie, because she isn't ever going to forgive him for making a real run at the throne last time. She's just adding to the current divisiveness and isn't what the Democrats need at all right now.

But as for the conspiracy theory that she'll swoop in and become the candidate via a contested convention, there's no chance of that. Every last delegate would have to be completely insane to think the voters would respond favorably to having both lead nominees thrown out in favor of a surprise replacement. Not gonna happen.
 
2020-03-10 2:00:58 AM  
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2020-03-10 2:11:02 AM  

EdgeRunner: quiotu: Bring her up all you want, HIllary isn't coming back to the public eye anytime soon. And if she does, it's purely to laugh at people.

She never left the public eye. She's been touring Europe doing her one-woman show and has a documentary series out on Hulu right now. And the person she's really laying into at the moment is Bernie, because she isn't ever going to forgive him for making a real run at the throne last time. She's just adding to the current divisiveness and isn't what the Democrats need at all right now.



Man those dumb women don't know their place do they? How dare Hulu wanting to do a documentary about her and her saying yes. Then she has the gall to answer the questions they ask her. Wow!
 
2020-03-10 2:18:20 AM  

Corvus: EdgeRunner: quiotu: Bring her up all you want, HIllary isn't coming back to the public eye anytime soon. And if she does, it's purely to laugh at people.

She never left the public eye. She's been touring Europe doing her one-woman show and has a documentary series out on Hulu right now. And the person she's really laying into at the moment is Bernie, because she isn't ever going to forgive him for making a real run at the throne last time. She's just adding to the current divisiveness and isn't what the Democrats need at all right now.


Man those dumb women don't know their place do they? How dare Hulu wanting to do a documentary about her and her saying yes. Then she has the gall to answer the questions they ask her. Wow!


quiotu said she was out of the public eye. I pointed out that she's the subject of a Hulu documentary that just came out. The lunatic response of "Oh, how dare some WOMAN have a Hulu documentary about herself!" is all yours.

I don't know if Biden truly has cognitive decline or if he's just struggling with the same old public speaking problems he's always dealt with, but you? I've got no doubt that your brain is about two steps away from a total cataclysmic meltdown. You should try to relax more, maybe take up a quiet hobby like fishing or crocheting. Fark clearly isn't a healthy outlet for your energies.
 
2020-03-10 2:24:08 AM  
Republicans tell their children that if they don't behave, Hillary Clinton will get them.
 
2020-03-10 2:28:18 AM  

X-Geek: Republicans tell their children that if they don't behave, Hillary Clinton will get them. take them for pizza.

 
2020-03-10 2:33:39 AM  

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She still bothers you, huh?

Good
 
2020-03-10 3:42:02 AM  
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"Clinton is coming to turn your babies into sex slaves!"
 
2020-03-10 4:19:45 AM  

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"Clinton is coming to turn your babies into sex slaves pizza!"

 
2020-03-10 4:20:59 AM  

Catlenfell: Dow is plummeting.
President is in a panic about the virus.
Fox, "Does Hillary have a nefarious plan to become VP?"


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2020-03-10 4:55:02 AM  
I thought that embezzling cocksucker was dead.
 
2020-03-10 6:11:40 AM  

Paul Hackett: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: [Fark user image image 396x628]

She still bothers you, huh?

Good


I wish I was cool enough to get a bj from a shark.
 
2020-03-10 6:21:18 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Paul Hackett: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: [Fark user image image 396x628]

She still bothers you, huh?

Good

I wish I was cool enough to get a bj from a shark.


So now you're changing the topic to Bill??? Why do you have such a hard-on for the Clintons? Both have served the country well - and in turn, they've been subjected to 30 years of harrassment by American conservatives. They must really scare the hell outta some people.
 
2020-03-10 6:42:57 AM  
They have been trying to make Clinton happen for over a year. They need to aim their hate cannon at a female and are having a tough time with these two older white men front runners
 
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