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(Fark)   Come up with your own recipe for hand sanitizer. Eg. mayonnaise + diesel fuel + that orange powder from mac & cheese   (fark.com) divider line
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2020-03-06 1:42:13 PM  
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those virii will buff right out, and there's no shortages of this product.
 
2020-03-06 1:48:54 PM  
Soap, add water then rub your hands for 20 secs with soap ad to cleanse hands, rinse well.  Dry with either clean towel, or mechanical air dryer.  Do it often.

/works well
//it is cheap
 
2020-03-06 1:54:36 PM  
Subby, remember that Fry Daddy you got a few years ago?  Dump in a jug of peanut oil and heat her right up.  No, it's OK if you have a peanut allergy... it really doesn't matter.
 
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2020-03-06 2:03:32 PM  
molten salt kills 100% of covid-19 in seconds. Immerse your hands in it and you can be guaranteed that there will be no viruses or skin on them when you take them out.
 
2020-03-06 2:07:00 PM  
Kisses from SI Swimsuit models. They'll think this is whimsical, right?
 
2020-03-06 2:09:28 PM  
rural maine,... i laugh at your pandemic as it never comes here
 
2020-03-06 2:10:05 PM  
220 sandpaper then some fine steel wool.
 
2020-03-06 2:11:44 PM  

SnowPeas: rural maine,... i laugh at your pandemic as it never comes here


Television has lead me to believe that saying that means the pandemic is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
 
2020-03-06 2:12:14 PM  
As usual, alcohol is the solution to all life's problems.
 
2020-03-06 2:13:16 PM  

basemetal: then rub your hands for 20 secs with soap ad


Might work.

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2020-03-06 2:13:31 PM  
Oh sweet! I just remembered I have half a dozen mason jars of pure moonshine in my basement!!!
 
2020-03-06 2:14:39 PM  
Super Glue + Sharpie Ink + Bear Repellent.
 
2020-03-06 2:17:54 PM  
A fluorescent excimer lamp using a krypton-chlorine gas mixture will emit germicidal ultraviolet-C radiation at 222nm, a wavelength which will sterilize surfaces without penetrating human tissue deeply enough to cause much DNA damage.

Or you could wash your hands with regular soap and water.
 
2020-03-06 2:20:16 PM  
Just soak your hands in the gallons of caustic chemical of your choice until your skin dries out and starts to bleed.  That will surely help.

I get washing your hands with soap and water after you've been out in public and all that, but what do you need gallons of sanitizer for?
 
2020-03-06 2:20:47 PM  
Those silica packets that come in electronics that they warn you not to eat.
Chamomile tea.
Greek yogurt.
 
2020-03-06 2:23:50 PM  

SansNeural: Subby, remember that Fry Daddy you got a few years ago?  Dump in a jug of peanut oil and heat her right up.  No, it's OK if you have a peanut allergy... it really doesn't matter.


Man Fries Food With Bare Hands
Youtube brcrwgRZyH0
 
2020-03-06 2:25:21 PM  
Ammonia and bleach in two different dispenser pumps.

Combine, rub vigorously in palms, rinse, repeat if you're still alive.
 
2020-03-06 2:33:35 PM  
Hookers and blow.

Fight me.
 
2020-03-06 2:37:32 PM  
1 Part Tween-20
4 parts Hydrofloric Acid
Shake vigorously immediately prior to use
Apply liberally to hands, face, and genitals.
 
2020-03-06 3:02:07 PM  

Well....Alrighty....Then: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x870]


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You can buy this at a sporting goods store or online for about $5.
Not only is it guaranteed to kill all viruses, but has endless other medicinal and recreational uses!
 
2020-03-06 3:09:55 PM  

Tyrosine: 1 Part Tween-20
4 parts Hydrofloric Acid
Shake vigorously immediately prior to use
Apply liberally to hands, face, and genitals.


Isn't 1/1 hydrofluoric acid and peroxide piranha solution?

What's the tween-20 mix called?
 
2020-03-06 3:16:31 PM  

Toxophil: Tyrosine: 1 Part Tween-20
4 parts Hydrofloric Acid
Shake vigorously immediately prior to use
Apply liberally to hands, face, and genitals.

Isn't 1/1 hydrofluoric acid and peroxide piranha solution?

What's the tween-20 mix called?


That's sulfuric acid. HF isn't particularly strong as an acid; it just happens to be quite skilled at killing humans by grabbing calcium ions.
 
2020-03-06 3:16:53 PM  

Toxophil: Tyrosine: 1 Part Tween-20
4 parts Hydrofloric Acid
Shake vigorously immediately prior to use
Apply liberally to hands, face, and genitals.

Isn't 1/1 hydrofluoric acid and peroxide piranha solution?

What's the tween-20 mix called?


Ah, nm, it's just an emulsifier.
Piranha would be more effective at killing viruses I think, but I like the cut of your jib Mr.
 
2020-03-06 3:19:10 PM  
the liquid contents of a 15 year old car battery ( brand doesn't matter) + 4 seasoning packs from ramen noodles ( flavor and brand doesn't matter) mix well and immerse hands until the virus is dead or your hands cease to exist whichever comes first.
 
2020-03-06 3:21:13 PM  
... and I'm answered before my incorrect post. 😆 Good on ya farkers.

/Never knew that calcium thing. Scary.
 
2020-03-06 3:23:00 PM  
Aloe and rubbing alcohol.
Or jizz and vodka if you're in a pinch.
 
2020-03-06 4:05:27 PM  

Toxophil: Tyrosine: 1 Part Tween-20
4 parts Hydrofloric Acid
Shake vigorously immediately prior to use
Apply liberally to hands, face, and genitals.

Isn't 1/1 hydrofluoric acid and peroxide piranha solution?

What's the tween-20 mix called?


The Tween-20 is a sufficant that would allow the hydroflouric acid to penetrate the skin easier. As Ivo Shandor said, HF just loves calcium. So much so that it leaves minimal damage to your skin while dissolving your bones.
 
2020-03-06 5:50:57 PM  

Lord Bear: As usual, alcohol is the solution to all life's problems.


Doesn't it have to be mixed with something to be a solution?

/ I suggest tonic water
 
2020-03-06 6:33:10 PM  
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2020-03-06 9:21:20 PM  
-20 volume developer
-bleach, with the blue tint in it, to counteract brassy tones
-Olaplex #1

Wait, what's going on in this thread?... Oh, right, this won't sanitize your hands (well... it might...) but it will lift your hair color a couple of levels without completely destroying your hair.
 
2020-03-06 9:35:26 PM  
Two or three tablespoons of bleach in a gallon of water.

From what I know of how things work, a basic solution of sodium hydroxide (lye) would be even better at disinfecting but I wouldn't know what would be a safe solution as bases are more harsh on skin than acids.

Would an ultraviolet light source work? It's used in some places to make water potable.
 
2020-03-07 3:47:28 AM  
Bite open a Tide pod and spit the contents into your hands.
 
2020-03-07 6:05:33 PM  
A bath of diced kale mixed with Goop vaginal stones and sprinkled with holy water.

The first two items will be expensive in large quantities, but at least you won't feel like an idiot.
 
2020-03-07 6:20:55 PM  
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