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(Daily Mail)   The View's Meghan McCain threatens employees who covet her hand sanitizer. Facepalm tag washes hands before putting palms on face   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-03-09 12:00:28 AM  
RTFA subby before you post bullshiate headlines.
 
2020-03-09 12:08:54 AM  

knbber2: RTFA subby before you post bullshiate headlines.


I read the article, it seems to be about what's what subby wrote in the headline, so what's your point?

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2020-03-09 12:28:31 AM  

darkhorse23: knbber2: RTFA subby before you post bullshiate headlines.

I read the article, it seems to be about what's what subby wrote in the headline, so what's your point?

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She did not write what was on the bottle, and therefore did not threaten employees, she simply took a picture of it.
 
2020-03-09 12:49:05 AM  

darkhorse23: knbber2: RTFA subby before you post bullshiate headlines.

I read the article, it seems to be about what's what subby wrote in the headline, so what's your point?

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Who's the lad in the photo?...
 
2020-03-09 12:49:20 AM  
It's HER sanitizer, and she's gonna drink it herself
 
2020-03-09 3:43:26 AM  
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2020-03-09 3:58:43 AM  
Gaffer Tape: A Thousand and One Uses.

I use it for basically everything. Except wrapping presents. That's why we have duct tape.
 
2020-03-09 5:38:02 AM  
Sid_6.7:

duct duck tape

ftfy
 
2020-03-09 6:15:25 AM  

veale728: Sid_6.7:

duct/duck tape

ftfy


Fixed that for everyone. Duck is the brand. Duct is what it does.

Xerox/Kleenex/KoolAid/etc.
 
2020-03-09 6:19:53 AM  
No picture of the staked goat they call the "craft services table?"
 
2020-03-09 6:24:06 AM  

MagicChicken: Duct is what it does.


It's ironically terrible for ducts because it softens way too much when heated.
 
2020-03-09 6:47:53 AM  
This site has started with the ad-blocker bullshiat.
 
2020-03-09 6:55:17 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: No picture of the staked goat they call the "craft services table?"


I doubt if fresh goat would last long with Meghan McCain around.
 
2020-03-09 7:09:53 AM  
why doesn't she just pray?  I'm sure that'd keep any disease away.

also..where is the book reading pic because that's the version of her I like.
 
2020-03-09 7:25:17 AM  

You Are All Sheep: why doesn't she just pray?  I'm sure that'd keep any disease away.

also..where is the book reading pic because that's the version of her I like.


I remember that one... she posed in bed with her boobs on prominent display, then feigned outrage that anyone noticed her boobs. But that was a long time, many pounds, and one wildly unflattering haircut ago.
 
2020-03-09 7:27:13 AM  
They say the camera add ten pounds.
She must have several cameras on her.
 
2020-03-09 7:42:33 AM  

devine: This site has started with the ad-blocker bullshiat.


It's been that way on mobile at least for my specific browser. It wont let me log in even unless I turn the built in Ad Blocker off.
 
2020-03-09 7:49:07 AM  
It's good to be a senator's child.
 
2020-03-09 7:57:01 AM  

dryknife: It's good to be a senator's child.


Some people consider her father to be martyr-ish / like, and it transfers to her as his survivor.

Plus she's anti-trump so she's a hero.
 
2020-03-09 7:57:49 AM  

dryknife: It's good to be a senator's child.


Is she the daughter of someone well-known? I've never heard her mention any of her parents.
 
2020-03-09 8:12:03 AM  

Sid_6.7: MagicChicken: Duct is what it does.

It's ironically terrible for ducts because it softens way too much when heated.


Eventually, the adhesive turns to chalk and the cloth falls off. The cheap stuff doesn't air seal very well even when new.

Use foil tape intended for HVAC on the straight seams, mastic around the circular ones.
 
2020-03-09 8:14:08 AM  

Trik: dryknife: It's good to be a senator's child.

Some people consider her father to be martyr-ish / like, and it transfers to her as his survivor.

Plus she's anti-trump so she's a hero.


She is married to an absolute asshole Republican. But I repeat myself. The guy who co-created and runs The Federalist. And before that he ran healthcare policy at The Heartland Institute. She can be anti-Trump all she wants. But her and her family are now 100% up Trump's ass policy wise.
 
2020-03-09 8:14:56 AM  
it does kill the obese so i would be very concerned if i was her
 
2020-03-09 8:17:41 AM  

Sid_6.7: MagicChicken: Duct is what it does.

It's ironically terrible for ducts because it softens way too much when heated.


That's why you need the good stuff, nuclear grade duct tape rated for up to 200°F.
https://3m.citrination.com/pif/000769​?​locale=en-US
 
2020-03-09 8:22:22 AM  
Waiting on the fatsplaining
 
2020-03-09 8:44:28 AM  
It is funny cause she's fat.
 
2020-03-09 8:47:40 AM  

MagicChicken: veale728: Sid_6.7:

duct/duck tape

ftfy

Fixed that for everyone. Duck is the brand. Duct is what it does.

Xerox/Kleenex/KoolAid/etc.


Cotton Duck. Not the rapist fowl, but the dutch word doek. It was the original material used in the tape by J&J a depressingly long time ago.

See, ammo cans used to look like this:

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They're not re-sealable, and some nice lady, not knowing how well wrapped ammo already is, though they should be using tape to re-seal the cans. (A bandoleer of M2 ball, as you can read, is already on 8 round clips for use in a M1 Garand, which is in turn wrapped with some cardboard and placed in the aforementioned bandoleer)

Anyways, the tape was cloth (doek) covered with polyethylene, which is incidently the same material used in cheap plastic tarps, but I believe that is stranded or something weird like that.

After WW2, there was a glut of materials and as things do they find a market, including in duct work, where it is now specifically banned from being used in several state's building codes.

Opening a Spam Can of Greek .30-06 M2 Ball From CMP
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2020-03-09 9:19:50 AM  

darkhorse23: knbber2: RTFA subby before you post bullshiate headlines.

I read the article, it seems to be about what's what subby wrote in the headline, so what's your point?

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Looks like her father in drag, and her father couldn't pull off drag.
 
2020-03-09 9:53:34 AM  
Wow I thought she was a lot older than 35. all that hand sanitizer must be drying her out.
 
2020-03-09 10:12:02 AM  
She's a very handsome fellow, you guys should be ashamed.  Very masculine and vaguely 1920's-ish.  She's almost into "I Am Disappoint" level of excess neck.
 
2020-03-09 11:03:03 AM  

Marcos P: Wow I thought she was a lot older than 35. all that hand sanitizer must be drying her out.


Nahh... It's conservativism. It ages people prematurely because it fills them with fear and anger.
 
2020-03-09 11:09:08 AM  
MagicChicken:

Fixed that for everyone. Duck is the brand. Duct is what it does.

But not very well.   To the point where you shouldn't use it on ducting.
 
2020-03-09 11:09:35 AM  

Shakes999: devine: This site has started with the ad-blocker bullshiat.

It's been that way on mobile at least for my specific browser. It wont let me log in even unless I turn the built in Ad Blocker off.


More reason to downvote or more reason to them to greenlight?
 
2020-03-09 11:32:51 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's HER sanitizer, and she's gonna EAT drink it herself



FTFY
 
2020-03-09 11:39:14 AM  

dsmith42: Trik: dryknife: It's good to be a senator's child.

Some people consider her father to be martyr-ish / like, and it transfers to her as his survivor.

Plus she's anti-trump so she's a hero.

She is married to an absolute asshole Republican. But I repeat myself. The guy who co-created and runs The Federalist. And before that he ran healthcare policy at The Heartland Institute. She can be anti-Trump all she wants. But her and her family are now 100% up Trump's ass policy wise.


Plus her father pulled the biggest sell-out of personal convictions in political history when he attempted to push that vile Palin woman on us as his VP. He put his personal ambitions above the country he claimed to love so much because some consultants told him he could win the presidency with that idiot on the ticket.

He had my respect for a career of service until that move but in doing so lost all respect and credibility.
 
2020-03-09 1:41:47 PM  
She'd be a 10 in the Paleolithic Era
 
2020-03-09 1:56:11 PM  
Ok, subby, confess: you really just wanted to have a hand sanitizer/coronavirus submission go green with the "facepalm" tag... didn't you?

/ because the CDC wants you to stop touching your face, see....
// it was funnier in my head, maybe
 
2020-03-09 3:57:17 PM  

jmr61: dsmith42: Trik: dryknife: It's good to be a senator's child.

Some people consider her father to be martyr-ish / like, and it transfers to her as his survivor.

Plus she's anti-trump so she's a hero.

She is married to an absolute asshole Republican. But I repeat myself. The guy who co-created and runs The Federalist. And before that he ran healthcare policy at The Heartland Institute. She can be anti-Trump all she wants. But her and her family are now 100% up Trump's ass policy wise.

Plus her father pulled the biggest sell-out of personal convictions in political history when he attempted to push that vile Palin woman on us as his VP. He put his personal ambitions above the country he claimed to love so much because some consultants told him he could win the presidency with that idiot on the ticket.

He had my respect for a career of service until that move but in doing so lost all respect and credibility.


Ya because the S&L scandal didnt happen

The only people who ever bought McCain as anything but a self serving asshole were manipulated by the media with his rogue / maverick BS.

everyone gave him a pass because he got tortured but he was kind of a dick. He dumped his first wife who waited for him while he was locked up in vietnam. She was a beauty queen and was disfigured in a car crash. he kicked her to the curb and then shaked up with the bird faced lady. many years his younger and whose daddy just so happened to be a wealthy beer distributor

The above is the reason the Reagan hated McCain. They ended up giving his first wife a job etc so she could take care of herself.
 
2020-03-09 5:27:52 PM  
Yes, she's overweight and average looking. But she's also wealthy and the co-host of a national television show, yet her hair, make-up, and clothes are almost always unflattering. I wonder if the stylists just hate her?
 
2020-03-09 7:21:04 PM  

knbber2: darkhorse23: knbber2: RTFA subby before you post bullshiate headlines.

I read the article, it seems to be about what's what subby wrote in the headline, so what's your point?

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She did not write what was on the bottle, and therefore did not threaten employees, she simply took a picture of it.


She didn't remove the sign or say that what it says isn't true.
 
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