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(The Grio)   Biden and Obama* 2020. *Michelle   (thegrio.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Democratic Party, Vice President of the United States, Hillary Rodham Clinton, percent support, United States presidential election, 2008, George W. Bush  
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2020-03-05 11:59:35 AM  
Bill Burr I'm Sick of Michelle Obama
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2020-03-05 12:22:18 PM  
He could do worse.
 
2020-03-05 12:41:06 PM  
 
2020-03-05 1:21:17 PM  
I'd vote for them just to hear the heads explode
 
2020-03-05 2:46:00 PM  

Ambivalence: He could do worse.


She could do better.
 
2020-03-05 2:47:35 PM  
Biden Lessig 2020
 
2020-03-05 2:47:37 PM  
We can now submit fan fiction to poltab? Good to know!
 
2020-03-05 2:47:57 PM  
That would just give my brother the "Biden's old. What if he dies and a woman moves in to the White House?  Do you want a woman in the White House?  Do you?"

No worse than the p*** we have in there now.
 
2020-03-05 2:48:02 PM  
I'll take "Throw whatever shiat at the wall and see what sticks" for 1000, Alex.
 
2020-03-05 2:48:36 PM  
Works for me.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:16 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd vote for them just to hear the heads explode


Give Barack Ginsburg's seat on SCOTUS. Then you'll hear heads explode.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:19 PM  

bthom37: We can now submit fan fiction to poltab? Good to know!


New game, make up shiat and see if you can get His Orangeness to tweet about it
 
2020-03-05 2:49:20 PM  
No.  Michelle hasn't expressed any interest in politics. Also, after 8 years putting up with what she did, give the woman a break.

There are plenty of people that could add both youth and diversity to the ticket.  My main requirements are:
Not a white male
No older than in their 50s
Some political experience
 
2020-03-05 2:49:36 PM  
How about Senator Eric Mahtime?  then it could be Biden - Mahtime 2020

/probably isn't a Senator named that.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:39 PM  
I'd prefer someone who had some time in political office, whether that's state level legislature, governor's seat, or as a federal representative. But I'm not picky at this point.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:47 PM  
And then they can appoint Barack to the supreme court.

I mean as long as we are doing fan fiction, why not.
 
2020-03-05 2:49:53 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: That would just give my brother the "Biden's old. What if he dies and a woman moves in to the White House?  Do you want a woman in the White House?  Do you?"

No worse than the p*** we have in there now.


Great, now I'm looking for esoteric curse words that are four letters long and begin with "P".
 
2020-03-05 2:50:26 PM  
Just giving Ben Garrison more cartoon fodder
 
2020-03-05 2:51:02 PM  
I assume she's also Deep State?
 
2020-03-05 2:51:06 PM  
She doesn't want it.
 
2020-03-05 2:51:36 PM  
I think the Obama's are too busy enjoying life.
 
2020-03-05 2:52:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd vote for them just to hear the heads explode


The amount of rage-typing the day after the election, if they won, would be glorious. I mean, they have shown they have zero problem with a serial liar, who cheats on his wife, scammer, who admits to sexually grabbing women on tape, but "BAH GAWD THAT, THAT NI*BONG*, er M*BONG*KEY, er LADY IS VICE PREDISENT?!?!"

That would be an entertaining 4 years.
 
2020-03-05 2:53:02 PM  
While amazing on paper, Michelle Obama is too much of a lady to swim in that pig pit again.
 
2020-03-05 2:53:08 PM  
She could invite W to the White House to hang out and be besties. It would be fantastic.
 
2020-03-05 2:53:33 PM  

NOLAhd: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'd vote for them just to hear the heads explode

Give Barack Ginsburg's seat on SCOTUS. Then you'll hear heads explode.


Michelle not Barack. Since more than a few think she's a transvestite, they'd really lose their shiat.
 
2020-03-05 2:53:40 PM  
After election, Joe resigns, President Michelle appoints Barack as VP, Michelle resigns TA DAAA!!
 
2020-03-05 2:53:46 PM  
I dunno. Maybe they should, say, ask the person first. If I were to get nominated for dog catcher I would decline. Why would I want to go catch dogs when I have a nice retirement like they do?

/theirs is richer
//but mine is nicer since no one wants me in office
///probably for the best
 
2020-03-05 2:54:39 PM  
OK this is weird.  The People really want to return to the Obama Years, where we eked out an insurance giveaway with token Medicaid expansion?

Do they want the Republicans to walk all over us even harder too?
 
2020-03-05 2:54:44 PM  
Read her book.  There is no way she would accept.  Biden/Sanders is more likely than that.
 
2020-03-05 2:54:46 PM  
Why would she spoil her legacy like that?
 
2020-03-05 2:54:48 PM  

LL316: She could invite W to the White House to hang out and be besties. It would be fantastic.


George's jig: Bush's dance at Dallas memorial goes viral
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2020-03-05 2:55:41 PM  
She has absolutely no interest in running or being in office.
 
2020-03-05 2:56:03 PM  

TheWhoppah: Read her book.  There is no way she would accept.  Biden/Sanders is more likely than that.


As someone who didn't read her book and likely never will: what's the tl;dr version of why she wouldn't?
 
2020-03-05 2:56:25 PM  
Wow, there would be some seriously triggered right-flakes if that ticket got elected.

Super-double-reverse-stigginit.
 
2020-03-05 2:58:02 PM  
I give it under 48 hours before we greenlight some nuttery about how Biden might choose Hillary as his running mate.
 
2020-03-05 3:00:23 PM  

NeoCortex42: No.  Michelle hasn't expressed any interest in politics. Also, after 8 years putting up with what she did, give the woman a break.

There are plenty of people that could add both youth and diversity to the ticket.  My main requirements are:
Not a white male
No older than in their 50s
Some political experience


A woman would be ideal since Pence would then need a chaperone to debate her.
 
2020-03-05 3:00:57 PM  
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2020-03-05 3:02:22 PM  

Purple_Urkle: LL316: She could invite W to the White House to hang out and be besties. It would be fantastic.

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I love the wtf look Obama gives him.
 
2020-03-05 3:02:49 PM  
What are Joe Biden's policies?
 
2020-03-05 3:04:36 PM  

Mind of the North Star: What are Joe Biden's policies?


Not being Trump.
 
2020-03-05 3:04:54 PM  

SpectroBoy: Wow, there would be some seriously triggered right-flakes if that ticket got elected.

Super-double-reverse-stigginit.


Michelle Obama isn't so suicidally stupid as to align herself with a boat anchor like Biden just to give him a snowball's chance. I give her way more credit than that.
 
2020-03-05 3:06:23 PM  
I guess one way to vote less is to give them all a collective coronary.   Valid strategy.
 
2020-03-05 3:07:19 PM  

Mind of the North Star: What are Joe Biden's policies?


Anti encryption, pro Patriot act, anti network neutrality, passed the DMCA in 2002 thus spawning the right to repair movement because the DMCA permits John Deer to force farmers to ship the whole tractor for maintenance instead of selling repair manuals, anti p2p.

Comcast owns MSNBC and sponsored Joe Biden's kickoff rally a year ago.

And he said marijuana is a gateway drug in 2019.
 
2020-03-05 3:07:22 PM  

bthom37: Mind of the North Star: What are Joe Biden's policies?

Not being Trump.


Donald Trump didn't vote for the Iraq War and the Patriot Act.
 
2020-03-05 3:07:48 PM  

Mind of the North Star: What are Joe Biden's policies?


Have you bothered to look?  It's not like people running for office keep it secret.  Go to any candidates website and you can find out for yourself.
 
2020-03-05 3:08:22 PM  
Not gonna happen, but why not? We have the stupidest motherfarker on earth as president now.

Republicans proved they'll vote for any dumbfark with a pulse before voting for an actual competent person.

So it's not like Democrats could do worse. Literally, our lineup could be Justin Timberlake as president and a Roomba as VP, and it would be an improvement over what we have now.

A huge improvement, despite Timberlake's doucheyness.
 
2020-03-05 3:08:34 PM  

quizzical: I guess one way to vote less is to give them all a collective coronary.   Valid strategy.


To get REPUBLICANS to vote less.

/Time to get some lunch
 
2020-03-05 3:08:41 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Mind of the North Star: What are Joe Biden's policies?

Anti encryption, pro Patriot act, anti network neutrality, passed the DMCA in 2002 thus spawning the right to repair movement because the DMCA permits John Deer to force farmers to ship the whole tractor for maintenance instead of selling repair manuals, anti p2p.

Comcast owns MSNBC and sponsored Joe Biden's kickoff rally a year ago.

And he said marijuana is a gateway drug in 2019.


Yeah, he's losing that general.
 
2020-03-05 3:08:55 PM  

raius: Mind of the North Star: What are Joe Biden's policies?

Have you bothered to look?  It's not like people running for office keep it secret.  Go to any candidates website and you can find out for yourself.


Or better yet, check their voting record to see into their soul.
 
2020-03-05 3:09:02 PM  
Maybe Michelle should just run?

I mtgink she's pretty cool.
 
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