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2020-03-09 6:00:17 PM  
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2020-03-09 7:39:55 PM  
Who wants four more years of this shiat? These assholes I guess. No idea who else would or why.

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2020-03-09 7:40:24 PM  
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Relax, it's under control
 
2020-03-09 8:51:12 PM  
Who will be left alive to care besides the 1%?
 
2020-03-09 10:04:56 PM  
That reminds me. I need to drop off my ballot tonight.
 
2020-03-09 10:05:09 PM  
Over 1,800,000 Trumpers in California per Super Tuesday results.

Wtf.
 
2020-03-09 10:05:48 PM  
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2020-03-09 10:05:49 PM  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2020-03-09 10:06:07 PM  
My dad, sadly.
 
2020-03-09 10:06:13 PM  
Geezus, is every site paywalled now?
 
2020-03-09 10:08:12 PM  
For the author, here's a list:

Traitors
Racists
Rapists
putin
christians; although the first 3 points cover that
 
2020-03-09 10:08:28 PM  
Who does? Fascists, white supremacists, the klan, foreign dictators, foreign oligarchs and christian terrorists.
 
2020-03-09 10:09:43 PM  

ElPrimitivo: Who wants four more years of this shiat? These assholes I guess. No idea who else would or why.

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I bet even those people are secretly sick of having to defend his shiat.
 
2020-03-09 10:10:53 PM  
As long as people believe politicians are the root of all their problems they'll keep electing people like Trump into office.
 
2020-03-09 10:11:12 PM  
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Yes
Will he offer me his teeth?
Yes
Will he offer me his jaws?
Yes
Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
Again, will he offer me his hunger?
Yes!
And will he starve without me?
Yes!
And does he love me?
Yes
Yes
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes
I bet you to say that to all the boys.
 
2020-03-09 10:15:11 PM  

Declassify Issue: Over 1,800,000 Trumpers in California per Super Tuesday results.

Wtf.


That's less than 5% of our population. Stockton, Fresno, the "inland empire," and cities near military bases have somewhat conservative populations.
 
2020-03-09 10:16:07 PM  
I always knew Trump would screw things up.

I just didn't know how bad.

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2020-03-09 10:16:18 PM  
"Charles P. Pierce, who, by the way, has an unattractive spouse, people have said that, they said it's because he's a liberal and all the pretty women are conservative, we all know that, people know that, anyway, Charles P. Pierce has said some very unattractive things about Donald Trump lately too. That's his thing. He likes unattractive things, like his lovely unattractive spouse and ugly lies about me, Donald Trump, and he works for the unattractive failing Esquire magazine. What's an esquire anyway? Nobody knows. Nobody knows. They were trying to say squirrel and it came out wrong but they couldn't change it, it was too late. Esquirrel magazine. Very unfair and very unattractive magazine. Failing. Not like our economy. Our economy's doing great, by the way. We just had--not many people know this--we just had the best inverted Dow upswing in the history of stock markets. Get your money in there, folks. Keep going to work, everything's fine. Save your money from your money jobs and put it in the stocks. They want us to fail, these squirrel people, that's why they make up lies about everything. Because they have the ennui. That's a thing. Did you know that? They have the ennui, and it makes them sad and hateful and unattractive. And Democrat. So everything's fine. No questions."
 
2020-03-09 10:16:52 PM  
Anyone who still supports Trump at this point is a lost cause, and any Democrat who "moderates" the message to try to appeal to them is doomed to failure.

All we can do is outvote these morons.
 
2020-03-09 10:17:07 PM  

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That's extra funny now...
 
2020-03-09 10:17:09 PM  
That last line of the article really has me worried:

"There are rising calls now for the declaration of a national emergency. Which raises a terrifying question: do you want this president* and this executive branch declaring a national emergency, with all the special powers that entails? Hand sanitizer and fist-bumps seem a lot safer."

I just got done posting in another thread that I believe Trump will at least attempt canceling or postponing the election over this.

A declaration of national emergency seems a step in that direction.
 
2020-03-09 10:17:58 PM  
No one wants four more years of this. But, sweet FSM, give us another option. The Ds are going to keep Bernie out and give us Biden. Trump will say whatever bullsh*t crosses his mind, despite having no relation to facts. Biden keeps babbling bullsh*t that may not even have crossed his mind, despite a a complete disconnect from reality.

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2020-03-09 10:17:59 PM  
After the past two weeks of market drops, I'm basically assuming that some 1%ers will put a contract out on Mango Mussolini.
 
2020-03-09 10:18:31 PM  

odinsposse: ElPrimitivo: Who wants four more years of this shiat? These assholes I guess. No idea who else would or why.

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I bet even those people are secretly sick of having to defend his shiat.


Nazis? Probably not. They don't defend their viewpoints. They just spout a fountain of bullshiat until you walk away or punch them in the mouth.
 
2020-03-09 10:18:54 PM  
Vladimir Putin and his fellow petro-tyrants.

The central Asian underworld.

Bolsonaro.

Bibi.

Dominion cultists who look forward to Trump's making their version of the faith the established church of the United States---and getting the Jews out of the judiciary.

Think that's everyone. Who did I miss?
 
2020-03-09 10:20:50 PM  

Cafe Threads: Who will be left alive to care besides the 1%?


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2020-03-09 10:20:52 PM  

jake_lex: Anyone who still supports Trump at this point is a lost cause, and any Democrat who "moderates" the message to try to appeal to them is doomed to failure.

All we can do is outvote these morons.


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I'm tired of Democrats moving to the "center" and "reaching across the aisle".
 
2020-03-09 10:22:12 PM  
Who the hell wants another four years of this? I'll tell you: every single . . . thing that voted for him in 2016. Once a deplorable, always a deplorable.
 
2020-03-09 10:22:53 PM  

Declassify Issue: Over 1,800,000 Trumpers in California per Super Tuesday results.

Wtf.


We'll gladly sell the lot to the highest bidding state.  Bidding starts at $1.  Anyone?  Anyone?!
 
2020-03-09 10:24:50 PM  
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2020-03-09 10:27:14 PM  

mofa: After the past two weeks of market drops, I'm basically assuming that some 1%ers will put a contract out on Mango Mussolini.


Nah. There may be some of the decline attributable to the incoherent response to the virus, but those drops are largely due to market disruptions beyond anyone's control and would have happened no matter what.  Investors know this.

That doesnt mean the average person with a 401k knows it.  He has coasted on the strength of the market for three years.  It's totally fair game to use this reversal and beat him with it like it's a cudgel.
 
2020-03-09 10:28:05 PM  

vrax: Declassify Issue: Over 1,800,000 Trumpers in California per Super Tuesday results.

Wtf.

We'll gladly sell the lot to the highest bidding state.  Bidding starts at $1.  Anyone?  Anyone?!


Are State of Jefferson folks Trumpers?
 
2020-03-09 10:28:13 PM  
Nope because we are stigginit to the libs
 
2020-03-09 10:28:43 PM  
Plus,
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2020-03-09 10:29:05 PM  

mofa: After the past two weeks of market drops, I'm basically assuming that some 1%ers will put a contract out on Mango Mussolini.


Are you kidding? They've been taking profits since '18, and are quite prepared to buy on the dip.
 
2020-03-09 10:29:30 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: jake_lex: Anyone who still supports Trump at this point is a lost cause, and any Democrat who "moderates" the message to try to appeal to them is doomed to failure.

All we can do is outvote these morons.

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I'm tired of Democrats moving to the "center" and "reaching across the aisle".


Meh. They're only marginally worse than Democrats who openly court racists.
 
2020-03-09 10:30:51 PM  

Norquist Vagprobe: The Irresponsible Captain: jake_lex: Anyone who still supports Trump at this point is a lost cause, and any Democrat who "moderates" the message to try to appeal to them is doomed to failure.

All we can do is outvote these morons.

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I'm tired of Democrats moving to the "center" and "reaching across the aisle".

Meh. They're only marginally worse than Democrats who openly court racists.


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2020-03-09 10:33:02 PM  
That's, like, SO unsanitary!!!
 
2020-03-09 10:33:56 PM  

mofa: Declassify Issue: Over 1,800,000 Trumpers in California per Super Tuesday results.

Wtf.

That's less than 5% of our population. Stockton, Fresno, the "inland empire," and cities near military bases have somewhat conservative populations.


I think it's 200,000 more Trumpers than the 2016 primary, if I Googled right.

Not enough obviously, but more Trumpers...
 
2020-03-09 10:36:53 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Norquist Vagprobe: The Irresponsible Captain: jake_lex: Anyone who still supports Trump at this point is a lost cause, and any Democrat who "moderates" the message to try to appeal to them is doomed to failure.

All we can do is outvote these morons.

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I'm tired of Democrats moving to the "center" and "reaching across the aisle".

Meh. They're only marginally worse than Democrats who openly court racists.

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Yeah, well, we had another option.
 
2020-03-09 10:37:06 PM  

gunsmack: No one wants four more years of this. But, sweet FSM, give us another option. The Ds are going to keep Bernie out and give us Biden. Trump will say whatever bullsh*t crosses his mind, despite having no relation to facts. Biden keeps babbling bullsh*t that may not even have crossed his mind, despite a a complete disconnect from reality.

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I approve of this message.
 
2020-03-09 10:50:12 PM  

Declassify Issue: vrax: Declassify Issue: Over 1,800,000 Trumpers in California per Super Tuesday results.

Wtf.

We'll gladly sell the lot to the highest bidding state.  Bidding starts at $1.  Anyone?  Anyone?!

Are State of Jefferson folks Trumpers?


Yep.
 
2020-03-09 10:50:22 PM  
If only Trump had stopped it from spreading from China. Then Iran. Then Italy.  Then all of Europe.

Shame on you Trump for not single handedly stopping it in other countries you have no control over.
 
2020-03-09 10:57:55 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: If only Trump had stopped it from spreading from China. Then Iran. Then Italy.  Then all of Europe.

Shame on you Trump for not single handedly stopping it in other countries you have no control over.


I thought he had a knack for this, though? And everyone gets a "beautiful, perfect, test." Where are they? Under our chairs?
 
2020-03-09 10:58:34 PM  
Hehe, "vulgar talking yam"

I'm gonna use that. Look for it in a future Fark comments section.
 
2020-03-09 11:00:03 PM  

der Sittenstrolch: Hehe, "vulgar talking yam"

I'm gonna use that. Look for it in a future Fark comments section.


I still think Samantha Bee's "Screaming Carrot Demon" from 2016 still fits.
 
2020-03-09 11:05:58 PM  

hokiethug1992: GrizzlyPouch: If only Trump had stopped it from spreading from China. Then Iran. Then Italy.  Then all of Europe.

Shame on you Trump for not single handedly stopping it in other countries you have no control over.

I thought he had a knack for this, though? And everyone gets a "beautiful, perfect, test." Where are they? Under our chairs?


If information you can quickly recall abt coronavirus is something stupidTrump said and not the surgeon general's statement earlier today that the average age of death is 80 and the flu is far more dangerous to most Americans than coronavirus then articles like the one linked are the biggest problem with this virus.  Not Trump.
 
2020-03-09 11:06:35 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: If only Trump had stopped it from spreading from China. Then Iran. Then Italy.  Then all of Europe.

Shame on you Trump for not single handedly stopping it in other countries you have no control over.


No, shame on Trump for destroying what government infrastructure we had to handle a crisis like this, purely because Obama played a part in building that infrastructure. And shame on conservative capitalists (be they Republicans or "centrist" Democrats) for making it damn near impossible to properly contain a potential pandemic.

Hard to control a disease when people can't afford to go to the hospital to get tested or treated, and/or can't even afford to take enough time off of work to recover.
 
2020-03-09 11:10:27 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: hokiethug1992: GrizzlyPouch: If only Trump had stopped it from spreading from China. Then Iran. Then Italy.  Then all of Europe.

Shame on you Trump for not single handedly stopping it in other countries you have no control over.

I thought he had a knack for this, though? And everyone gets a "beautiful, perfect, test." Where are they? Under our chairs?

If information you can quickly recall abt coronavirus is something stupidTrump said and not the surgeon general's statement earlier today that the average age of death is 80 and the flu is far more dangerous to most Americans than coronavirus then articles like the one linked are the biggest problem with this virus.  Not Trump.


I get it. Nothing to see here, please disperse.
 
2020-03-09 11:10:37 PM  
♫ Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me... ♫
 
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