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2020-03-07 6:58:37 PM  
No
 
2020-03-07 7:03:30 PM  
We prefer old men...
 
2020-03-07 8:16:04 PM  
allisonjanesmith.com › the-snail-race

Twice a month, I send out a newsletter on what I call the snail race: the ways in which norms, laws, and choices about democracy and political participation ...


She writes for her own blog.

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and burner account has more followers on twitter

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2020-03-07 8:21:18 PM  
Of course they'll nominate her. Republicans have turned to nominating idiots. Dubya, Palin, Trump, etc.

A far cry from Eisenhower, Nixon, Bush...
 
2020-03-07 8:27:40 PM  
I feel so dumb for even reading half a paragraph.
 
2020-03-07 8:35:01 PM  

edmo: Of course they'll nominate her. Republicans have turned to nominating idiots. Dubya, Palin, Trump, etc.

A far cry from Eisenhower, Nixon, Bush...


By the logic Jr or I'm Eric is up next.
 
2020-03-07 9:14:33 PM  
If anything the Trump kids are even less qualified than their father.

And that's saying something.
 
2020-03-07 11:02:01 PM  
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2020-03-07 11:48:44 PM  
I'd love to think that America wasn't dumb enough, but we elected her father, so...
 
2020-03-07 11:50:20 PM  
There's not enough sanitizer in the galaxy to clean up after writing that.
 
2020-03-07 11:51:16 PM  
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2020-03-07 11:52:52 PM  
Well, you have Trump in office and elected two Bushs a total on three times (third time is still mind boggling), so I don't see why TFA is so far fetched.
 
2020-03-07 11:52:59 PM  
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2020-03-07 11:53:33 PM  
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2020-03-07 11:53:36 PM  
A very reliable source has told me that she was born in Russia.

Lets see that birth certificate!
 
2020-03-07 11:54:11 PM  
Hmm. I actually thought that was a rather insightful analysis. And if you thought it was an article about Ivanka Trump per se, you read a different article than I did.
 
2020-03-07 11:56:24 PM  
When Trump is voted out/finishes his second term the GOP is going to flush him down the memory hole like a rancid turd.

"Trump" will be more toxic to political dynasty building than "Bush".
 
2020-03-07 11:57:43 PM  
DON'T SAY THAT.  Don't ever say that.  Not even joking.  Speaking it gives it power.
 
2020-03-07 11:58:29 PM  
Can Ivanka run as a felon? Cause we gonna lock that biatch up.
 
2020-03-07 11:59:10 PM  
Is Vince her dad too?

Whar birf certifkate? WHAR?
 
2020-03-07 11:59:26 PM  
This is only the dumbest thing today if you missed Mike Pompeo's crudely drawn motto.
 
2020-03-08 12:01:32 AM  
Maybe Maryanne Williamson and her will square off in the general.

Bernie just sent her out to give a speech on his behalf, so she'll be a prog favorite tomorrow.
 
2020-03-08 12:01:53 AM  
I wouldn't put anything past American voters at this point.

Hillary was supposed to be a shoo-in. No one thought America was stupid enough to vote for the Donald.

Sure. Ivanka, 2024! W00t!
 
2020-03-08 12:01:56 AM  

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Ahhh...memories.   I wonder if my Master System still works.
 
2020-03-08 12:02:37 AM  
She has a point that in the U.S. women at the national level advance as part of a male-led family dynasty or not at all.

Hillary Clinton, while clearly a skilled politician in her own right, benefited from her time as first lady through increased name recognition, and by living in the corridors of power.

Gonna hafta disagree with you a little on that one.

Warren, for one, who is arguably as capable as Clinton, wasn't able to draw on such family ties or name recognition, and like other female presidential candidates this time, struggled to attract the level of attention and support that Clinton's candidacy had.

Strike that, reverse it.
 
2020-03-08 12:02:48 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Can Ivanka run as a felon? Cause we gonna lock that biatch up.


Careful.  Someone might report you for misogyny with that language.
 
2020-03-08 12:02:49 AM  
Absolutely not.
 
2020-03-08 12:04:11 AM  
If she was running for the Republican candidacy, and her opponents were Blanche and Moscow Mitch, I would reluctantly admit she was probably the best choice.

/But I'd vote for the Democrat in the general.
 
2020-03-08 12:04:37 AM  

BMulligan: Hmm. I actually thought that was a rather insightful analysis. And if you thought it was an article about Ivanka Trump per se, you read a different article than I did.


It really wasn't, it was a shallow article about nothing, pretending to be an article about women in politics.

Fark this bullshiat trying to make Trump a normal thing in politics and something we need to analyze. It's hopefully an anomaly and if it isn't, this country is done and there won't be anything left to analyze.
 
2020-03-08 12:07:28 AM  

Target Builder: When Trump is voted out/finishes his second term the GOP is going to flush him down the memory hole like a rancid turd.

"Trump" will be more toxic to political dynasty building than "Bush".


They're already whitewashing George W. Bush's administration. Don't let yourself think they wouldn't whitewash Trump's administration, too.
 
2020-03-08 12:07:45 AM  
Please stop. My heart ain't what it used to be. It cant take much more of the stress.
 
2020-03-08 12:07:54 AM  

Obscure Login: It's hopefully an anomaly and if it isn't, this country is done and there won't be anything left to analyze.


The second one.

Trump voters won't go away any time soon. They've been brainwashed for 30 years by Rush Limbaugh and Fox Newspeak. The mind-control machine is up and running, and as long as they keep churning out the Moron Flakes, the rubes will keep gobbling it up.
 
2020-03-08 12:07:55 AM  
Fools. Your first female POTUS is going to be Marsha Blackburn.
 
2020-03-08 12:11:31 AM  
If the Notorious R.B.G. ran this year, we would likely have a female president.

/ as the Ds are running a sh*tshow, it's looking a lot like 4 more years
 
2020-03-08 12:11:57 AM  
Should have at least used an updated pic. That one is from 3 or 4 surgeries ago.
 
2020-03-08 12:12:29 AM  
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SHE SCIENCES GOOD
 
2020-03-08 12:16:39 AM  

Obscure Login: I'd love to think that America wasn't dumb enough, but we elected her father, so...


Men get away with dumb shiat that women don't.  Just look at a Trump Standard rally.  Those people might gather around Ivanka for a little while, but she will never hold their interest/stir them to frenzy long term the way Sr. does.
 
2020-03-08 12:16:56 AM  
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Also, your blog sucks.
 
2020-03-08 12:16:57 AM  

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SHE SCIENCES GOOD


By making meth?
 
2020-03-08 12:17:41 AM  

a particular individual: Obscure Login: It's hopefully an anomaly and if it isn't, this country is done and there won't be anything left to analyze.

The second one.

Trump voters won't go away any time soon. They've been brainwashed for 30 years by Rush Limbaugh and Fox Newspeak. The mind-control machine is up and running, and as long as they keep churning out the Moron Flakes, the rubes will keep gobbling it up.


It really seems awful to say the Cornonavirus could be a benefit to the future of this country, but...the Cornonavirus could be a benefit to the future of this country
 
2020-03-08 12:18:12 AM  
Oh, she's gonna try, come hell or high water. I realized that as soon as I saw video and pics of her on stage with her [sugar] daddy. I have no doubt that she already considers it her birthright.

/ more than Hillary ever did.
// < ducks >
 
2020-03-08 12:20:23 AM  

aleister_greynight: Obscure Login: I'd love to think that America wasn't dumb enough, but we elected her father, so...

Men get away with dumb shiat that women don't.  Just look at a Trump Standard rally.  Those people might gather around Ivanka for a little while, but she will never hold their interest/stir them to frenzy long term the way Sr. does.


If she just rips her shirt open to show off her plastic surgeon's work at every rally she'll hold their attention for 8 years.

As long as she keeps up with the regularly scheduled maintenance plan, that is.
 
2020-03-08 12:22:01 AM  

Target Builder: When Trump is voted out/finishes his second term the GOP is going to flush him down the memory hole like a rancid turd.

"Trump" will be more toxic to political dynasty building than "Bush".


I wish I could believe you, but everyone is busy slobbering his tiny mushroom, and for the few times I am forced to watch the Republican Propoganda channel, they always seem to pay lip service to how Obama ruined everything Bush did, and now Dolt 45 has to fix it. They might bot go into specifics, but triggering those rose colored glasses is all they do. No in depth analysis of what President Pretzel and Darth Cheney accomplished. Orange Julius will be remembered the same, because he was in charge of the country pre-recession that he caused. Remember how good you had it before it went to shiat? It is all the Democrats fault! That's the ticket.

Everything old is new again. Except this time, he is a Jersey Socialite.
 
2020-03-08 12:22:16 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: allisonjanesmith.com › the-snail-race

Twice a month, I send out a newsletter on what I call the snail race: the ways in which norms, laws, and choices about democracy and political participation ...

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Before the internet, these people usually ran an "Institute" out of a garden shed or their parent's basement and spread their idiocy one mimeographed, hand folded pamphlet or newsletter at a time. And when they congregated in large numbers, usually once a year at an off-strip hotel in Vegas or the finest inn that Topeka or Wichita has to offer, they would sell, trade, or swap coveted and curated lists of the names and addresses of like-minded folk or supportive benefactors (i.e., rubes).

The internet truly did usher in the greatest level of access to information in all of human history. Unfortunately, the internet ushered in the greatest level of access to ALL of the information in human history.
 
2020-03-08 12:24:52 AM  
This is why capitalism dies in violent revolution.

You can only take so much before most people have no hope.

And people without hope are willing to do anything.
 
2020-03-08 12:26:27 AM  
The article wasn't the fustercluck subby makes it out to be, but it was also wrong.

Ivanka is not part of a political family dynasty.

Trump is not a politician, he's a con man, and Ivanka lacks his personal gift of [call it] salesmanship and particular rapport with the idiots that make up his cult.

Also, demographic trends will work against her, Trump's base will not embrace her Jewish husband, and the Trump brand will be an albatross once this covid panic and Trump recession play out.

PS, the Bush name also isn't what it once was. Please clap.
 
2020-03-08 12:28:35 AM  

Obscure Login: a particular individual: Obscure Login: It's hopefully an anomaly and if it isn't, this country is done and there won't be anything left to analyze.

The second one.

Trump voters won't go away any time soon. They've been brainwashed for 30 years by Rush Limbaugh and Fox Newspeak. The mind-control machine is up and running, and as long as they keep churning out the Moron Flakes, the rubes will keep gobbling it up.

It really seems awful to say the Cornonavirus could be a benefit to the future of this country, but...the Cornonavirus could be a benefit to the future of this country


After all, it turned up at CPAC.
 
2020-03-08 12:30:37 AM  
I think Ivanka could be our first Jewish President.
 
2020-03-08 12:54:13 AM  

edmo: Of course they'll nominate her. Republicans have turned to nominating idiots. Dubya, Palin, Trump, etc.

A far cry from Eisenhower, Nixon, Bush...


To be fair, it's hard to nominate a non-idiot when no one with more than half brain would want to be associated with that batch of grifters.

/Tag, you're nominated! No tag-backs!
 
2020-03-08 12:55:51 AM  
Let's see hear hold a rally for a couple of hours before we crown her, OK?
 
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