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(Fox News)   John Bolton criticizes Trump's deal with the Taliban to end the war started by W. Bush as too "Obama-style". BINGO   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-02-29 2:43:20 PM  
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2020-02-29 2:47:29 PM  
Did Obama chicken out half way to Iran and recall the strike force? Did Obama retreat in a panic from Syria?

No, this is clearly a Trump style thing Mr Bolton.
 
2020-02-29 3:03:28 PM  
Except we never agreed to a deal that excluded the Afghan Govt, subcontracted our counter-terrorism efforts to the Taliban, released 5k Taliban prisoners in exchange for 7 days of reduced violence, and sold out Afghan women. A Republican named Trump did. https://t.co/NQCF6HztsX

- Susan Rice (@AmbassadorRice) February 29, 2020
 
2020-02-29 3:03:44 PM  
The Republican Party lost its farking mind when Obama released 5 decrepit Taliban guys to get US Army soldier Bowe Bergdahl back home. Now Trump cuts a deal to release 5000 Taliban prisoners. https://t.co/5aunK5TafE

- Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) February 29, 2020
 
2020-02-29 4:03:55 PM  
Obama wasn't a little biatch who would let out 5000 taliban prisoners.
 
2020-02-29 4:05:45 PM  
The Taliban is our new government. They won and we are now an Islamic theocracy.
 
2020-02-29 4:08:02 PM  
Trump is a seekrit moose lamb extremist who was educated in a Kenyan madrassa.

/apparently Kenya is a suburb of Moscow
 
2020-02-29 4:08:13 PM  

Catlenfell: The Taliban is our new government. They won and we are now an Islamic theocracy.


I wont post the pic, but .....
and the people bowed and prayed, to the orange gawd they made

/worst timeline/ dimension EVER
 
2020-02-29 4:11:18 PM  
Obama woulda never done something so maleficent

Trump did it because he has a reelection to win.
 
2020-02-29 4:12:25 PM  
Is the War Walrus trying to get Trump to tear up the peace agreement at the last minute?

/ probably
 
2020-02-29 4:12:40 PM  
I stand by my conspiracy theory that Donald J Trump is The Real Secret Muslim!

In the 1980s Trump was best friends with Iranian Arms dealer Adnan Kashoggi, uncle of murdered journalist Jamal Kashoggi, who knew the truth!

Hunter S Thompson mentioned that friendship in his book Generation of Swine on page 61.

Trump converted to Islam to get a better deal on a yacht from Adnan Kashoggi. Then the Muslim ban was designed to keep out others who know Trump's secret!

Trump accused Obama of doing what he did himself.
 
2020-02-29 4:14:52 PM  
 His opinion and a couple of bucks may get him a cup of coffee ..
 
2020-02-29 4:15:25 PM  
 Just wanted to point out that Trump, of all people, was initially hesitant to appoint Bolton on account of his mustache. IIRC he was worried that his appearance would lead to people not.taking him seriously. Yes, the man on the left is worried about appearances.

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2020-02-29 4:15:41 PM  

Purple_Urkle: I stand by my conspiracy theory that Donald J Trump is The Real Secret Muslim!

In the 1980s Trump was best friends with Iranian Arms dealer Adnan Kashoggi, uncle of murdered journalist Jamal Kashoggi, who knew the truth!

Hunter S Thompson mentioned that friendship in his book Generation of Swine on page 61.

Trump converted to Islam to get a better deal on a yacht from Adnan Kashoggi. Then the Muslim ban was designed to keep out others who know Trump's secret!

Trump accused Obama of doing what he did himself.


It's clear to me that trump is a secret brown person as well.
 
2020-02-29 4:16:52 PM  
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2020-02-29 4:18:43 PM  
O, o, o, o, o... Obama style

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2020-02-29 4:19:51 PM  
Bolton is unhappy because the deal harms his anti-Iran strategy.  Although the Taliban and the Iranian regime were never really good friends, the US withdrawal means that we will have no control over the Afghanistan-Iran border possibly making is harder to get sanctions enforced.
 
2020-02-29 4:19:58 PM  
Can you imagine the conservative OUTRAGE if Obama cut and run like tRUmp is doing with the Tsliban?
 
2020-02-29 4:20:23 PM  

iheartscotch: Is the War Walrus trying to get Trump to tear up the peace agreement at the last minute?

/ probably


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2020-02-29 4:21:03 PM  

Porkbelly: Purple_Urkle: I stand by my conspiracy theory that Donald J Trump is The Real Secret Muslim!

In the 1980s Trump was best friends with Iranian Arms dealer Adnan Kashoggi, uncle of murdered journalist Jamal Kashoggi, who knew the truth!

Hunter S Thompson mentioned that friendship in his book Generation of Swine on page 61.

Trump converted to Islam to get a better deal on a yacht from Adnan Kashoggi. Then the Muslim ban was designed to keep out others who know Trump's secret!

Trump accused Obama of doing what he did himself.

It's clear to me that trump is a secret brown person as well.


Trump embodies every mean thing racists adults said in front of me when they assumed I was too young to remember.

Lazy, always late, stupid, violent, probably hasn't had a bath, likes shiny things, all he does is sleep and eat.

Don't worry grandma, there's no Trumps at my school, I'll never marry a Trump man.
 
2020-02-29 4:22:56 PM  
There's never enough slaughter for John Bolton.

Just when I was starting to hate him less, he was good enough to remind me of how shiat a person he is.
 
2020-02-29 4:24:07 PM  

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The Flim Flam Führer doesn't know that he's schitt. He has failed upwards all the way to the White House, he believes he's God Almighty and anyone who tells him otherwise is the Deep State.
 
2020-02-29 4:28:36 PM  
I mean, Bolton is coming at him with an Obama statement on purpose since it gets under Trump's skin in a very predictable way.

Let Them Fight HD
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2020-02-29 4:30:08 PM  
More like Yatzee
 
2020-02-29 4:30:32 PM  
I like it how someone who has nothing to loose suddenly speaks truth to power. He may not be right as pointed out, but he's at least giving a ducking fly for what trump thinks about him.
 
2020-02-29 4:35:09 PM  
Until John farking Bolton sits down under oath and spills his guts, with cross-examination from adversarial prosecutors, he can eat my ass.
 
2020-02-29 4:35:41 PM  
Bolton is right that Trump farked up and wrong that it's Obama-like. But Bolton understands that the way to truly undercut a Republican is accusing them of acting like a Democrat.
 
2020-02-29 4:35:51 PM  
I'd enjoy that, save money on toilet paper.
 
2020-02-29 4:41:00 PM  
There's a fourteen month timetable for withdrawal, so the Taliban won't launch their final offensive until after the election. That's not Obama style, it's Nixon style.
 
2020-02-29 4:43:49 PM  
Republicans are the kind of people who'd light your house on fire, then completely flatten the neighborhood by dropping water from an airtanker, and get upset when you don't thank them for extinguishing the fire they set.
 
2020-02-29 4:45:17 PM  

Aquapope: I'd enjoy that, save money on toilet paper.


And the mustache would then have a utilitarian, rather than purely ornamental purpose.
 
2020-02-29 4:50:24 PM  

ivan: Aquapope: I'd enjoy that, save money on toilet paper.

And the mustache would then have a utilitarian, rather than purely ornamental purpose.


And the occasional wet far can be considered a "Nutriceutical Treatment" unregulated by the FDA, so he'd like that, being all libertarian and such as.
 
2020-02-29 5:06:29 PM  
The peace deal with the Taliban is Fake NewsTM

I know because Trump told me that we don't negotiate with terrorists.
 
2020-02-29 5:13:48 PM  
Old Cut'n'Run Trump?  Cadet Bonespurs acting cowardly?

What a surprise, no one could have foreseen this, etc, etc.
 
2020-02-29 5:14:26 PM  
that will go over well.

let the bastards fight.
 
2020-02-29 5:15:24 PM  
Found on Twitter:

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2020-02-29 5:19:39 PM  
Bolton: What?! End a war?! Are you insane?! War is everything! War is the point! War is its own reward!
 
2020-02-29 5:54:54 PM  
I loathe trump. But I can't think of a better outcome. There were lots of terrible outcomes, including fighting for another 18 years.
 
2020-02-29 5:56:20 PM  
Hmm. He whines like a pissy little snowflake, why doesn't he cry and fark off like one?

Obama style would be silently ignoring al Quaeda calling him names and trying to incite the U.S. to violence and not reacting then quietly and effectively putting a bullet into Osama bin Laden.
 
2020-02-29 6:02:20 PM  
WTF happened to free republic? I just spent 20 minutes over there and most comments made sense !
It is the end times,lol
 
2020-02-29 6:10:48 PM  
Bolton's passed up too many opportunities to demonstrate that he's a patriot (albeit one that I disagree with greatly) who genuinely cares about the Constitution he's sworn to uphold many times and our national security for me to give a flying fark what he has to say about Trump or anything else for that matter.

He had his chance to do something about the dangerous idiot in the WH and he decided to play games and pump up book sales instead.  He can go fark himself with a howitizer.
 
2020-02-29 6:13:35 PM  
If war was a penis, Bolton would be gay for it.

Find the lie.
 
2020-02-29 6:16:57 PM  

stan unusual: Bolton's passed up too many opportunities to demonstrate that he's a patriot (albeit one that I disagree with greatly) who genuinely cares about the Constitution he's sworn to uphold many times and our national security for me to give a flying fark what he has to say about Trump or anything else for that matter.

He had his chance to do something about the dangerous idiot in the WH and he decided to play games and pump up book sales instead.  He can go fark himself with a howitizer.


Exactly.  If he really has the info he claims to have and sell books with, and he genuinely cares about America as he says, he should have coughed it up a year ago.  He's just a Trump stooge promising and holding onto info to tease the MSM liberal media (I kid).
 
2020-02-29 6:32:22 PM  
Bolton has terrible ideas about foreign policy. But Trump is a flat out idiot. I already started drinking so I'm not going to sort this out but I'm sure the truth is whatever makes both of them wrong.
 
2020-02-29 6:39:28 PM  
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2020-02-29 6:45:17 PM  

Bear151556: WTF happened to free republic? I just spent 20 minutes over there and most comments made sense !
It is the end times,lol


I forgot that site even existed.
 
2020-02-29 6:48:48 PM  

dickfreckle: Just wanted to point out that Trump, of all people, was initially hesitant to appoint Bolton on account of his mustache. IIRC he was worried that his appearance would lead to people not.taking him seriously. Yes, the man on the left is worried about appearances.

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I never noticed that his nose is crooked. Wonder if it was like that before he candied it for the past 40+ years....
 
2020-02-29 6:50:06 PM  
Bolton can suck my OIF vet dick for, let's say, 15 months, although I'll initially tell him it's no more than 12 and when he's just about to finish sucking it, I'll show him a clip of CNN where he discovers he just got extended for 3 months

/I may have some personal hostility here
//And trump can eat my ass.
 
2020-02-29 6:55:59 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: Bolton can suck my OIF vet dick for, let's say, 15 months, although I'll initially tell him it's no more than 12 and when he's just about to finish sucking it, I'll show him a clip of CNN where he discovers he just got extended for 3 months

/I may have some personal hostility here
//And trump can eat my ass.


For real.  And after you, the both of them can move on to myself and the rest of the 505th.
 
2020-02-29 6:58:58 PM  

mattj1984: I loathe trump. But I can't think of a better outcome. There were lots of terrible outcomes, including fighting for another 18 years.


We are not leaving, nothing is over, and do not allow yourself to be lied to.
This is not any sort of "outcome".
 
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