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(AZ Family)   Add Republican Congressman Paul Gosar to the list of lawmakers deciding to self-quarantine after shaking hands at CPAC   (azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Common cold, Influenza, members of his staff, abundance of caution, Paul Gosar, Arizona Congressman, runny nose, Conservative Political Action Conference  
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2020-03-09 1:22:10 AM  
16 votes:
Has he come in one of the pre-chosen forms?

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

CPAC attendees getting roasted in the depths of a giant slor?
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2020-03-09 12:42:21 AM  
11 votes:
I'm sure the Ghostbusters will INSIST on it.
 
2020-03-09 5:03:08 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-03-09 6:53:29 AM  
4 votes:
A certain laughing death puppet has been surprisingly missing from these CPAC threads.
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2020-03-09 5:28:06 AM  
4 votes:

sauce_jenkins: They're not busy passing any bills, so why not take a week off. Heck, you and I should, too!


And Pence said he was going to self-quarantine himself. How would anyone notice he wasn't around as usual?
 
2020-03-09 5:00:32 AM  
4 votes:

aleister_greynight: Let me get this straight here.  Are we supposed to care about this?


Well, there's a chance that not everyone he knows is evil.
 
2020-03-09 6:38:05 AM  
3 votes:
dittybopper:Why would a sign like that need an hour, minute, *AND* second hand?  Is that the Sheldon Cooper version?  Are you precise enough with your eating and elimination habits that you can time them down to the second?

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2020-03-09 5:07:00 AM  
3 votes:
Meanwhile, at a barely discernable creep, these begin to be suction-cupped to the door of every congressional office on the Hill.
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2020-03-09 6:15:28 AM  
2 votes:

SurfaceTension: One amusing part of this is that the never-Trumpers didn't attend CPAC this year. They had their own conference in another part of the city. Whether there was crossover (there probably was) is unknown, but I love the idea that Trump humpers might get sick because they were there kissing his ass while the never-Trumpers won't get sick because they've stuck to their principles.


Wasn't Romney barred from CPAC this year..?
Maybe I'll become a Mormon, sounds like their god gets his way...
 
2020-03-09 6:14:57 AM  
2 votes:

buravirgil: Meanwhile, at a barely discernable creep, these begin to be suction-cupped to the door of every congressional office on the Hill.
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Why would a sign like that need an hour, minute, *AND* second hand?  Is that the Sheldon Cooper version?  Are you precise enough with your eating and elimination habits that you can time them down to the second?
 
2020-03-09 5:32:17 AM  
2 votes:

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You mean the dreaded Terrorist Fist Jab???
 
2020-03-09 10:04:00 AM  
1 vote:
Why are they participating in the Democrat hoax?
 
2020-03-09 5:22:35 AM  
1 vote:
Since Republicans never think something is needed by society until it happens to THEM, I can't help but find this pandemic rather... poetic in a grim fashion.
 
2020-03-09 5:09:10 AM  
1 vote:
They're not busy passing any bills, so why not take a week off. Heck, you and I should, too!
 
2020-03-09 4:59:39 AM  
1 vote:
Let me get this straight here.  Are we supposed to care about this?
 
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