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2020-03-05 2:07:04 PM  
40% alcohol is not effective as a sanitizer. It must be at least 62%
 
2020-03-05 2:10:44 PM  
Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?
 
2020-03-05 2:12:49 PM  
I'm sanitizing my hands from the inside.
 
2020-03-05 2:13:25 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share
 
2020-03-05 2:15:37 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


With Vodak, you filthy animal.
 
2020-03-05 2:17:10 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share


1 part tequila
1 part triple seq (or 2 parts, I'm flexible)
1 part apricot brandy
2 parts sweetened lime juice
 
2020-03-05 2:17:29 PM  
You don't drink much do ya subs?
 
2020-03-05 2:17:54 PM  

enry: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

1 part tequila
1 part triple seq (or 2 parts, I'm flexible)
1 part apricot brandy
2 parts sweetened lime juice


Err, also shake with ice.  Strain or don't.
 
2020-03-05 2:18:02 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

The French probably.
 
2020-03-05 2:19:57 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share


It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime
 
2020-03-05 2:20:54 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


Well, Subby did note that it's used to make shiatty margaritas, so in that sense he's not wrong.
 
2020-03-05 2:21:10 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


People who like shiatty Margaritas I assume..

That's some fine "viral" marketing there.
Well played Tito's, well played.
 
2020-03-05 2:25:34 PM  

FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime


Presumably fresh lime juice?
 
2020-03-05 2:33:27 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?



People who are half Russian and half Mexican.....Russicans.
 
2020-03-05 2:33:36 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime

Presumably fresh lime juice?


Nah, no need to get tequnical, just part of 1 lime.  Any part you want.  Just guzzle the booze and forget about it.
 
2020-03-05 2:35:34 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


The same people who make martinis with vodka.
 
2020-03-05 2:36:33 PM  
I like vodka (when I rarely drink anymore).   Was at the liquor store and one of the folks there recommended Tito's.  I said, "WTF?  Texas?  Corn?  Texas?"

But I bought a bottle.   It's pretty damn good.   I like my booze neat, and Tito's does nicely for sipping.

Also, as has been pointed out, who makes Margaritas with vodka?
 
2020-03-05 2:38:16 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share


2 oz. tequila blanco
¾ oz. fresh lime juice
¾ oz. simple syrup

Shake and strain. Lime juice and kosher salt on the rim.
 
2020-03-05 2:39:29 PM  
Tito's isn't horrible why would you waste it and not use say, Popov
 
2020-03-05 2:40:09 PM  

odinsposse: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

The same people who make martinis with vodka.


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2020-03-05 2:41:48 PM  

Marcos P: Tito's isn't horrible why would you waste it and not use say, Popov


Because telling people not to do *that* wouldn't keep the Tito's(tm) name in the social conscious.
 
2020-03-05 2:42:00 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share


2oz Blanco
1oz Cointreau
1 1/2ozs fresh lime juice
1 dash orange bitters (optional)

shake with ice. Pour over more ice.
 
2020-03-05 2:42:37 PM  

SansNeural: Marcos P: Tito's isn't horrible why would you waste it and not use say, Popov

Because telling people not to do *that* wouldn't keep the Tito's(tm) name in the social conscious.


shiat :0
 
2020-03-05 2:42:45 PM  

odinsposse: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

The same people who make martinis with vodka.


I noticed this in the 70s when I was a cocktail waitress.  A lot of traditional drinks like Martinis or Bloody Marys were made with gin (and that's how I prefer them) and others that have slipped my mind right now...I realized that Americans have really simplistic and crappy tastes and tastebuds.   As a whole, they prefer the non-taste of the alcohol in their mixed drinks, and cheap vodka fit that bill.
 
2020-03-05 2:45:07 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime

Presumably fresh lime juice?


What are we? Animals?
 
2020-03-05 2:45:20 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: I like vodka (when I rarely drink anymore).   Was at the liquor store and one of the folks there recommended Tito's.  I said, "WTF?  Texas?  Corn?  Texas?"

But I bought a bottle.   It's pretty damn good.   I like my booze neat, and Tito's does nicely for sipping.

Also, as has been pointed out, who makes Margaritas with vodka?


Tito's is pretty damned good. They distill the everloving hell out of it. I forget if it's double or triple distilled but, it's good.
 
2020-03-05 2:47:09 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share


Would sometimes make frozen ones for parties. Use the limeade can to measure.

A can of frozen limeade
Can of Tequila
Half can of triple sec
Ice (crushed if you can)

Put first three ingredients into the blender and mix. Then add your ice and pulse it until it becomes the consistency you want. Serve as you like.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:06 PM  

Marcos P: Tito's isn't horrible why would you waste it and not use say, Popov



Ugh.  That stuff gave me a horrible case of heartburn when I was a freshman in college.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:44 PM  
I sterilize my hands with Grey Goose because I wear Ed Hardy shirts and go clubbing every weekend.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:52 PM  

FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime

Presumably fresh lime juice?

What are we? Animals?


First one fresh.

Anything after that, no promises.
 
2020-03-05 2:50:23 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Dewey Fidalgo: I like vodka (when I rarely drink anymore).   Was at the liquor store and one of the folks there recommended Tito's.  I said, "WTF?  Texas?  Corn?  Texas?"

But I bought a bottle.   It's pretty damn good.   I like my booze neat, and Tito's does nicely for sipping.

Also, as has been pointed out, who makes Margaritas with vodka?

Tito's is pretty damned good. They distill the everloving hell out of it. I forget if it's double or triple distilled but, it's good.


Concur!  Also still a big fan of Sky, but Tito's is pretty fine.  Wouldn't make a margarita out of it, though.
 
2020-03-05 2:51:04 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime

Presumably fresh lime juice?

What are we? Animals?

First one fresh.

Anything after that, no promises.


Make a pitcher. That shiat will fark you up.
 
2020-03-05 2:52:55 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Dewey Fidalgo: I like vodka (when I rarely drink anymore).   Was at the liquor store and one of the folks there recommended Tito's.  I said, "WTF?  Texas?  Corn?  Texas?"

But I bought a bottle.   It's pretty damn good.   I like my booze neat, and Tito's does nicely for sipping.

Also, as has been pointed out, who makes Margaritas with vodka?

Tito's is pretty damned good. They distill the everloving hell out of it. I forget if it's double or triple distilled but, it's good.


First time I drank Tito's I thought I got ripped off I couldn't even taste it in my grapefruit juice. Half a handle later I realized I had not been ripped off because I was smashed.
 
2020-03-05 2:53:01 PM  

Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share


good tequila
Cointreau
good sour mix (homemade if you please)
splash of OJ
fresh mangos
ice

blend it up
 
2020-03-05 2:53:18 PM  

FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime


Add in a dash of agave nectar and I'm in
 
2020-03-05 2:53:35 PM  
Tower Vodak is alot smoother than this swill. I don't see the attraction to Tito's.
 
2020-03-05 2:54:33 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


Who makes Vodak from corn?

/Stoli FTW
 
2020-03-05 2:55:10 PM  

gonzoduke: Tower Vodak is alot smoother than this swill. I don't see the attraction to Tito's.


But... they advertise on PUBLIC RADIO?!
 
2020-03-05 2:56:24 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


Subby did say shiatty margaritas. It's kind of like vodka martinis.

\ We should call them shiatty martinis!
 
2020-03-05 2:57:13 PM  

FortyHams: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

It just so happens I do:

- 1 part Tequila (Not Vodka) preferably something nice like Herradura
- 1 part Cointreau
- 1 part Lime


I like to add 1 part St. Germain to this recipe. You can too, if you're feeling fancy.
 
2020-03-05 2:57:29 PM  

EffervescingElephant: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

Who makes Vodak from corn?

/Stoli FTW


Dude, if your going to get all smug and stuff, it's potato vodka.
 
2020-03-05 2:58:55 PM  
Have they stopped dumping raw industrial run-off into Texas waterways?  Cause I want 5 years of untarnished records in that department before I'll give that Tito douche another red penny.
 
2020-03-05 2:59:14 PM  

ifky: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

Would sometimes make frozen ones for parties. Use the limeade can to measure.

A can of frozen limeade
Can of Tequila
Half can of triple sec
Ice (crushed if you can)

Put first three ingredients into the blender and mix. Then add your ice and pulse it until it becomes the consistency you want. Serve as you like.


Tequila in cans???
 
2020-03-05 3:00:23 PM  
Tito's is a staple at our place. Not only is it good but, they support dogs which is an added bonus.

"We started Vodka for Dog People to rescue and protect the animals that have come into our lives, many of whom now thrive alongside us at our distillery and office."

They sell merchandise online. 100% goes to support dog rescue
 
2020-03-05 3:01:42 PM  
Subby, do you even tequila?
 
2020-03-05 3:01:51 PM  

eddie_irvine: ifky: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

Would sometimes make frozen ones for parties. Use the limeade can to measure.

A can of frozen limeade
Can of Tequila
Half can of triple sec
Ice (crushed if you can)

Put first three ingredients into the blender and mix. Then add your ice and pulse it until it becomes the consistency you want. Serve as you like.

Tequila in cans???


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2020-03-05 3:03:23 PM  

FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?


The closest I can think of is that it isn't a Margarita, it's a Kamikaze.

Also, if you MUST use Ethanol to clean your surfaces (why the hell you wouldn't pick up a jug of isopropyl alcohol, or even a Lysol knockoff is beyond me), I'd start and end here:

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2020-03-05 3:04:07 PM  

Trocadero: eddie_irvine: ifky: Gubbo: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

On a related note, I've developed a recent taste for Margaritas and if anyone has any good recipes please share

Would sometimes make frozen ones for parties. Use the limeade can to measure.

A can of frozen limeade
Can of Tequila
Half can of triple sec
Ice (crushed if you can)

Put first three ingredients into the blender and mix. Then add your ice and pulse it until it becomes the consistency you want. Serve as you like.

Tequila in cans???

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I've had those. They're not bad and the best thing is being able to drink them whilst walking to the next bar in my town with no open container law
 
2020-03-05 3:04:40 PM  

SirMadness: FortyHams: Who makes Margaritas with Vodka?

The closest I can think of is that it isn't a Margarita, it's a Kamikaze.

Also, if you MUST use Ethanol to clean your surfaces (why the hell you wouldn't pick up a jug of isopropyl alcohol, or even a Lysol knockoff is beyond me), I'd start and end here:

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I started and ended several nights in college there.
 
2020-03-05 3:05:29 PM  
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