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2020-03-05 2:28:39 PM  
I'm the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
You're the type of guy eating a TV dinner
Talking about "Goddamn it, I'ma kill her"
I'm the type of guy to make her say, "Why you're illing, Bee?"
You're the type of guy to say, "My lower back is killing me"
Catch my drift?
You're the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English
I'm the type of guy to cold put on a pamper
You're the type of guy to say, "What you talking bout?"
I'm the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
 
2020-03-05 2:46:53 PM  
LL Cool Bern?
 
2020-03-05 3:27:41 PM  
Maybe yell louder?
 
2020-03-05 4:23:08 PM  
You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.
 
2020-03-05 4:31:37 PM  

Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.


The youth knows the youth, lives among the youth... Hates the youth.
 
2020-03-05 5:24:31 PM  

Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.


Biden, Sanders, and Warren are all in their 70s.

Frankly, the Democratic Party leadership did this to themselves; they spent more time protecting their places than preparing their party for the future.
 
2020-03-05 5:25:26 PM  

Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.


If there's one thing the youth voters need, it's a gen-xer telling them what it is they need.
 
2020-03-05 5:25:32 PM  

Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.


AOC is too young this year and the morons that lost 1500 state and local seats by not offering what young people (and a supermajority of their party) wanted left the bench rather short.
 
2020-03-05 5:27:03 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

Biden, Sanders, and Warren are all in their 70s.

Frankly, the Democratic Party leadership did this to themselves; they spent more time protecting their places than preparing their party for the future.


When you invest heavily in third way democrats and whoopsie the wheels fall off the liberal world order
 
2020-03-05 5:27:42 PM  
If Bernie doesn't win going away in Michigan, we can pretty much close the book on the 2020 Democratic Primaries. Biden will have it in the bag.
 
2020-03-05 5:28:02 PM  

Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.


It's not even that...he's 78 but he looks 87 and already had a heart attack.

Biden is only a year younger, and while not exactly a picture of vitality, he has aged at least a bit better.

Warren on the other hand looks considerably sharper than those two.

People age differently.
 
2020-03-05 5:28:16 PM  
I'm sure his Obama ads (that looked like they were slapped together in about an hour) had nothing to do with losing with black voters by a 50-point margin.

"People let me tell you bout my blaaaaaaack friend,....."
 
2020-03-05 5:29:06 PM  

Zerochance: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

It's not even that...he's 78 but he looks 87 and already had a heart attack.

Biden is only a year younger, and while not exactly a picture of vitality, he has aged at least a bit better.

Warren on the other hand looks considerably sharper than those two.

People age differently.


Bernie has looked 87 for at least 40 years.
 
2020-03-05 5:29:38 PM  
Maybe Bern should have catered to the black vote more than the young vote, who notoriously don't vote in enough numbers.
 
2020-03-05 5:29:59 PM  
He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.
 
2020-03-05 5:30:27 PM  
Try explaining votes against the immigration bill and gun regulation for one.
 
2020-03-05 5:30:31 PM  
Debate Biden one on one and make him draw a clock
 
2020-03-05 5:30:33 PM  
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2020-03-05 5:31:52 PM  

Badmoodman: Maybe Bern should have catered to the black vote more than the young vote, who notoriously don't vote in enough numbers.


Biden catered to the Alabama crowd and it worked out pretty well for him.
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2020-03-05 5:32:28 PM  

koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.


The most important thing in politics is PIZZAZZ
 
2020-03-05 5:33:26 PM  

Podna: Debate Biden one on one and make him draw a clock


nice
 
2020-03-05 5:33:31 PM  

koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.


What has Biden offered besides " remember my boss"
 
2020-03-05 5:33:38 PM  
is that hip hop?

did I just hip hop?
 
2020-03-05 5:34:16 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

Biden, Sanders, and Warren are all in their 70s.

Frankly, the Democratic Party leadership did this to themselves; they spent more time protecting their places than preparing their party for the future.


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2020-03-05 5:35:44 PM  
538 says 61% no one gets a majority, it'll have to be decided at the convention and in that case I expect Biden gets it. Even Warren will finally pledge her delegates to Biden.
 
2020-03-05 5:35:56 PM  

gar1013: Bith Set Me Up: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

Biden, Sanders, and Warren are all in their 70s.

Frankly, the Democratic Party leadership did this to themselves; they spent more time protecting their places than preparing their party for the future.

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wew lad that is a real .... real fresh one straight off the FB press.  I guess they haven't gotten around to adding the minions yet.
 
2020-03-05 5:41:21 PM  
If his come-back plan is to not be Bernie Sanders, I'll listen.
 
2020-03-05 5:41:33 PM  

Sandelaphon: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

AOC is too young this year and the morons that lost 1500 state and local seats by not offering what young people (and a supermajority of their party) wanted left the bench rather short.


In what year are you referring to?

In 2018, the Dems picked up a whole bunch of House seats by running moderates against Republicans.
 
2020-03-05 5:43:30 PM  

Podna: koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.

What has Biden offered besides " remember my boss"


He's feeling voters' pain.

No, seriously, that's about it.

/worked for Bill Clinton
 
2020-03-05 5:43:57 PM  
If he can get the younger people to show up, good for him.

If not ... I'll prepare myself for more whining about the "establishment" robbing Bernie again and Warren "sabotaging" him and other bullshiat.

Either outvote everyone else or shut the fark up.
 
2020-03-05 5:45:24 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

Biden, Sanders, and Warren are all in their 70s.

Frankly, the Democratic Party leadership did this to themselves; they spent more time protecting their places than preparing their party for the future.


As much as I'd like to see either of these guys put Warren as VP, they're better off putting a much younger person for that position to offset their old fart image. Ideally, they'd also pick someone from the opposite wing of their party, with Sanders picking a centrist type and Biden a progressive. I liked Warren for president And I like her in the Senate... but if they can get the votes to get her in the Consumer Protection Bureau (where she should have served under Obama) I'd be thrilled about that... particularly if her acceptance to that appointment comes with conditions from her to have presidential support to strengthen the agency and its authority. I mean, maybe there are other cabinet posts where she could do more damage but that one would be nice.
 
2020-03-05 5:45:54 PM  
🎶Here I aaaaaaaam, rock you like a Berniecaaaaaane 🎶
 
2020-03-05 5:48:43 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: If he can get the younger people to show up, good for him.

If not ... I'll prepare myself for more whining about the "establishment" robbing Bernie again and Warren "sabotaging" him and other bullshiat.

Either outvote everyone else or shut the fark up.


I have it on good authority from some pro-Bernie farkers that every one of his supporters under 30 works 9 jobs and was forced to skip the two week early voting process and requesting a mail-in ballot, then, when they went to vote on Tuesday, they were told they would have to stand in line for 7 hours, even though there were only five people at the polling location.
 
2020-03-05 5:48:55 PM  

Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.


The people in Hell want ice water too.
 
2020-03-05 5:51:02 PM  

koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.


I'm sorry you think "the same thing"--wealth inequality, health care and addressing climate change-- is so old and busted.
 
2020-03-05 5:51:05 PM  

stoli n coke: Smelly Pirate Hooker: If he can get the younger people to show up, good for him.

If not ... I'll prepare myself for more whining about the "establishment" robbing Bernie again and Warren "sabotaging" him and other bullshiat.

Either outvote everyone else or shut the fark up.

I have it on good authority from some pro-Bernie farkers that every one of his supporters under 30 works 9 jobs and was forced to skip the two week early voting process and requesting a mail-in ballot, then, when they went to vote on Tuesday, they were told they would have to stand in line for 7 hours, even though there were only five people at the polling location.


Yeah really! Between brunch and bingo, well-to-do retirees in the suburbs have tight schedules too!!
 
2020-03-05 5:53:39 PM  

gar1013: Bith Set Me Up: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

Biden, Sanders, and Warren are all in their 70s.

Frankly, the Democratic Party leadership did this to themselves; they spent more time protecting their places than preparing their party for the future.

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This from the people that think the internet is "a series of tubes".
 
2020-03-05 5:55:38 PM  

chrismurphy: 538 says 61% no one gets a majority, it'll have to be decided at the convention and in that case I expect Biden gets it. Even Warren will finally pledge her delegates to Biden.


538's Primary Forecast has not be reactivated yet post-Super Tuesday.  They're still waiting for a few of the states to finish counting.  Once the forecast reactivates, it's almost certain that Biden getting an outright majority will now be the most likely outcome.
 
2020-03-05 5:57:54 PM  

whidbey: koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.

I'm sorry you think "the same thing"--wealth inequality, health care and addressing climate change-- is so old and busted.


So fine that he is getting boat raced in the primary.

His core message is fine, but if it wasn't obvious by now he needed to be a little less "my way or the highway" and stop lambasting the party he's running for then it's way too late.
 
2020-03-05 5:58:56 PM  

koinbahd: whidbey: koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.

I'm sorry you think "the same thing"--wealth inequality, health care and addressing climate change-- is so old and busted.

So fine that he is getting boat raced in the primary.

His core message is fine, but if it wasn't obvious by now he needed to be a little less "my way or the highway" and stop lambasting the party he's running for then it's way too late.


Not to me.

And the Democratic Party should be ashamed of themselves for shunning his ideas.
 
2020-03-05 6:00:26 PM  

Zerochance: Private_Citizen: You know what would be nice? If the candidate who wants to appeal to the youth wasn't 78.

It's not even that...he's 78 but he looks 87 and already had a heart attack.

Biden is only a year younger, and while not exactly a picture of vitality, he has aged at least a bit better.

Warren on the other hand looks considerably sharper than those two.

People age differently.


Biden's received the Joan Rivers cosmetic surgery bundle and has skin that appears to be some sort of translucent leather. Bernie has aged far more gracefully and I think he even bought a comb for this run.

Also Bernie's heart and Joe's brain are in similar working order.

Please choose a young , healthy running mate, old guy... whoever it winds up being.
 
2020-03-05 6:01:07 PM  

koinbahd: whidbey: koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.

I'm sorry you think "the same thing"--wealth inequality, health care and addressing climate change-- is so old and busted.

So fine that he is getting boat raced in the primary.

His core message is fine, but if it wasn't obvious by now he needed to be a little less "my way or the highway" and stop lambasting the party he's running for then it's way too late.


We've tried bending over backwards for Republicans and Centrists for about 20 years. The only thing that worked was "Hope and Change".
 
2020-03-05 6:02:50 PM  
I wish Bernie had more of a fighting chance, but it seems that Americans actually prefer to live in a Hellish shiatscape, so oh well......
 
2020-03-05 6:03:30 PM  

chrismurphy: 538 says 61% no one gets a majority, it'll have to be decided at the convention and in that case I expect Biden gets it. Even Warren will finally pledge her delegates to Biden.


538's forecast has not been updated since Tuesday morning
 
2020-03-05 6:03:33 PM  

whidbey: koinbahd: He's only had 3 years to come up with something new.  Instead it's just yell about the same thing only louder than 2016.

I'm sorry you think "the same thing"--wealth inequality, health care and addressing climate change-- is so old and busted.


Naw, the "old and busted" part is blaming Democrats instead of Republicans, encouraging top members of his team to crap on candidates who differ only very slightly from his message, and winking-and-nodding at his online trolls. Apparently only now that she's out of the race does he chime in to day that insulting Warren voters is a bad thing. He was smugly silent when they were posting snake emoji all over social media a month ago.

Sanders doesn't own climate change. If anyone does, it would be Al Gore. Who just like Hillary was shut out of the presidency by the same Naderite/Sanders brigade of hate filled idiots.
 
2020-03-05 6:04:44 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: If Bernie doesn't win going away in Michigan, we can pretty much close the book on the 2020 Democratic Primaries. Biden will have it in the bag.


The most recent MI poll right before Super Tuesday does not look good for Sanders at all.

Biden 29%, Sanders 23%, Bloomberg 11%, Warren 7%, Buttigieg 6%, Klobuchar 3%.

I think Biden's the safe bet to run away with it.
 
2020-03-05 6:05:03 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: I wish Bernie had more of a fighting chance, but it seems that Americans actually prefer to live in a Hellish shiatscape, so oh well......


Bloomberg will put a stop to him.

In exchange he owns the DNC.
 
2020-03-05 6:06:24 PM  

positronica: chrismurphy: 538 says 61% no one gets a majority, it'll have to be decided at the convention and in that case I expect Biden gets it. Even Warren will finally pledge her delegates to Biden.

538's Primary Forecast has not be reactivated yet post-Super Tuesday.  They're still waiting for a few of the states to finish counting.  Once the forecast reactivates, it's almost certain that Biden getting an outright majority will now be the most likely outcome.


I would assume there's still little to no opinion polling results from after Super Tuesday.
 
2020-03-05 6:07:35 PM  

GregInIndy: Farkin_Crazy: If Bernie doesn't win going away in Michigan, we can pretty much close the book on the 2020 Democratic Primaries. Biden will have it in the bag.

The most recent MI poll right before Super Tuesday does not look good for Sanders at all.

Biden 29%, Sanders 23%, Bloomberg 11%, Warren 7%, Buttigieg 6%, Klobuchar 3%.

I think Biden's the safe bet to run away with it.


Bernie needs to outperform 2016 in Michigan. Otherwise he'll lose the argument that he has more appeal in the Rust Belt states than Biden.

Because that's pretty much all he has left to cling to.
 
2020-03-05 6:09:00 PM  
It's gonna be Joe. April 29th will be when Bernie quits. Start getting over it now. You got about 2 months to biatch and moan.
 
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