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(AZ Family)   Add Republican Congressman Paul Gosar to the list of lawmakers deciding to self-quarantine after shaking hands at CPAC   (azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Common cold, Influenza, members of his staff, abundance of caution, Paul Gosar, Arizona Congressman, runny nose, Conservative Political Action Conference  
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2020-03-09 12:42:21 AM  
I'm sure the Ghostbusters will INSIST on it.
 
2020-03-09 12:44:13 AM  
I hope he ate a lot of appetizers between greetings.
 
2020-03-09 12:47:04 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I hope he ate a lot of appetizers between greetings.


Me too. He's a twat.
 
2020-03-09 1:14:11 AM  
One amusing part of this is that the never-Trumpers didn't attend CPAC this year. They had their own conference in another part of the city. Whether there was crossover (there probably was) is unknown, but I love the idea that Trump humpers might get sick because they were there kissing his ass while the never-Trumpers won't get sick because they've stuck to their principles.
 
2020-03-09 1:22:10 AM  
Has he come in one of the pre-chosen forms?

During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

CPAC attendees getting roasted in the depths of a giant slor?
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2020-03-09 4:59:39 AM  
Let me get this straight here.  Are we supposed to care about this?
 
2020-03-09 5:00:32 AM  

aleister_greynight: Let me get this straight here.  Are we supposed to care about this?


Well, there's a chance that not everyone he knows is evil.
 
2020-03-09 5:03:08 AM  
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2020-03-09 5:07:00 AM  
Meanwhile, at a barely discernable creep, these begin to be suction-cupped to the door of every congressional office on the Hill.
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2020-03-09 5:08:37 AM  

buravirgil: Meanwhile, at a barely discernable creep, these begin to be suction-cupped to the door of every congressional office on the Hill.
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Paid vacation.
 
2020-03-09 5:09:10 AM  
They're not busy passing any bills, so why not take a week off. Heck, you and I should, too!
 
2020-03-09 5:18:02 AM  
You know this is a good way for Republicans to avoid those pesky questions abt Trump's lies all the time.
 
2020-03-09 5:19:05 AM  
Id love it, LOVE IT, if Morgan Griffith had to go sit in a tree for a month.
 
2020-03-09 5:21:37 AM  

Alphax: aleister_greynight: Let me get this straight here.  Are we supposed to care about this?

Well, there's a chance that not everyone he knows is evil.


Evil by association.  There is no way anyone who met him did not realize he is evil, unless they are too imbecilic to recognize blatant evil.  Either way, the human race become better if they die.
 
2020-03-09 5:22:35 AM  
Since Republicans never think something is needed by society until it happens to THEM, I can't help but find this pandemic rather... poetic in a grim fashion.
 
2020-03-09 5:28:06 AM  

sauce_jenkins: They're not busy passing any bills, so why not take a week off. Heck, you and I should, too!


And Pence said he was going to self-quarantine himself. How would anyone notice he wasn't around as usual?
 
2020-03-09 5:30:01 AM  

HerptheDerp: Since Republicans never think something is needed by society until it happens to THEM, I can't help but find this pandemic rather... poetic in a grim fashion.


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2020-03-09 5:32:17 AM  

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You mean the dreaded Terrorist Fist Jab???
 
2020-03-09 5:34:04 AM  

HerptheDerp: Since Republicans never think something is needed by society until it happens to THEM, I can't help but find this pandemic rather... poetic in a grim fashion.


"Grim" is right.  I have older siblings, who once were young, and wanted...I don't know...the world?  Anyway, I remember them in their early 20s, in bell bottoms and flip hairstyles, as they went off to change the world and make it a better place.  And now, they are Trumpers????

I can't wrap my head around it, and I'm a Boomer, too.  The only thing I can think of, is that I didn't stay sequestered in a one horse town, in a one horse state.  I travelled, met people from all over the world, and I learned that we're all the same.  All of us.  What separates us, no matter where we are, is ignorance, and the divide and conquer tactics used by the rich.
 
2020-03-09 5:50:18 AM  
Tinariwen - Imidiwan MaTenam (What Have You Got To Say My Friends) Album Version
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What have you got to say, my friends, about this painful time we're living through?
You've left this desert where you say you were born, you've gone and abandoned it
We live in ignorance and it holds all the power
The desert is jealous and its men are strong
While it's drying up, green lands exist elsewhere
We live in ignorance and it holds all the power.
 
2020-03-09 6:14:57 AM  

buravirgil: Meanwhile, at a barely discernable creep, these begin to be suction-cupped to the door of every congressional office on the Hill.
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Why would a sign like that need an hour, minute, *AND* second hand?  Is that the Sheldon Cooper version?  Are you precise enough with your eating and elimination habits that you can time them down to the second?
 
2020-03-09 6:15:28 AM  

SurfaceTension: One amusing part of this is that the never-Trumpers didn't attend CPAC this year. They had their own conference in another part of the city. Whether there was crossover (there probably was) is unknown, but I love the idea that Trump humpers might get sick because they were there kissing his ass while the never-Trumpers won't get sick because they've stuck to their principles.


Wasn't Romney barred from CPAC this year..?
Maybe I'll become a Mormon, sounds like their god gets his way...
 
2020-03-09 6:17:19 AM  

SuperTramp: HerptheDerp: Since Republicans never think something is needed by society until it happens to THEM, I can't help but find this pandemic rather... poetic in a grim fashion.

"Grim" is right.  I have older siblings, who once were young, and wanted...I don't know...the world?  Anyway, I remember them in their early 20s, in bell bottoms and flip hairstyles, as they went off to change the world and make it a better place.  And now, they are Trumpers????

I can't wrap my head around it, and I'm a Boomer, too.  The only thing I can think of, is that I didn't stay sequestered in a one horse town, in a one horse state.  I travelled, met people from all over the world, and I learned that we're all the same.  All of us.  What separates us, no matter where we are, is ignorance, and the divide and conquer tactics used by the rich.


That great line in Easy Rider where they're done, they complete their mission and Hoppee says: "we're rich let's retire to Florida  - that's what you do, right?". So prescient. In one line.
 
2020-03-09 6:34:34 AM  
Something about chickens coming home to roost...
 
2020-03-09 6:38:05 AM  
dittybopper:Why would a sign like that need an hour, minute, *AND* second hand?  Is that the Sheldon Cooper version?  Are you precise enough with your eating and elimination habits that you can time them down to the second?

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2020-03-09 6:45:55 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Something about chickens coming home to roost...


On the one hand, it is a horrible thought, people losing loved ones (and don't forget that the physician who was sounding the alarm in China early on, Dr. Li Wenliang, died from it, he was just 34.)

On the other hand, this may be a wake-up call for millions of Americans who haven't given a shiat about the people serving their food, cleaning their hotels, and on and on, that our healthcare system is barbaric.
 
2020-03-09 6:53:29 AM  
A certain laughing death puppet has been surprisingly missing from these CPAC threads.
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2020-03-09 7:55:59 AM  
Good thing you get paid for staying home. Most of the people I know don't have that choice. It's either work to eat, or stay home and starve. Good thing they're only in the service industry.
 
2020-03-09 7:59:52 AM  

Boo_Guy: A certain laughing death puppet has been surprisingly missing from these CPAC threads.
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It's a little in-the-nose for a global pandemic in which millions will likely die.

/but appropriate
//and funny
 
2020-03-09 8:03:50 AM  
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He's faked being sick before to skip school and once faked a terminal illness to get a pop star to kiss him.
 
2020-03-09 8:24:20 AM  
Ah, was there an be uninvited guest at Prospero's ball? Such a shame.

Thoughts and prayers.
 
2020-03-09 9:35:02 AM  
Why doesnt he just say TIMEOUT? It worked when he was in high school
 
2020-03-09 10:04:00 AM  
Why are they participating in the Democrat hoax?
 
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