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(NYPost)   Bill Clinton: my affair with Monica Lewinsky "helped me manage my anxieties". And by "managed my anxieties", he explained that meant "blow my load"   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-03-06 1:49:59 PM  
Hey, this is the Meaning of Life: figure out what floats your boat and do more of it
 
2020-03-06 1:56:08 PM  
You gotta admit, it's a good anxiety reliever. Getting caught on the other hand...
 
2020-03-06 2:00:49 PM  
Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders  say jerk one off , she was Clintons SG until the conservatives kicked her out
 
2020-03-06 2:04:41 PM  
Maybe just never speak of this again? Please.
 
2020-03-06 2:12:44 PM  
Happy International Women's Day!
 
2020-03-06 2:13:49 PM  
JFK must have had some awesome anxieties, because he required Marilyn Monroe.
 
2020-03-06 2:14:11 PM  
This is so topical
 
2020-03-06 2:14:17 PM  
This explains all the anxious Farkers...
 
2020-03-06 2:14:25 PM  
Jesus Bill, just stop talking. Your career is over and no one cares if you don't bring it up.
 
2020-03-06 2:14:52 PM  
Alexa, remind me to pay Monica's dry cleaning bill...
 
2020-03-06 2:14:58 PM  

Gulper Eel: JFK must have had some awesome anxieties, because he required Marilyn Monroe.


And that was after consuming his body weight in pain killers.
 
2020-03-06 2:15:45 PM  

ClicheRinpoche: This is so topical


Had he applied it internally there wouldn't have been a scandal.
 
2020-03-06 2:15:55 PM  
"Really, honey, she was just helping me with me anxiety!"

Don't think that would fly around my house ...
 
2020-03-06 2:17:13 PM  

OldRod: "Really, honey, she was just helping me with me anxiety!"

Don't think that would fly around my house ...


Have you tried calling your wife FLOTUS?
 
2020-03-06 2:17:46 PM  
That's what my Ativan is for.
 
2020-03-06 2:18:47 PM  

mjjt: Hey, this is the Meaning of Life: figure out what floats your boat and do more of it


ecmoRandomNumbers: You gotta admit, it's a good anxiety reliever. Getting caught on the other hand...


Yup.  These.  He's definitely not wrong.  And, in fact, if there were more of it going around on all sides freely given the world would probably be a better place.
 
2020-03-06 2:18:50 PM  
OMG, Bill, would you just farking go away?  Please?
 
2020-03-06 2:24:19 PM  
When news of the relationship was about to break, Bill woke Hillary to alert her.

"I was just waking up ... I was having a hard time processing and I said, 'What are you talking about? What is this? What do you mean?'" Hillary recalled.



I'm betting her reaction was more akin to, "Oh FFS, not again."
 
2020-03-06 2:26:15 PM  

MaelstromFL: Alexa, remind me to pay Monica's dry cleaning bill...


Don't forget to order flowers for the new maid.
 
2020-03-06 2:27:09 PM  
Amen!
 
2020-03-06 2:27:19 PM  
The crime was not him screwing an intern who clearly was in love with him, or making her believe that he loved her. The crime was lying about it under oath. The despicable part was cutting her loose and destroying her reputation when things went south. fark him and fark his hatchet man of a wife, and fark Epstein and Trump and the whole pack of amoral pieces of shiat.
 
2020-03-06 2:27:35 PM  

FrancoFile: OMG, Bill, would you just farking go away?  Please?


That's what Hillary said.
 
2020-03-06 2:27:49 PM  
I took a Red Cross class on how to set up emergency shelters. One topic covered was about couples getting it on. Seems humans really aren't that complex and it is hard to be aroused and anxious simultaneously. For a brief respite, people have sex.
 
2020-03-06 2:28:49 PM  

Gulper Eel: JFK must have had some awesome anxieties, because he required Marilyn Monroe.


I would imagine the Addison's Disease would have contributed to those anxieties. Dude was in SOME pain.
 
2020-03-06 2:29:08 PM  
Remember when there were moderate Republicans, like Bill Clinton?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers
 
2020-03-06 2:29:13 PM  
Yo Bill, STFU.
 
2020-03-06 2:30:16 PM  
Holy toledo, JFK used to bag all three holes on chicks like Marilyn Monroe, and the best Bill could do was get half-a-blowjob from Monica Lewinsky? And he's bragging on this?
 
2020-03-06 2:31:27 PM  
Whats the deductible for that treatment on the Federal medical plan?
 
2020-03-06 2:33:22 PM  

cynicalbastard: Holy toledo, JFK used to bag all three holes on chicks like Marilyn Monroe, and the best Bill could do was get half-a-blowjob from Monica Lewinsky? And he's bragging on this?


And she was the best looking in his history. And she wouldn't even swallow.

At least he didn't rape her, like some of the others.
 
2020-03-06 2:35:13 PM  

Gulper Eel: JFK must have had some awesome anxieties, because he required Marilyn Monroe.


The world almost ended on his watch so that makes sense.
 
2020-03-06 2:35:26 PM  
They (bill and Hillary) destroyed Monica's life.  For that alone they are both garbage.
 
2020-03-06 2:36:29 PM  

FrancoFile: OMG, Bill, would you just farking go away?  Please?


lindalouwho: Yo Bill, STFU.


Y'all first.  It happened, and him talking or not wont make it un-happen.  Cowards like you that can't face it the party doesn't need.
 
2020-03-06 2:37:05 PM  

cynicalbastard: Holy toledo, JFK used to bag all three holes on chicks like Marilyn Monroe, and the best Bill could do was get half-a-blowjob from Monica Lewinsky? And he's bragging on this?


Monica isn't even bad looking. She has a farking fantastic smile on her. Even given all that had happened, and that just adds to her attractiveness.

But, different strokes (giggity) for different folks.
 
2020-03-06 2:39:21 PM  
Bill, STFU already.  Why do you have to appear like clockwork during every election to talk about this?
 
2020-03-06 2:39:31 PM  
The Clintons can't stop butting in, can they.

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2020-03-06 2:43:56 PM  
Wait what? I  thought he said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".
Surly he wouldn't lie about something like that.
 
2020-03-06 2:46:35 PM  
Seriously, Bill? What were you smoking?

Oh yeah, right. Never mind.
 
2020-03-06 2:47:06 PM  
Really, we couldn't have this Hillary Clinton Hulu documentary in 2021?   WTF Clintons?
 
2020-03-06 2:47:13 PM  

Crewmannumber6: The crime was not him screwing an intern who clearly was in love with him, or making her believe that he loved her. The crime was lying about it under oath. The despicable part was cutting her loose and destroying her reputation when things went south. fark him and fark his hatchet man of a wife, and fark Epstein and Trump and the whole pack of amoral pieces of shiat.


I would very much like to post my agreement with this.
 
2020-03-06 2:47:19 PM  

mjbok: They (bill and Hillary) destroyed Monica's life.  For that alone they are both garbage.


Sucks to be her
 
2020-03-06 2:48:23 PM  

Gulper Eel: JFK must have had some awesome anxieties, because he required Marilyn Monroe.


Actually, he did, he was dealing with Addison's disease.

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-x​p​m-2009-sep-05-sci-jfk-addisons5-story.​html
 
2020-03-06 2:48:23 PM  

Cheron: I took a Red Cross class on how to set up emergency shelters. One topic covered was about couples getting it on. Seems humans really aren't that complex and it is hard to be aroused and anxious simultaneously. For a brief respite, people have sex.


Some people are aroused by stress. We operate on complex chemical messages and stress can release some crazy cocktails of chemicals.
 
2020-03-06 2:50:49 PM  
Oh, stop it, you would too
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2020-03-06 2:52:07 PM  
Well, they didn't call him Slick Willie because he was particularly clever...
 
2020-03-06 2:52:19 PM  
Some of y'all are acting like he's wandering around New York accosting strangers to tell them about Monica.
Calm the fark down. Some people are making a documentary about Hillary, and the talked to him about the affair.

You want to yell at somebody about "bringing it up" then yell at the NY Post and/or whoever green-lit this.
 
2020-03-06 2:52:46 PM  
Are you farking kidding me? The blowjob that no one can STFU about for TWENTY FIVE FARKING YEARS.

It's been a quarter of a goddamned century since that happened. Move the fark on, people. FFS
 
2020-03-06 2:57:30 PM  

mongbiohazard: Are you farking kidding me? The blowjob that no one can STFU about for TWENTY FIVE FARKING YEARS.

It's been a quarter of a goddamned century since that happened. Move the fark on, people. FFS


It was quite the blowjob.
 
2020-03-06 2:59:42 PM  

elgrancerdo: Oh, stop it, you would too
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2020-03-06 3:02:00 PM  
We've got an impeached president in office now, a major pandemic... and this is "news"?
 
2020-03-06 3:02:43 PM  
It's better if you read it in their voices
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