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2020-03-01 4:57:48 AM  
Given the bee shortage, we need more of those.
 
2020-03-01 7:29:14 AM  
I'm a beekeeper. My first house had been vacant for several years.  There was a large hive of German brown bees behind the siding. FREE BEES!
 
2020-03-01 7:30:41 AM  
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2020-03-01 7:33:54 AM  
Still pretty sweet.
 
2020-03-01 7:40:00 AM  
This viral marketing thing for the Candyman remake is getting out of hand.
 
2020-03-01 7:49:17 AM  
Part of me says to let the bees have the house.
 
2020-03-01 7:52:14 AM  
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Ceiling bees are watching you masturbate.
 
2020-03-01 7:57:38 AM  
We found out we had a hive in our house when they ate through the ceiling. Fun fact: Bees make a huge mess when free to roam around your bedroom--and likely any other room. I did learn a lot about bees from the beekeeper that came and got them, though. And it was amazing to me the number of bees that were packed into such a small space.
 
2020-03-01 8:08:35 AM  
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2020-03-01 8:11:00 AM  
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2020-03-01 8:11:08 AM  
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2020-03-01 8:18:56 AM  
I love free stuff as much as the next person but........
 
2020-03-01 8:37:09 AM  
Italian bees? Were the bees making marinara in addition to the money?
 
2020-03-01 8:44:49 AM  
Wouldn't mind bees being found in the ceiling. Bees are good for the environment and can be relocated.

Try dealing with wasps living somewhere in the walls. Four summer in a row, I had to deal with wasps inside my apartment. Not fun to be watching television, when all of a sudden I hear the telltale buzz and see a huge wasps slowly flying across the room.
 
2020-03-01 9:51:43 AM  

jimmyjackfunk: Italian bees? Were the bees making marinara in addition to the money?


Most honey bees in North America are Italian honey bees. I don't recall why, but that's the species most beekeepers raise.
 
2020-03-01 11:38:02 AM  

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Ceiling bees are watching you masturbate.


Joke's on them, I'm watching them pollinate.
 
2020-03-01 11:53:14 AM  
John would have approved
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2020-03-01 12:42:06 PM  
An 8-foot long beehive?  Okay, that's a little alarming by itself, but I'd be much more concerned about the size of the monster bee that made it!
 
2020-03-01 1:38:22 PM  

Algebrat: [Fark user image image 425x548]
Ceiling bees are watching you masturbate.


Neighbors just thought it was a Hitachi
 
2020-03-01 2:59:44 PM  

foo monkey: jimmyjackfunk: Italian bees? Were the bees making marinara in addition to the money?

Most honey bees in North America are Italian honey bees. I don't recall why, but that's the species most beekeepers raise.


I was trying to be snarky pre coffee this morning when I posted that. Now I know a bee fact I didn't know.
 
2020-03-01 3:08:08 PM  
Bees couldn't be saved?

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2020-03-01 7:01:06 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: foo monkey: jimmyjackfunk: Italian bees? Were the bees making marinara in addition to the money?

Most honey bees in North America are Italian honey bees. I don't recall why, but that's the species most beekeepers raise.

I was trying to be snarky pre coffee this morning when I posted that. Now I know a bee fact I didn't know.


I think it's because they're relatively docile and produce a lot of honey. People have had success with Africanized bees in areas where they are endemic. They're much heartier and don't suffer from colony collapse to the degree of Italian bees and make more honey. They're also aggressive, so there's that.
 
2020-03-01 10:43:15 PM  
What I gather from the headline is that Subby has never played poker.
 
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