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2020-03-05 1:34:50 PM  
If we're doing oldies week, why not dust off the invasion of Iraq for gosh sakes?
 
2020-03-05 1:41:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: If we're doing oldies week, why not dust off the invasion of Iraq for gosh sakes?


Well, there was this thread yesterday.
 
2020-03-05 1:43:16 PM  
My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.
 
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2020-03-05 2:18:42 PM  

feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.


And what is your boy's reason for infidelity in his marriages?
 
2020-03-05 2:20:09 PM  

WGJ: feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.

And what is your boy's reason for infidelity in his marriages?


My boy? Do you mean Trump? I didn't vote for him, so don't blame me.
 
2020-03-05 2:33:38 PM  
Well, I won't be voting for him this year.
 
2020-03-05 2:33:49 PM  

WGJ: feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.

And what is your boy's reason for infidelity in his marriages?


They can both be scumbags, y'know.
 
2020-03-05 2:35:59 PM  
Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...
 
2020-03-05 2:36:12 PM  
I didn't care he got a Beej then, and I don't care now. His wife was the one he betrayed, and they had work that out with each other, it wasn't my marriage.
 
2020-03-05 2:37:23 PM  

Marcos P: Well, I won't be voting for him this year.


I think I'll vote for him before I vote for his wife.  Her emails trouble me.
 
2020-03-05 2:37:40 PM  
Thank God we're getting this vital information now!

Jesus, Bill, go gently into that good night.  You haven't helped anyone in years.
 
2020-03-05 2:37:50 PM  
Meanwhile he and every political shark ruined the life of a young woman.
 
2020-03-05 2:38:15 PM  
He stayed married, unlike any number of current and dead Republicans I could name.
 
2020-03-05 2:39:06 PM  

Flappyhead: He stayed married, unlike any number of current and dead Republicans I could name.


Not all wives are as craven as Hillary.
 
2020-03-05 2:39:22 PM  

feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.


You're right. He should have used the excuse that his behavior was "partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country" excuse, like Newt Gingrich did. Newt regrets that he had but one dick to get sucked for his country.
 
2020-03-05 2:40:20 PM  
Maybe just stop explaining bro
 
2020-03-05 2:40:32 PM  
But his femails...
 
2020-03-05 2:40:39 PM  
Trump tweets and Clinton twatted.

/poor Melania
//her secret service detail keeps her safe
///"Ma'am, the president is here to see you," "Tell eem not awailable."
 
2020-03-05 2:40:52 PM  

Bootleg: Marcus Aurelius: If we're doing oldies week, why not dust off the invasion of Iraq for gosh sakes?

Well, there was this thread yesterday.


Yea, Biden is a warmonger, and we're a nation of warmongers.
 
2020-03-05 2:40:54 PM  
That's right out of a Chappelle bit.  I like it.
 
2020-03-05 2:41:03 PM  
Bill Clinton claims he had sex with Monica Lewinsky 'to ease pressures of Presidency'

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2020-03-05 2:41:43 PM  
The only thing better than rubbing one out to relieve stress is to have someone else help you rub one out.

What he did was not good, and I'm glad that Lewinsky has come out as a strong voice in the fight against workplace power harassment. However, this was something that happened over 20 years ago. It was inconsequential in the grand scheme of things (unlike say, 9/11) and is even less consequential now.
 
2020-03-05 2:42:21 PM  
Emotional support blowjobs?
 
2020-03-05 2:43:45 PM  
Oh my god. Who the hell cares?
 
2020-03-05 2:45:52 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Emotional support blowjobs?


This would definitely help with my fear of flying...just saying.
 
2020-03-05 2:45:59 PM  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Bill Clinton.
 
2020-03-05 2:47:19 PM  
It would be a lot easier to give a shiat about things like this if the GOP hadn't spent nearly the entirety of the last 30 years screaming their damn fool heads off about one made up Clinton transgression after another.

I mean, it had the potential to be historically interesting, but the scum on the right have been lying about the Clintons for so long now that I just don't care about any of their misdeeds and mistakes, real or otherwise.
 
2020-03-05 2:47:44 PM  
This thread never stood a chance.
 
2020-03-05 2:48:07 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Flappyhead: He stayed married, unlike any number of current and dead Republicans I could name.

Not all wives are as craven as Hillary.


or dying of Cancer like Newt's
 
2020-03-05 2:48:47 PM  

guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...


True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.
 
2020-03-05 2:48:51 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: WGJ: feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.

And what is your boy's reason for infidelity in his marriages?

They can both be scumbags, y'know.


It never ceases to astonish me how often these Fatk threads can't seem to get something this simple.

No, acknowledging that Clinton was a dirtbag isn't some kind of apology or cover for Trump.

No, acknowledging that Trump is a dirtbag isn't some kind of apology or cover for Clinton.

They can both be predatory jackasses who have been accused of sexual misconduct multiple times and who have had friendships with some shady people ... because they are.

And no, it's not a BSAB thing, either. Bill Clinton isn't a "side," he's one specific person.

(That said, Donald Trump is kindof a "side," because he's in office and impacting the world RIGHT NOW. That's not the case for Clinton, who hasn't had his hands on power or influence for some years now.)
 
2020-03-05 2:50:49 PM  

transporter_ii: guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...

True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.


But the mustard!  How can we forget or even forgive the mustard?
 
2020-03-05 2:51:19 PM  

transporter_ii: guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...

True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.


At least he's not as big of a scumbag as Newt?
 
2020-03-05 2:52:12 PM  

pehvbot: transporter_ii: guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...

True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.

But the mustard!  How can we forget or even forgive the mustard?


I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the outrage of arugula.
 
2020-03-05 2:53:33 PM  

feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.


LOL
 
2020-03-05 2:54:05 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: pehvbot: transporter_ii: guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...

True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.

But the mustard!  How can we forget or even forgive the mustard?

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the outrage of arugula.


Terrorist fist bump defeats all!
 
2020-03-05 2:55:08 PM  

neglogon: Night Train to Wakanda: Flappyhead: He stayed married, unlike any number of current and dead Republicans I could name.

Not all wives are as craven as Hillary.

or dying of Cancer like Newt's


Well, fortunately Newt - paragon of virtue that he is - divorced her. In fact, he served her with the papers as she was lying in her hospital bed, recovering from surgery for the disease that would eventually kill her. That's how a patriot handles things.
 
2020-03-05 2:55:30 PM  

guestguy: We Ate the Necco Wafers: pehvbot: transporter_ii: guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...

True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.

But the mustard!  How can we forget or even forgive the mustard?

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the outrage of arugula.

Terrorist fist bump defeats all!


BAH GAWD, IS THAT THE GENUFLECTOR'S MUSIC?
 
2020-03-05 2:56:03 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: pehvbot: transporter_ii: guestguy: Ah, the halcyon days, when the worst thing we had to worry about was a president lying about cheating on his wife...

True or false, Clinton had a fair number of scandals and carried a lot of baggage with him. Lying about cheating on his wife was just what he was impeached for.

Now Obama, that guy ran a tight ship. The halcyon days of the tan suit, now those were the days.

But the mustard!  How can we forget or even forgive the mustard?

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over the outrage of arugula.


I apologize, but you'll have to speak up.  I can't hear you over the screams of "empty-suit birth-certificate."
 
2020-03-05 2:57:54 PM  

feckingmorons: My gosh Clinton is a scumbag.


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2020-03-05 3:01:55 PM  
"I was under a lot of pressure," is such a weak defense for having a boss/intern sexual relationship for anyone, let alone the president.

/unless your old lady isn't putting out
//for you, anyway
///in his defense, this was before Twitter existed
 
2020-03-05 3:09:50 PM  
I see no problem with an established guy in his 40s occasionally bangin' it out with a willing and voluptuous 20-something hottie.
 
2020-03-05 3:13:00 PM  
Who farking cares anymore? Oh that's right, equivocators care.

These days we elect rapists.  Who didn't get permission.  Who didn't ask for forgiveness.
 
2020-03-05 3:17:09 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Meanwhile he and every political shark ruined the life of a young woman.


Let's not pretend that she was an angel. It takes two to cheat, she clearly knew he was married, and nobody forced her.

They both got smeared badly, equally, and it tarnished both of their reputations. Fair's fair.
 
2020-03-05 3:19:56 PM  

penetrating_virga: I see no problem with an established guy in his 40s occasionally bangin' it out with a willing and voluptuous 20-something hottie.


Well, finally you and I agree about something. He shouldn't have done it for multiple reasons, specifically because it put a weapon in the hands of his enemies, because it was disrespectful to his wife and daughter, and because it's generally not cool to take advantage of dumb people, even if they're willing. But Monica Lewinsky was no victim. She was an adult with sexual agency who sought out a sexual relationship with a married man. She admits as much herself. She wasn't pressured. And as far as her subsequent treatment goes at the hands of the eeeevil Clintonites...all I can say is Hillary was a lot more civilized about it than I would have been in her place.
 
2020-03-05 3:20:38 PM  
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2020-03-05 3:36:34 PM  

penetrating_virga: I see no problem with an established guy in his 40s occasionally bangin' it out with a willing and voluptuous 20-something hottie.


"Hottie" may be a stretch.
 
2020-03-05 3:40:06 PM  
I've admired this pickup patter:

"I'm so horny that semen is backing up behind my eyes and the pressure is making me blind so it really doesn't matter what you look like"

This technique was told to me by Maurice Karnaugh who is 95 this year.
 
2020-03-05 3:40:19 PM  

mister aj: Night Train to Wakanda: Meanwhile he and every political shark ruined the life of a young woman.

Let's not pretend that she was an angel. It takes two to cheat, she clearly knew he was married, and nobody forced her.

They both got smeared badly, equally, and it tarnished both of their reputations. Fair's fair.


Way to blame the victim.
 
2020-03-05 4:38:57 PM  

mister aj: Night Train to Wakanda: Meanwhile he and every political shark ruined the life of a young woman.

Let's not pretend that she was an angel. It takes two to cheat, she clearly knew he was married, and nobody forced her.

They both got smeared badly, equally, and it tarnished both of their reputations. Fair's fair.


I know her dress got smeared.
 
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