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(The Hill)   Donny's got the Wufluachoo. Just a little sniffle   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-02-26 9:55:52 PM  
He wears Kleenex boxes on his feet, too
 
2020-02-26 10:07:32 PM  
Oh, please, sweet baby Jeebus in heaven, please let him get coronavirus. We'll call it the Orange Flu.
 
2020-02-27 1:11:38 AM  
India will probably start a war with us now claiming Trump brought COVID-19 into their country.
 
2020-02-27 1:51:14 AM  
'I try to bail out as much as possible'
 
2020-02-27 2:33:41 AM  
*SNIFFFFFFFFF*
 
2020-02-27 2:53:25 AM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: 'I try to bail out as much as possible'


Yeah, no kidding.
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2020-02-27 3:14:31 AM  
Oh sure, right, a "germphobe" who is also such a whore he compared avoiding STDs to avoiding getting shot in Vietnam.

Whatever you say, Jan.
 
2020-02-27 3:18:58 AM  

erik-k: Oh sure, right, a "germphobe" who is also such a whore he compared avoiding STDs to avoiding getting shot in Vietnam.

Whatever you say, Jan.


And rawdogs porn stars...
 
2020-02-27 3:19:42 AM  
I'll give half a shiat when Trump shakes hands with an ER patient like my wife will have to. You know, since she's an ER nurse and all.

I'd cough that virus in his face, given half a chance.
 
2020-02-27 3:23:01 AM  
It might make him have to deal with the consequences here.

As healthcare workers hate his ass for cutting funding, and demanding they take loans to pay for the same services they could administer on themselves.
 
2020-02-27 3:24:08 AM  
That idiot making up stories about some allegedly sick guy coming up to hug and kiss on him.  Unless it's Blanche or Moscow Mitch, idiot boy wouldn't have anyone coming near him.
 
2020-02-27 3:25:18 AM  

DogParkSniper: I'll give half a shiat when Trump shakes hands with an ER patient like my wife will have to. You know, since she's an ER nurse and all.

I'd cough that virus in his face, given half a chance.


There was an article about what Dems could do to get Donny and Pence out of the Whitehouse if they lost. For Donny we now have the answer. Just have a bunch of people chase him while pretending to sneeze and sniffle and try to hug him. For Pence, wait till Trump's out, then bring in a whole bunch of ridiculously gorgeous women and have them all try to get Pence alone. He'll go running off to Mother in no time! Easy Peasy.
 
2020-02-27 3:25:35 AM  
And that's before the hospitalization. fark these people, with a big rubber dick, before someone breaks it off and beats them to death with the other half of it.
 
2020-02-27 3:27:42 AM  
I'm an atheist but I'm praying that if it has to come here, an outbreak starts at a trump rally. Nothing would eat him up more than having to cancel his stupid rallies in an election year, or better yet people stop coming and he has to stare at empty seats.
 
2020-02-27 3:28:03 AM  

Grumpy Beast: DogParkSniper: I'll give half a shiat when Trump shakes hands with an ER patient like my wife will have to. You know, since she's an ER nurse and all.

I'd cough that virus in his face, given half a chance.

There was an article about what Dems could do to get Donny and Pence out of the Whitehouse if they lost. For Donny we now have the answer. Just have a bunch of people chase him while pretending to sneeze and sniffle and try to hug him. For Pence, wait till Trump's out, then bring in a whole bunch of ridiculously gorgeous women and have them all try to get Pence alone. He'll go running off to Mother in no time! Easy Peasy.


You got everything right except for the assumption of which beautiful people of which gender would make Pence most distraught.
 
2020-02-27 3:28:34 AM  

Grumpy Beast: DogParkSniper: I'll give half a shiat when Trump shakes hands with an ER patient like my wife will have to. You know, since she's an ER nurse and all.

I'd cough that virus in his face, given half a chance.

There was an article about what Dems could do to get Donny and Pence out of the Whitehouse if they lost. For Donny we now have the answer. Just have a bunch of people chase him while pretending to sneeze and sniffle and try to hug him. For Pence, wait till Trump's out, then bring in a whole bunch of ridiculously gorgeous women and have them all try to get Pence alone. He'll go running off to Mother in no time! Easy Peasy.


But by the time they succumb, it'll be too late for a lot of people.

Pence would just be a matter of locking him in a room with a girl. He'd break his own neck trying to claw his way out.
 
2020-02-27 3:30:31 AM  
> "I had a man come up to me a week ago. I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Fine. Fine,'" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'No.' He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me. So I say excuse me and go wash my hands.

... yeah, that farking happened.

uh-huh.

More like Donnie touched someone that wasn't a family member, then had to go wash his hands for fear of becoming a person.
 
2020-02-27 3:35:46 AM  

helloyesthisisdog: I'm an atheist but I'm praying that if it has to come here, an outbreak starts at a trump rally. Nothing would eat him up more than having to cancel his stupid rallies in an election year, or better yet people stop coming and he has to stare at empty seats.


Hey, another praying atheist.

I pray to Joe Pesci. You?
 
2020-02-27 3:39:15 AM  

ekdikeo4: > "I had a man come up to me a week ago. I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Fine. Fine,'" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'No.' He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me. So I say excuse me and go wash my hands.

... yeah, that farking happened.

uh-huh.

More like Donnie touched someone that wasn't a family member, then had to go wash his hands for fear of becoming a person.


So it's extra creepy when he walks out with Melania and sniffs his fingers.

Even before this day and age of coronavirus, that calls for gallons of hand sanitizer.
 
2020-02-27 3:42:31 AM  

mrparks: helloyesthisisdog: I'm an atheist but I'm praying that if it has to come here, an outbreak starts at a trump rally. Nothing would eat him up more than having to cancel his stupid rallies in an election year, or better yet people stop coming and he has to stare at empty seats.

Hey, another praying atheist.

I pray to Joe Pesci. You?


You know I've never actually thought about it. I just kinda of say "hey universe, this guy needs a paddlin'"
 
2020-02-27 3:53:42 AM  
I like the lie about the dude with the fever who kept hugging and kissing him. He is so desperate for real human contact.
 
2020-02-27 3:54:00 AM  
Over the course of his presidency, Obama's hair gradually became entirely gray.

I swear Trump looks more and more orange with every passing day.
 
2020-02-27 3:54:55 AM  
I'm now picturing Trump hiding in the White House emergency bunker.
Some good might come from this pandemic after al .
 
2020-02-27 4:01:43 AM  

Program User: erik-k: Oh sure, right, a "germphobe" who is also such a whore he compared avoiding STDs to avoiding getting shot in Vietnam.

Whatever you say, Jan.

And rawdogs porn stars...


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2020-02-27 4:07:25 AM  

Catlenfell: I'm now picturing Trump hiding in the White House emergency bunker.
Some good might come from this pandemic after al .


Only if he drops his phone in the toilet.
 
2020-02-27 4:14:34 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: SoundOfOneHandWanking: 'I try to bail out as much as possible'

Yeah, no kidding.
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I don't know the backstory here, but I'm guessing someone gave him the umbrella and after he used it he simply casually discarded it because he had no further need for it and it never occurred to him to return it to its owner.
 
2020-02-27 4:23:24 AM  

Masakyst: I like the lie about the dude with the fever who kept hugging and kissing him. He is so desperate for real human contact.


From the description, I'm guessing the "dude" was Giuliani. The desperation remains though.
 
2020-02-27 4:26:46 AM  
What if people suddenly started becoming allergic to him, and as soon as they saw him coming they started sneezing and itching? Perhaps it could be that easy to get him to stay away from anyone or anything important. They could be assigned dedicated snifflers scattered throughout the halls of power, shadowing people or hanging around places he isn't supposed to go.
 
2020-02-27 4:36:46 AM  

sheilanagig: What if people suddenly started becoming allergic to him, and as soon as they saw him coming they started sneezing and itching? Perhaps it could be that easy to get him to stay away from anyone or anything important. They could be assigned dedicated snifflers scattered throughout the halls of power, shadowing people or hanging around places he isn't supposed to go.


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2020-02-27 4:47:46 AM  
No way he said necessarily. Too many syllables.
 
2020-02-27 4:53:01 AM  
With Trump, germaphobe is shorthand for hates the poors and minorities.
 
2020-02-27 4:56:59 AM  

ekdikeo4: > "I had a man come up to me a week ago. I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Fine. Fine,'" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'No.' He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me. So I say excuse me and go wash my hands.

... yeah, that farking happened.

uh-huh.

More like Donnie touched someone that wasn't a family member, then had to go wash his hands for fear of becoming a person.


It was Jared.
 
2020-02-27 5:01:00 AM  

sevente: ekdikeo4: > "I had a man come up to me a week ago. I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Fine. Fine,'" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'No.' He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me. So I say excuse me and go wash my hands.

... yeah, that farking happened.

uh-huh.

More like Donnie touched someone that wasn't a family member, then had to go wash his hands for fear of becoming a person.

It was Jared.


Don't be silly, he would never touch Jared. He's a Jew, he only handles Trump's money.
 
2020-02-27 5:14:11 AM  

helloyesthisisdog: I'm an atheist but I'm praying that if it has to come here, an outbreak starts at a trump rally. Nothing would eat him up more than having to cancel his stupid rallies in an election year, or better yet people stop coming and he has to stare at empty seats.


Or better yet, covid wipes out 90% of white, old ass inbred red state trump voters leaving an electorate of young, healthy, progressive, mixed race superior people, ushering in a wonderful new era for America.

/Oh well. A girl can dream.
//not actually a girl, don't bother clicking the profile
///slashies always come in 3s
 
2020-02-27 5:26:51 AM  
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2020-02-27 5:47:22 AM  
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Perhaps there wouldn't be panicking if the US had a robust universal health system, free to all, envy of the world that could handle anything nature or terrorism throws at it.

But Republicans and some Democrats would rather Americans just die instead, so now the stock market is panicking.

Trump is not immune to disease.
Neither is the stock market.
 
2020-02-27 5:58:26 AM  

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Perhaps there wouldn't be panicking if the US had a robust universal health system, free to all, envy of the world that could handle anything nature or terrorism throws at it.

But Republicans and some Democrats would rather Americans just die instead, so now the stock market is panicking.

Trump is not immune to disease.
Neither is the stock market.


As someone who never had health insurance until Mitt forced me to get it (and for which I am extremely grateful), I didn't used to seek medical attention until someone had to carry me into the Emergency Department.  This is  a pretty common sentiment among Americans, I suspect, and will give a boost to what seems like a sneaky disease with a long, contagious, incubation period.
 
2020-02-27 5:59:17 AM  
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2020-02-27 6:10:58 AM  
He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me.

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Had no idea Donald "putts from the rough."
 
2020-02-27 6:15:03 AM  

cherryl taggart: That idiot making up stories about some allegedly sick guy coming up to hug and kiss on him.


No, it definitely happened. Here's how you can tell. When Donny makes up stories, the people in those stories always call him "Sir." Thus,

"I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Sir, I'm Fine. '" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'Sir, no I'm not.' He says, 'Sir, I have the worst fever and the worst flu,'"

Would be a made-up story. There are no "Sir"s in the actual quote, so it's probably true.
 
2020-02-27 6:29:48 AM  
Nah, this is Donnie we're talking about. It's the ol' booger sugar.
 
2020-02-27 6:34:04 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: cherryl taggart: That idiot making up stories about some allegedly sick guy coming up to hug and kiss on him.

No, it definitely happened. Here's how you can tell. When Donny makes up stories, the people in those stories always call him "Sir." Thus,

"I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Sir, I'm Fine. '" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'Sir, no I'm not.' He says, 'Sir, I have the worst fever and the worst flu,'"

Would be a made-up story. There are no "Sir"s in the actual quote, so it's probably true.


Wasn't one of his deputies visibly coughing and sweating during a press conference this week?  Monday or Tuesday maybe?

It was that guy.
 
2020-02-27 6:35:16 AM  
Also, I am The Walrus.
 
2020-02-27 6:54:58 AM  
Those of you who are praying for the Toddler-in-Chief to get the flu have never dealt with a sick toddler. 

You guys don't know what you're wishing for. . .
 
2020-02-27 7:06:05 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Farking Clown Shoes: SoundOfOneHandWanking: 'I try to bail out as much as possible'

Yeah, no kidding.
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I don't know the backstory here, but I'm guessing someone gave him the umbrella and after he used it he simply casually discarded it because he had no further need for it and it never occurred to him to return it to its owner.


It's clearly not his umbrella, and he doesn't know how to close it. He would rather leave it opened and  rolling on the ground than be caught trying to close it and (somehow) failing.
 
2020-02-27 7:15:00 AM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: 'I try to bail out as much as possible'


Too bad he didn't focus his energy on pulling out.
 
2020-02-27 7:18:59 AM  
" 'Are you well?' He says, 'No.' He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me."

Find this man....give him a medal.
 
2020-02-27 7:32:46 AM  
jesus, that is one orange motherfarker.
 
2020-02-27 7:32:58 AM  
Donnie has no immunity to most common colds. Interesting
 
2020-02-27 7:37:08 AM  

mdemon81: sevente: ekdikeo4: > "I had a man come up to me a week ago. I hadn't seen him in a long time, and I said, 'How are you doing?' He said, 'Fine. Fine,'" Trump said, recounting the story. "He hugs me. I say, 'Are you well?' He says, 'No.' He says, 'I have the worst fever and the worst flu,' and he's hugging me, kissing me. So I say excuse me and go wash my hands.

... yeah, that farking happened.

uh-huh.

More like Donnie touched someone that wasn't a family member, then had to go wash his hands for fear of becoming a person.

It was Jared.

Don't be silly, he would never touch Jared. He's a Jew, he only handles Trump's money.


Is... Is that what Trump calls Ivanka's breasts? His "money?"
 
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