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(Some Guy)   Toyota car salesman diagnosed with COVID-19, and dealership immediately closes up through March 9 and enacts hygiene measures. Who could ask for anything more?   (kirklandreporter.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Common cold, Influenza, Occupational safety and health, Influenza-like illness, Disinfectant, Toyota, According to Jim, additional cleaning measures  
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2020-03-08 3:47:42 AM  
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2020-03-08 5:32:26 AM  
Ooooh, I wonder if there will be a sale now. I'm looking for a car and don't mind a gamble.
 
2020-03-08 5:45:36 AM  
BuT iTs JuSt A dEmOcRaT hOaX
 
2020-03-08 5:58:50 AM  
Are they sure it isn't Toyota Fever?
 
2020-03-08 6:28:21 AM  
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling...co-rona!
 
2020-03-08 6:42:09 AM  

MattyBlast: Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling...co-rona!


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KIA
2020-03-08 6:45:14 AM  
Well, I might ask that the dozen or two car salesmen don't scatter to the winds taking whatever they may have with them as they seek a way to keep getting paid for the next month.

/ DRTFA
 
2020-03-08 6:49:26 AM  

BafflerMeal: MattyBlast: Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a feeling...co-rona!

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Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Corona!

Despite having fond memories of that song I try to avoid quoting it because if you read the lyrics it's super pervy, like Epstein levels of pervy.  In this case I'll allow it.
 
2020-03-08 6:58:32 AM  

i ignore u: Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Got it coming off o' the line, Corona!


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2020-03-08 7:15:58 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: BuT iTs JuSt A dEmOcRaT hOaX


....no worse than the flu, I heard.  15 cases, soon to be zero, I heard...
 
2020-03-08 7:33:21 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: BuT iTs JuSt A dEmOcRaT hOaX


I have a super hippie friend out in Washington who told me it was hysteria pushed by the Trump administration. I was a bit confused. Pretty sure he's still doing the vegan thing too. I really hope by some miracle he doesn't catch it.
 
2020-03-08 8:27:16 AM  

PunGent: Commander Lysdexic: BuT iTs JuSt A dEmOcRaT hOaX

....no worse than the flu, I heard.  15 cases, soon to be zero, I heard...


Well ya..Dear Idiot told us April and it all goes away like magic...
 
2020-03-08 8:28:12 AM  
Weird Al already did a My Sharona parody

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2020-03-08 8:31:11 AM  
My friend in high school had a Toyota Corona. When he got it, it had no front seats.
 
2020-03-08 8:39:01 AM  
Factory-to-dealer contagions.
 
2020-03-08 9:03:08 AM  
COME ON DOWN TO KIRKLAND TOYOTA FOR THE HOTTEST DEALS ON NEW TOYOTA CARS! IT'S OUR COVID-19 INVENTORY CLEARANCE SALE WHERE EVERYTHING MUST GO AND IS PRICED TO SELL TODAY!
 
2020-03-08 9:16:31 AM  
I just want to know if Toyota Jan is ok.
 
2020-03-08 9:51:13 AM  

tuxq: Commander Lysdexic: BuT iTs JuSt A dEmOcRaT hOaX

I have a super hippie friend out in Washington who told me it was hysteria pushed by the Trump administration. I was a bit confused. Pretty sure he's still doing the vegan thing too. I really hope by some miracle he doesn't catch it.


We would all benefit if he did.
 
2020-03-08 10:02:55 AM  
Breaking News:

(Submitted this but didn't want to wait for it to be approved  by the Mods.)

Latest reports says John Travolta has contracted the Corona Virus.  He is being treated at his home.

Doctors say he is in serious condition but is Staying Alive.
 
2020-03-08 10:19:13 AM  

Hachitori: Breaking News:

(Submitted this but didn't want to wait for it to be approved  by the Mods.)

Latest reports says John Travolta has contracted the Corona Virus.  He is being treated at his home.

Doctors say he is in serious condition but is Staying Alive.


So you're saying that he had a Saturday Night Fever?
 
2020-03-08 10:39:32 AM  

KIA: Well, I might ask that the dozen or two car salesmen don't scatter to the winds taking whatever they may have with them as they seek a way to keep getting paid for the next month.

/ DRTFA


Ok, you DNRTA but apparently you DNTRH.

March 9th is....tomorrow.
 
2020-03-08 10:59:46 AM  
You asked for it, you got it.

Toy-ooo-ta
 
2020-03-08 11:15:45 AM  
It just dawned on me they said one employee was diagnosed but nobody else there has been told to isolate themselves "out an abundance of caution."

Are the authorities no longer forcing people to do that??
 
2020-03-08 11:30:08 AM  
March 9 is tomorrow. Haven't we already agreed that the virus can incubate a lot longer than that?

NotThatGuyAgain: It just dawned on me they said one employee was diagnosed but nobody else there has been told to isolate themselves "out an abundance of caution."
Are the authorities no longer forcing people to do that??


Yeah, half the salespeople may be carriers.

/But the sales at this dealership are INSANE! Come on DOWN! (with coronovirus)
 
2020-03-08 11:51:20 AM  
This dealership is a couple miles from the nursing home where most of the US deaths so far happened.
 
2020-03-08 12:15:27 PM  
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2020-03-08 12:50:43 PM  

Don Gato: Are they sure it isn't Toyota Fever?


He only imagined the symptoms due to March Madness.
 
2020-03-08 1:30:01 PM  

snowjack: This dealership is a couple miles from the nursing home where most of the US deaths so far happened.


A gentle reminder that you may wish to postpone any personal or business activity you have in Kirkand for at least four or more weeks.

Really, that should read "Washington, Oregon, and California," but, I'm the cautious sort.
 
2020-03-08 2:41:03 PM  
CSB

That dealership tried to bait and switch me about 4 years ago.
 
2020-03-08 2:43:30 PM  
You should state the location...Most people think Costco when they hear Kirkland...
 
2020-03-08 3:04:37 PM  

FormlessOne: snowjack: This dealership is a couple miles from the nursing home where most of the US deaths so far happened.

A gentle reminder that you may wish to postpone any personal or business activity you have in Kirkand for at least four or more weeks.

Really, that should read "Washington, Oregon, and California," but, I'm the cautious sort.


Thanks. I'd really, really like to, but unfortunately the distance from the nursing home to the Toyota dealership is farther than the distance from my house to either of them.
 
2020-03-08 3:19:46 PM  

gar1013: Hachitori: Breaking News:

(Submitted this but didn't want to wait for it to be approved  by the Mods.)

Latest reports says John Travolta has contracted the Corona Virus.  He is being treated at his home.

Doctors say he is in serious condition but is Staying Alive.

So you're saying that he had a Saturday Night Fever?


Look Who's Talking Now!
 
2020-03-08 3:35:00 PM  
OH WHAT A FEELING! COVID-19
 
2020-03-08 5:04:52 PM  
Well that sucks. I am coming up on needing an oil change, and the fresh cookies while I waited were great.
 
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