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(Twitter)   If you had "the weekend" as the amount of time it would take from Trump calling coronavirus a "hoax" to his unhinged followers harassing elected Democratic officials, step up and claim your bottle of hand sanitizer   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-03-02 6:03:34 PM  
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2020-03-02 6:07:34 PM  
Maybe Trump supporters should stop drinking the hand sanitizer.
 
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2020-03-02 6:31:13 PM  

cretinbob: Maybe Trump supporters should stop drinking the hand sanitizer.


Or take the cinnamon Coronavirus challenge by going to a Washington nursing home and licking the sickest elderly person they can find.
 
2020-03-02 6:50:05 PM  
I read the comments Ray.
 
2020-03-02 7:00:58 PM  

cretinbob: Maybe Trump supporters should stop drinking the hand sanitizer.


And start with the bleach.
 
2020-03-02 8:38:58 PM  
I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.
 
2020-03-02 11:09:45 PM  
In a fair world, that shiat would only infect morons.
 
2020-03-02 11:14:36 PM  

enry: I read the comments Ray.


farkkkkk
Why didn't I come here first?
I read the comments.
As I said, we can agree to disagree in how it was perceived.

And I had to stop reading.
 
2020-03-02 11:16:44 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.


"but that's inhumane"
So? They should be treated like they treat everyone else. I can't wait 7ntil they are complaining about there not being enough hospital bed in their rural shiatholes.
 
2020-03-03 12:45:42 AM  
Are they harassing Democrats because Trump told them the Democrats said coronavirus is a hoax, or because he told them Democratic criticism of his dismantling of the pandemic-response infrastructure is a hoax?  Because I've been infromed that it matters for some reason.
 
2020-03-03 1:59:23 AM  
Why those offices have phones at all baffles me. They should have a website where you can register your complaint or compliment and a staffer to deal with the incoming messages.
 
2020-03-03 2:05:58 AM  
Donnie doesn't value human life beyond his own.  Asking him to do his job ain't gonna do anything.  He must be removed.
 
2020-03-03 2:20:36 AM  
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2020-03-03 2:21:27 AM  
Clearly the Bernie Bros are behind this.
 
2020-03-03 2:22:13 AM  
So it's a hoax but the Democrats want millions to die.
 
2020-03-03 2:23:22 AM  
Obviously this is another democrat hoax to try and make daddy Trump look bad.
 
2020-03-03 2:24:17 AM  

Fart_Machine: So it's a hoax but the Democrats want millions to die.


Democrat Death Panels will decide who survives.
 
2020-03-03 2:25:29 AM  

namatad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

"but that's inhumane"
So? They should be treated like they treat everyone else. I can't wait 7ntil they are complaining about there not being enough hospital bed in their rural shiatholes.


Then they will proceed to blame Obamacare.
 
2020-03-03 2:26:19 AM  
The only thing I got from that twitter is that Eric once farted so everything else he's done is a lie and Sarah Palin with a gold fringed flag is coming for his job. And such and such as.
 
2020-03-03 2:26:45 AM  
Many fine people are saying that shiat tasting like shiat is just a democratic hoax to get you to buy food, rather than making your own.
 
2020-03-03 2:28:46 AM  

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Jfc this is our leader!? He makes me want to die. I probably will.
 
2020-03-03 2:28:48 AM  
Trump's just going to once again say that he wasn't talking about the viral outbreak, but about anyone talking about there being a viral outbreak.
 
2020-03-03 2:29:13 AM  
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2020-03-03 2:30:13 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.


Oh if it were possible for a virus like this to infect only conservatives and no one else I'd say f*ck a vaccine. They want a vaccine or cure, they can get their scientists to make one. Best case scenario is whatever they come up with is immediately fatal instead of them just dying from the illness.
 
2020-03-03 2:31:40 AM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

Oh if it were possible for a virus like this to infect only conservatives and no one else I'd say f*ck a vaccine. They want a vaccine or cure, they can get their scientists to make one. Best case scenario is whatever they come up with is immediately fatal instead of them just dying from the illness.


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2020-03-03 2:38:13 AM  

cretinbob: Maybe Trump supporters should stop drinking the hand sanitizer.


Maybe you picked the wrong week to stop drinking hand sanitizer.
 
2020-03-03 2:39:08 AM  
This must mean something huge is about to drop. I'm thinking by Friday or something
 
2020-03-03 2:39:16 AM  

Alphax: Donnie doesn't value human life beyond his own.  Asking him to do his job ain't gonna do anything.  He must be removed.


Why the House hasn't brought up more articles of impeachment is killing me. IMPEACH HIM AGAIN!! I don't care that it's too close to the election. Donnie and his cronies are a national security crisis. The House needs to open up more public hearings
 
2020-03-03 2:39:39 AM  

Purple_Urkle: The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

Oh if it were possible for a virus like this to infect only conservatives and no one else I'd say f*ck a vaccine. They want a vaccine or cure, they can get their scientists to make one. Best case scenario is whatever they come up with is immediately fatal instead of them just dying from the illness.

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I think this ends in a Star Trek episode...
 
2020-03-03 2:47:18 AM  

jbc: cretinbob: Maybe Trump supporters should stop drinking the hand sanitizer.

Or take the cinnamon Coronavirus challenge by going to a Washington nursing home and licking the sickest elderly person they can find.


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2020-03-03 2:47:25 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.


I thought of that, but then thought better of it. See, COVID-19 isn't actually all that deadly for people who aren't immunocompromised, and most Trumpers aren't that unhealthy. So they themselves would likely survive getting infected, but might kill their elderly and/or ill family members, some of whom might be innocent.
 
2020-03-03 2:49:50 AM  
It doesn't matter what normal people think. What matters is what the Trumpistanis think. And they think that the whole thing is a deep state media conspiracy to tank the markets and make the short-fingered vulgarian lose the election.
 
2020-03-03 2:50:02 AM  
"I'm not falling for the Democrat Corona virus hoax."

Fine. Go lick a few doorknobs.
 
2020-03-03 2:53:09 AM  

Mithiwithi: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

I thought of that, but then thought better of it. See, COVID-19 isn't actually all that deadly for people who aren't immunocompromised, and most Trumpers aren't that unhealthy. So they themselves would likely survive getting infected, but might kill their elderly and/or ill family members, some of whom might be innocent.


Omelet, eggs.
 
2020-03-03 3:03:45 AM  

kling_klang_bed: jbc: cretinbob: Maybe Trump supporters should stop drinking the hand sanitizer.

Or take the cinnamon Coronavirus challenge by going to a Washington nursing home and licking the sickest elderly person they can find.

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"Thanks, Obama"
 
2020-03-03 3:05:14 AM  

namatad: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

"but that's inhumane"
So? They should be treated like they treat everyone else. I can't wait 7ntil they are complaining about there not being enough hospital bed in their rural shiatholes.


Seriously.  F*ck humane.  The way they voted isn't humane, nor is the way they treat women, gays, animals, etc.  The way they think isn't humane.  So let's teach them a little compassion.  Nothing like first-hand experience to help that along.
 
2020-03-03 3:07:29 AM  
I'm ambivalent about trumpers not believing that there's some outbreak which could proportionally affect them a lot more than other voting groups.
 
2020-03-03 3:08:51 AM  
I've noticed that the typical baby rapers who worship trump have not spoken up recently.  I'm sure that random jism, shiat shovel and mr the street can pull themselves away from their typical cross burning, rape sessions to give us their "input."

"input" in their case - as all trump/putin mushroom nibblers/christians - is just another spew of lies.

One of these days real Christians are going to actually state that trump supporters are not Christians but just hateful, racist, lying, traitorous, baby raping filth.  Until then, they are all exactly the same - just like jesus.
 
2020-03-03 3:11:30 AM  

jerryskid: I've noticed that the typical baby rapers who worship trump have not spoken up recently.  I'm sure that random jism, shiat shovel and mr the street can pull themselves away from their typical cross burning, rape sessions to give us their "input."

"input" in their case - as all trump/putin mushroom nibblers/christians - is just another spew of lies.

One of these days real Christians are going to actually state that trump supporters are not Christians but just hateful, racist, lying, traitorous, baby raping filth.  Until then, they are all exactly the same - just like jesus.


Doubt it. Christians are not known for willingly standing up to their asshole authoritarian brothers and sisters like that. Maybe a few times in history, but the rest of the time they're happy to ignore it for the most part.
 
2020-03-03 3:11:33 AM  

vrax: Trump's just going to once again say that he wasn't talking about the viral outbreak, but about anyone talking about there being a viral outbreak.


It's a weird kind of mental gymnastics. "The virus is no biggie, but I shut down travel anyway. Then the Dems got mad at me for shutting down travel and now they want everyone to die just to make me look bad."

It's like, dude, either it's serious or it isn't. Pick one.
 
2020-03-03 3:15:39 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: "I'm not falling for the Democrat Corona virus hoax."

Fine. Go lick a few doorknobs.


This might finally be Pence's chance to break free and lick some knobs.
 
2020-03-03 3:18:17 AM  

VanillaEnvelope: Purple_Urkle: The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

Oh if it were possible for a virus like this to infect only conservatives and no one else I'd say f*ck a vaccine. They want a vaccine or cure, they can get their scientists to make one. Best case scenario is whatever they come up with is immediately fatal instead of them just dying from the illness.

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I think this ends in a Star Trek episode...


I hope it ends like a Star Gate SG-1 episode.
https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/PRIO​R​2_virus

C'mon Air Force, stop holding out on us, enlist the space aliens at Area 51 to make a cure.
 
2020-03-03 3:24:08 AM  

Smoking GNU: I'm ambivalent about trumpers not believing that there's some outbreak which could proportionally affect them a lot more than other voting groups.


Going from Leopards Ate My Face to Coronavirus Made My Black Lung Even Worse.
 
2020-03-03 3:28:58 AM  

Purple_Urkle: The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I actually hope all these people die. I don't feel sorry about that at all.

Oh if it were possible for a virus like this to infect only conservatives and no one else I'd say f*ck a vaccine. They want a vaccine or cure, they can get their scientists to make one. Best case scenario is whatever they come up with is immediately fatal instead of them just dying from the illness.

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The children are carriers!
 
2020-03-03 3:32:49 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: "I'm not falling for the Democrat Corona virus hoax."

Fine. Go lick a few doorknobs.


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2020-03-03 3:33:06 AM  
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2020-03-03 3:37:01 AM  

Fart_Machine: So it's a hoax but the Democrats want millions to die.


You can't fix stupid.
 
2020-03-03 3:47:22 AM  
shiat for brains leads to viral pneumonia for lungs. You can't explain that.
 
2020-03-03 3:48:33 AM  
"You must do better."

Ya know I think enough time has passed, and because he was impeached, that it's OK to use stronger language than that.
 
2020-03-03 4:22:08 AM  

edmo: In a fair world, that shiat would only infect morons.


In a fair world, willful ignance would be physically painful.

Ed Grubermann: Fart_Machine: So it's a hoax but the Democrats want millions to die.

You can't fix stupid.


Nor can any amount of plastic surgery fix Trump's other deficiencies, so he's hosed either way.
 
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