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(Some Guy)   Well there is Florida crazy and then there is Virginia crazy. The Judges have decided, and it's Virginia for the win   (fauquiernow.com) divider line
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5295 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2020 at 3:11 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-03-07 3:13:54 PM  
A drunk guy in his underwear hardly even rates in Florida subby, that's pretty much any day ending in a y for them.
 
2020-03-07 3:21:06 PM  

ReapTheChaos: A drunk guy in his underwear hardly even rates in Florida subby, that's pretty much any day ending in a y for them.


In a way that does make Virginia the winner.
 
2020-03-07 3:21:48 PM  
From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?
 
2020-03-07 3:26:01 PM  
policemen love underwear
 
2020-03-07 3:26:22 PM  

Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?


Giggity?
 
2020-03-07 3:26:36 PM  
Whats with the cops fixation on his underwear?  Unless he regularly tazers people and they suddenly put on their pants it's probably safe to say he'd still be in his underwear...
 
2020-03-07 3:27:03 PM  

Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.'
Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?





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2020-03-07 3:29:24 PM  

ReapTheChaos: A drunk guy in his underwear hardly even rates in Florida subby, that's pretty much any day ending in a y for them.


I was wondering if I was missing something. Where are the alligators? Where are the people spraying their kids in a car wash? It doesn't even mention somebody eating somebody else's face.

Bad, subby. Bad.
 
2020-03-07 3:32:34 PM  
I'd like to think he was wearing novelty underwear that looked like an elephant's face.
 
2020-03-07 3:33:42 PM  

Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?


He planted the underwear on him. Duh.
 
2020-03-07 3:35:10 PM  

Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?


He was just happy to be there......
 
2020-03-07 3:36:54 PM  
I'd bet that they'll find PCP or something akin to "bath salts" when they test the marijuana.
 
2020-03-07 3:41:34 PM  

Insain2: Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?

He was just happy to be there......


There's an actual subculture that involves application of stunguns/tasers to the genitals at the moment of release...

/makes UFIA sound tame...
 
2020-03-07 3:55:02 PM  

acouvis: Whats with the cops fixation on his underwear?  Unless he regularly tazers people and they suddenly put on their pants it's probably safe to say he'd still be in his underwear...


They're hoping to fix it in the jury's mind that it's "his" underwear.  It's most likely not - it's like the guy who says "I swear it on a stack of bibles" unsolicited - 99 times out of ten, it's a lie.  Pretty obvious they planted the underwear on him.
 
2020-03-07 3:57:33 PM  
There is something to be said about fighting in underwear. Zero encumbrance and total freedom of movement.  This guy took his Dark Souls speed runs to heart.
 
2020-03-07 4:01:19 PM  

acouvis: Whats with the cops fixation on his underwear?  Unless he regularly tazers people and they suddenly put on their pants it's probably safe to say he'd still be in his underwear...


"Writer" getz payd by the wird...
 
2020-03-07 4:05:19 PM  

Secret Master of All Flatulence: Insain2: Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?

He was just happy to be there......

There's an actual subculture that involves application of stunguns/tasers to the genitals at the moment of release...

/makes UFIA sound tame...


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Bout like some of other fetishes I know of.........
 
2020-03-07 4:48:42 PM  

misanthropicsob: Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?

Giggity?


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2020-03-07 5:38:49 PM  
"A deputy subdued an intoxicated man in his underwear Wednesday night..."

...and what an intoxicated man was doing in the deputy's underwear, I'll never know!
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2020-03-07 7:23:57 PM  
He exited the vehicle and began taking off his clothes....

That's some good weed...
 
2020-03-07 7:48:03 PM  

Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?


"How the Taser got into his underwear, we'll never know!"  (waggles eyebrows, flicks ashes off of cigar)
 
2020-03-07 10:45:22 PM  

Secret Master of All Flatulence: I'd bet that they'll find PCP or something akin to "bath salts" when they test the marijuana.


And we have our first weed apologist.

/love how even the article writer put quotation marks on the K9 "alerting".
 
2020-03-08 7:01:49 AM  

Thunderpickle: From the article:  'He fled in his underwear. He was taken down in his underwear. He resisted in his underwear, and he was subdued with a Taser in his underwear.' 

Did the police put a Tazer into his underwear, or was there one already in there?


Just to be clear, the taser was applied to his underwear, not his testicles, which were inside his underwear.
 
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