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2020-03-08 9:30:17 PM  
The Thrilla in Vanilla!

Clash of the White'uns!

//got nothin'
 
2020-03-08 10:11:22 PM  
FOX talking about cognitive ability is farking rich
 
2020-03-08 10:15:51 PM  
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2020-03-08 10:18:56 PM  
So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.
 
2020-03-08 11:25:11 PM  
Yup..
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Dance off!
 
2020-03-08 11:42:39 PM  
This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


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2020-03-09 12:48:13 AM  
Say what you will, but solving political disputes through jousting would make the world a more interesting place at least.
 
2020-03-09 12:48:34 AM  
Yes, they clearly aren't as physically fit as the totally not obese President Golf Cart.
 
2020-03-09 12:48:57 AM  
Bernie had a heart attack three months ago. Liberal media indeed.
Bernie has a 60% chance of landing back in the hospital in November but no one is talking about that.
 
2020-03-09 12:49:19 AM  
Cattle-prod lances!
 
2020-03-09 12:49:58 AM  
The problem with telling conservative Republicans that each candidate is of a certain age is that Republicans aren't sure if they're watching Fox News or Judge Wapner or the parting of the pearly gates.
 
2020-03-09 12:50:04 AM  

edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.


Bernies eye hasn't randomly filled with blood.
 
2020-03-09 12:50:59 AM  
"Jeff Weaver"

Well there's your problem right there.
 
2020-03-09 12:51:16 AM  

Surrender your boo-tah: Bernie had a heart attack three months ago. Liberal media indeed.
Bernie has a 60% chance of landing back in the hospital in November but no one is talking about that.


Let's play a game of, "Which Fark troll has a 13 day old alt."
 
2020-03-09 12:53:33 AM  

Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


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Dead President
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2020-03-09 12:55:39 AM  
If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?
 
2020-03-09 12:55:46 AM  
I feel like I've read a book where Right to Rule was determined by one joust.

/ then again, all I read is Science Fiction and Fantasy
 
2020-03-09 12:56:45 AM  

misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?


The answer would apply to Bernie should he die in similar circumstances.
 
2020-03-09 12:58:02 AM  

misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?


I think that it would be quite amusing if Trump lost to a dead man though.

/ it would be even better if his son took his spot. I think certain people would have those strokes we've been waiting for
 
2020-03-09 12:58:57 AM  

edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.


botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.
 
2020-03-09 1:01:51 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.


I think it's a skewed comparison because Biden doesn't look like he's slept in his suit for 2 days.
 
2020-03-09 1:02:58 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.


That's all that energy he sucked up from the heads of girls standing directly in front of him.
 
2020-03-09 1:03:48 AM  
Maybe instead of what iffing, the media could methodically pour through the voting records of each candidates and interview them about why they voted how they did?

Slim chance.
 
2020-03-09 1:04:10 AM  
(Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, will be excluded from the debate under new DNC rules requiring that each candidate have received a large number of delegates. We will soon welcome her with open arms here at Fox News, where she will provide a fair and balanced Democratic perspective, plus surfing tips.)
 
2020-03-09 1:05:07 AM  

FnkyTwn: (Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D-Hawaii, will be excluded from the debate under new DNC rules requiring that each candidate have received a large number of delegates. We will soon welcome her with open arms here at Fox News, where she will provide a fair and balanced Democratic perspective, plus surfing tips.)


I'd like to think that's satire.

But I ain't so sure.
 
2020-03-09 1:06:41 AM  

misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?


Coronavirus is automatically our president.

Coronavirus 2020!
 
2020-03-09 1:08:46 AM  

stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.

I think it's a skewed comparison because Biden doesn't look like he's slept in his suit for 2 days.


Listen, he's had work done, that's fine, a lot of people do.  Not my thing but hey, you do you.

But it does give off an the idea that someone's younger, and could belie their actual health.

In any case, both are old.  Both could go at any time, that applies for almost everyone so I'm not that concerned. Just wanted to counter that posters claim that Biden looks the healthiest.

Bernie is fairly spry for his age, and can still shoot hoops.
 
2020-03-09 1:09:38 AM  

Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]


yeah, but "vote blue no matter who" , even if the show was a farking set up from the very stop and it's becoming patently more and more obvious by the day.

no.

I refuse. fark you, I refuse to play the game.
 
2020-03-09 1:10:23 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.

I think it's a skewed comparison because Biden doesn't look like he's slept in his suit for 2 days.

Listen, he's had work done, that's fine, a lot of people do.  Not my thing but hey, you do you.

But it does give off an the idea that someone's younger, and could belie their actual health.

In any case, both are old.  Both could go at any time, that applies for almost everyone so I'm not that concerned. Just wanted to counter that posters claim that Biden looks the healthiest.

Bernie is fairly spry for his age, and can still shoot hoops.


Trump's obese and Bernie had a heart attack 5 months ago. Looking healthier than them isn't a high bar to clear.
 
2020-03-09 1:10:29 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.

I think it's a skewed comparison because Biden doesn't look like he's slept in his suit for 2 days.

Listen, he's had work done, that's fine, a lot of people do.  Not my thing but hey, you do you.

But it does give off an the idea that someone's younger, and could belie their actual health.

In any case, both are old.  Both could go at any time, that applies for almost everyone so I'm not that concerned. Just wanted to counter that posters claim that Biden looks the healthiest.

Bernie is fairly spry for his age, and can still shoot hoops.


Why more people aren't protesting this bullshiat is beyond me. If there was someone to join with to do it, I would be.

but people are too ready and willing to accept a police state.
 
2020-03-09 1:10:32 AM  

FnkyTwn: misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?

Coronavirus is automatically our president.

Coronavirus 2020!


I'm wondering which one of them will catch it first: the one with the huge rallies of youth who may not know they have it or the one with fundraising dinners of rich people whose servers may be coughing into their food.
 
2020-03-09 1:10:52 AM  

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This is an underrated movie.

"I said an interpreter, not an interrogator"
 
2020-03-09 1:12:31 AM  

stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.

I think it's a skewed comparison because Biden doesn't look like he's slept in his suit for 2 days.

Listen, he's had work done, that's fine, a lot of people do.  Not my thing but hey, you do you.

But it does give off an the idea that someone's younger, and could belie their actual health.

In any case, both are old.  Both could go at any time, that applies for almost everyone so I'm not that concerned. Just wanted to counter that posters claim that Biden looks the healthiest.

Bernie is fairly spry for his age, and can still shoot hoops.

Trump's obese and Bernie had a heart attack 5 months ago. Looking healthier than them isn't a high bar to clear.


Biden had multiple aneurysms.

I'm not holding that against him.
 
2020-03-09 1:13:27 AM  

Kirablue42: Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]

yeah, but "vote blue no matter who" , even if the show was a farking set up from the very stop and it's becoming patently more and more obvious by the day.

no.

I refuse. fark you, I refuse to play the game.


I will never understand this mentality, especially considering that one of the parties is slowly trying to tilt the board in their favor until your vote really doesn't matter, until it really won't make a difference.

If that day comes, and you did nothing, it wasn't the country that failed you, it was your inaction that failed your country.
 
2020-03-09 1:18:01 AM  

Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]


I don't see you getting rid of your socialized security.
 
2020-03-09 1:19:33 AM  

quiotu: Kirablue42: Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]

yeah, but "vote blue no matter who" , even if the show was a farking set up from the very stop and it's becoming patently more and more obvious by the day.

no.

I refuse. fark you, I refuse to play the game.

I will never understand this mentality, especially considering that one of the parties is slowly trying to tilt the board in their favor until your vote really doesn't matter, until it really won't make a difference.

If that day comes, and you did nothing, it wasn't the country that failed you, it was your inaction that failed your country.


"Don't ask what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you." - Dave Mustaine, Megadeth
 
2020-03-09 1:22:45 AM  

quiotu: Kirablue42: Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]

yeah, but "vote blue no matter who" , even if the show was a farking set up from the very stop and it's becoming patently more and more obvious by the day.

no.

I refuse. fark you, I refuse to play the game.

I will never understand this mentality, especially considering that one of the parties is slowly trying to tilt the board in their favor until your vote really doesn't matter, until it really won't make a difference.

If that day comes, and you did nothing, it wasn't the country that failed you, it was your inaction that failed your country.


It was the Democratic Party primary voters that failed the country.
 
2020-03-09 1:25:36 AM  
TIL I learned that Bernie Sanders is overweight. I mean I totally get the commie part. The guy's a Democratic Socialist who's willing to point out the reality that Fidel Castro wasn't overthrown because he improved the quality of life for cubans through education and healthcare, yet still called him out for human rights violations. Which, apparently, means he's Fidel Castro's best buddy or something according to the Fark Centrists. But overweight? Really?
 
2020-03-09 1:29:31 AM  

Declassify Issue: quiotu: Kirablue42: Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]

yeah, but "vote blue no matter who" , even if the show was a farking set up from the very stop and it's becoming patently more and more obvious by the day.

no.

I refuse. fark you, I refuse to play the game.

I will never understand this mentality, especially considering that one of the parties is slowly trying to tilt the board in their favor until your vote really doesn't matter, until it really won't make a difference.

If that day comes, and you did nothing, it wasn't the country that failed you, it was your inaction that failed your country.

"Don't ask what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you." - Dave Mustaine, Megadeth


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2020-03-09 1:31:56 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: stoli n coke: IRestoreFurniture: edmo: So the "Doesn't she look tired" thing is back...

Actually, Biden looks the healthiest of the three old white guys.

botox is a hell of a drug.

Just today on NPR they were commenting how his forehead doesn't move.

I think it's a skewed comparison because Biden doesn't look like he's slept in his suit for 2 days.

Listen, he's had work done, that's fine, a lot of people do.  Not my thing but hey, you do you.

But it does give off an the idea that someone's younger, and could belie their actual health.

In any case, both are old.  Both could go at any time, that applies for almost everyone so I'm not that concerned. Just wanted to counter that posters claim that Biden looks the healthiest.

Bernie is fairly spry for his age, and can still shoot hoops.

Trump's obese and Bernie had a heart attack 5 months ago. Looking healthier than them isn't a high bar to clear.

Biden had multiple aneurysms.

I'm not holding that against him.


He had an aneurysm over 30 years ago.

Sanders had a heart attack 5 months ago.
 
2020-03-09 1:32:51 AM  

Weatherkiss: TIL I learned that Bernie Sanders is overweight. I mean I totally get the commie part. The guy's a Democratic Socialist who's willing to point out the reality that Fidel Castro wasn't overthrown because he improved the quality of life for cubans through education and healthcare, yet still called him out for human rights violations. Which, apparently, means he's Fidel Castro's best buddy or something according to the Fark Centrists. But overweight? Really?


I noted that too.

Fatass Bernie.

Wtf.

I didn't respond because I assumed the poster was an obvious troll.
 
2020-03-09 1:35:35 AM  

misanthropicsob: misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?

The answer would apply to Bernie should he die in similar circumstances.


It would fall back onto the DNC to select a candidate. They would likely get a bunch of  names, then have a series of ballots until a candidate wins a majority of the 400+ members.
 
2020-03-09 1:38:37 AM  

tinderfitles: misanthropicsob: misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?

The answer would apply to Bernie should he die in similar circumstances.

It would fall back onto the DNC to select a candidate. They would likely get a bunch of  names, then have a series of ballots until a candidate wins a majority of the 400+ members.


it will be Hillary, Trump says she killed whichever guy died, and he wins in a landslide
 
2020-03-09 1:39:16 AM  
I'm going to admit, it was fun to watch this crazy ride from a distance. The Democratic primaries, like so much of American politics, with the greatest reality television show on Earth. Drama, shifting set of characters, new alliances, betrayals, and backstabs!

but the ending is going to be very unsatisfying. Where's the drama and the early FrontRunner winning? I guess there was a moment when it looked like he was fighting, but suddenly just like that everybody else is at, Bernie's kind of down, and biden's going to become the nominee.

and all of the interesting choices are gone. It is a huge pool of incredible talent available, the Democrats fell back to the old guy who used to be vice president so people recognized his name, and the old guy who campaigned against Hillary so we had this kernel of support plus some name recognition going in.

And neither one of them would be an actually good president. Biden doesn't want anything interesting. Hes as establishment as they get. He got his, and he's not going to change things for the better for anyone else.

Bernie started a movement, and did a really amazing thing. but nothing about him, his past, his history, or how he conducts himself now, suggests to me that he's going to be able to get anything at all done as president. He's not a team player, he's not a natural leader.

So whichever one wins (it'll be Biden), if they managed to beat Trump (far from certain, shiats getting vicious and the party won't coalence around the winner), no real positive changes coming.

Just more of the same old same old and everybody getting mad at a system that is broken beyond repair.
 
2020-03-09 1:43:28 AM  

misanthropicsob: quiotu: Kirablue42: Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]

yeah, but "vote blue no matter who" , even if the show was a farking set up from the very stop and it's becoming patently more and more obvious by the day.

no.

I refuse. fark you, I refuse to play the game.

I will never understand this mentality, especially considering that one of the parties is slowly trying to tilt the board in their favor until your vote really doesn't matter, until it really won't make a difference.

If that day comes, and you did nothing, it wasn't the country that failed you, it was your inaction that failed your country.

It was the Democratic Party primary voters that failed the country.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2020-03-09 2:19:31 AM  

Surrender your boo-tah: Bernie had a heart attack three months ago. Liberal media indeed.
Bernie has a 60% chance of landing back in the hospital in November but no one is talking about that.


Thirteen-day old account says what?

/ no, seriously;  I have no idea what you're trying to say
 
2020-03-09 2:21:56 AM  
Yeah I am really concerned that they guy who had a heart attack, lied about it, and refuses to release his medical records is so much more fit than Biden is.
 
2020-03-09 2:25:09 AM  
Cracked's article "When you realize debates are based on quiz shows..." was incisive about alternatives to standing at a podium that haven't been exercised since B. Clinton's townhall or Bush the Younger's taking questions from a panel of service men and women.
 
2020-03-09 2:27:21 AM  

FnkyTwn: misanthropicsob: If Biden dies after having won a majority (or at least a plurality) but before the convention, what happens? Does it go to the next big winner (like ranked choice voting)?

Coronavirus is automatically our president.

Coronavirus 2020!


Too inexperienced, but I've heard rumors that Coronavirus is being considered as a running mate for Giant Meteor, and I think that's a winning ticket!
 
2020-03-09 3:08:12 AM  

Il Douchey: This is getting surreal.  The progressive Democrats have rejected and humiliated a smorgasbord of diversity  -Blacks, females, young bloods, gays, sexy Hawaiians, whatever a Beto is, Native Americans*, an utterly uncalled for Bill DeBlasio and some delusional idiot billionaires; -all kicked to the curb.

And what's left standing?  Two pasty septuagenarian white men.  One, an overweight cranky commie who recently had a heart attack.  The other, a grinning puppet, clearly losing control of his mental faculties. Is this really the face of the Democrat party in 2020?


[Fark user image 310x162]


What are you saying? Black people and Bernie supporters are stupid?
 
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