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2020-03-03 4:51:57 PM  
Comey is a sentient human, so this isn't much of a surprise.
 
2020-03-03 4:57:57 PM  

FlashHarry: Comey is a sentient human, so this isn't much of a surprise.


And I'm sure every second over the last 3+ years he hears Dump's blathering idiocy is a wince-inducing painful reminder of just how flawed his decision to release his late-season Clinton memo was in terms of tilting the scales toward electing a compromised idiot.
 
2020-03-03 5:04:13 PM  
My god....the tweets....
 
2020-03-03 5:13:21 PM  
FTFA: The former FBI director said on Twitter he pulled the lever for the party "dedicated to restoring values" in the White House.

It was a FARKING PRIMARY!  You're choosing BETWEEN DEMOCRATS ONLY!!

What a jackass, a boy scout (allegedly), but a jackass nonetheless
 
2020-03-03 6:16:53 PM  

PluckYew: FTFA: The former FBI director said on Twitter he pulled the lever for the party "dedicated to restoring values" in the White House.

It was a FARKING PRIMARY!  You're choosing BETWEEN DEMOCRATS ONLY!!

What a jackass, a boy scout (allegedly), but a jackass nonetheless


Ummm, maybe he means he's no longer voting Republican.
 
2020-03-03 7:32:09 PM  

propasaurus: PluckYew: FTFA: The former FBI director said on Twitter he pulled the lever for the party "dedicated to restoring values" in the White House.

It was a FARKING PRIMARY!  You're choosing BETWEEN DEMOCRATS ONLY!!

What a jackass, a boy scout (allegedly), but a jackass nonetheless

Ummm, maybe he means he's no longer voting Republican.


I guess he should have said that.
 
2020-03-03 7:53:55 PM  
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2020-03-03 7:54:15 PM  
Didn't we just have this thread...? I could've sworn we had a thread about this where we spent the whole thing talking about Batman's net worth.
 
2020-03-03 7:55:34 PM  

propasaurus: PluckYew: FTFA: The former FBI director said on Twitter he pulled the lever for the party "dedicated to restoring values" in the White House.

It was a FARKING PRIMARY!  You're choosing BETWEEN DEMOCRATS ONLY!!

What a jackass, a boy scout (allegedly), but a jackass nonetheless

Ummm, maybe he means he's no longer voting Republican.


Sure he is, he is voting for Biden.
 
2020-03-03 7:59:52 PM  
Republican votes for Biden. News at 11.
 
2020-03-03 8:00:39 PM  
Wow, 538 shows "no majority" really surging after Biden's Saturday blowout.

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2020-03-03 8:01:26 PM  

MattytheMouse: Didn't we just have this thread...? I could've sworn we had a thread about this where we spent the whole thing talking about Batman's net worth.


It has been a strange week on fark, hasn't it?
 
2020-03-03 8:05:09 PM  
See?  Biden has cross over appeal.
 
2020-03-03 8:08:07 PM  
I used to like James Comey.
 
2020-03-03 8:12:23 PM  
Biden should nominate Comey to run the FBI.
 
2020-03-03 8:14:52 PM  
The man who largely threw the 2016 election has endorsed Biden - who we are now assured is the inevitable nominee even though Super Tuesday votes probably haven't been tallied yet.

Quick, someone remind me to vote blue no matter who because I am thinking of calling in sick and drinking until I puke instead.
 
2020-03-03 8:20:15 PM  

max_rebo_groupie: Biden should nominate Comey to run the FBI.


oh please no.
 
2020-03-03 8:52:29 PM  
But remember, swing voters don't exist.
 
2020-03-03 8:59:16 PM  

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Endorsing the Patron Saint of Mediocrity
 
2020-03-03 9:17:52 PM  

SomeAmerican: But remember, swing voters don't exist.


They really don't, this is a loud, statistical anomaly.
 
2020-03-03 9:37:14 PM  

PluckYew: FTFA: The former FBI director said on Twitter he pulled the lever for the party "dedicated to restoring values" in the White House.

It was a FARKING PRIMARY!  You're choosing BETWEEN DEMOCRATS ONLY!!

What a jackass, a boy scout (allegedly), but a jackass nonetheless


Also... The party dedicated to, but certainly not the candidate dedicated to.
 
2020-03-03 9:40:56 PM  
PATRIOT ACT
anti encryption
Prosecuting low level file shares to fill private prisons.

Shame he doesn't think Medicare for all is a matter of national security when America is facing a pandemic.
 
2020-03-03 9:58:37 PM  
Dear James Comey,

You're tall, not important. You're Bill DiBlasio, except without a job.

Please go away.

- American politica
 
2020-03-03 11:02:17 PM  

markie_farkie: FlashHarry: Comey is a sentient human, so this isn't much of a surprise.

And I'm sure every second over the last 3+ years he hears Dump's blathering idiocy is a wince-inducing painful reminder of just how flawed his decision to release his late-season Clinton memo was in terms of tilting the scales toward electing a compromised idiot.


Reminds me of "to the pain" in The Princess Bride
 
2020-03-04 12:06:28 AM  

markie_farkie: FlashHarry: Comey is a sentient human, so this isn't much of a surprise.

And I'm sure every second over the last 3+ years he hears Dump's blathering idiocy is a wince-inducing painful reminder of just how flawed his decision to release his late-season Clinton memo was in terms of tilting the scales toward electing a compromised idiot.


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That's the worst part.

He doesn't.

And he won't.

Lawful Stupid paladins don't feel bad about the fact that the Orphanage got squashed into pulp by the Chaos Demons, because it would have been unlawful to draw a sword against the Chaos Demons until they'd presented a signed letter that demonstrated intent with malice aforethought to attack the orphanage. After all, the law requires that even a Chaos Demon be given a chance to repent, and what if it was good Chaos Demon merely pretending to be evil, and the villagers could probably just convince it to go back to where it came from without all that icky lack of comity and decorum.

Ditto for Mueller.

All the Lawful Stupid contingent can comprehend is the fact that Lawfulness is so inherently Good that one dare not utter magickal words - under oath or not - that might have given the orphanage a fighting chance. Nope, the Chaos Demons said they were gonna be nice. And they weren't nice. They lied, which is what Chaos Demons do, and that's all right and proper for a Chaos Demon, and we didn't utter a spell against them lest we ourselves be tempted into chaos. Sure, the orphanage was incinerated in it and everyone died horrible screaming deaths, but both the Lawful Stupid and the Chaos Demons followed the process, and that's a victory for Lawfulness, and by extension, a victory (for Lawfulness is Goodness) for Good.
 
2020-03-04 1:18:40 AM  
If you wanted Biden as president all you had to do was charge Hillary in 2016; she would have dropped out and Joe would have brought the country together.

But instead you did what you did.

How's that working out for you?
 
2020-03-04 1:49:30 AM  
Hasn't Comey damaged the country enough?
 
2020-03-04 1:55:22 AM  

markie_farkie: FlashHarry: Comey is a sentient human, so this isn't much of a surprise.

And I'm sure every second over the last 3+ years he hears Dump's blathering idiocy is a wince-inducing painful reminder of just how flawed his decision to release his late-season Clinton memo was in terms of tilting the scales toward electing a compromised idiot.


No, the kind of person that does that isn't capable of the introspection needed to realize how bad he farked up. As the poster above said, he's lawful stupid.
 
2020-03-04 6:01:00 AM  
Well, if a Republican is forced to vote Democratic, they will choose the Republican one.
 
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