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(Rasmussen Reports)   Americans want to see all the old geezers that are POTUS candidates medical records. Good luck with wrestling those out of their almost dead hands   (rasmussenreports.com) divider line
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2020-02-26 5:47:48 AM  
Subby, it's not as if we know what truth about Trump's health.
 
2020-02-26 8:07:02 AM  
We've seen Trump's health "records".  And his "doctors".  It's quite enough, thank you.
 
2020-02-26 8:58:42 AM  
It is moot unless Trump releases his, and he never will, when he said he would that was another lie. Releasing all of anyone's records could be embarrassing, every hemorrhoid and viagra prescription up for ridicule.
 
2020-02-26 9:15:57 AM  
Not sold on the "Republicans were fine with X therefore we should be fine with X" argument.
 
2020-02-26 9:26:08 AM  

KarmicDisaster: It is moot unless Trump releases his, and he never will, when he said he would that was another lie. Releasing all of anyone's records could be embarrassing, every hemorrhoid and viagra prescription up for ridicule.


And don't even get started on the "wandering bladder" syndrome...
 
2020-02-26 10:21:34 AM  
I was in favor of releasing medical records, until Bernie was opposed to it.  I feel strongly about this.
 
2020-02-26 10:23:27 AM  
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I don't believe anyone ever really wanted to see this... I tell ya whut.
 
2020-02-26 10:25:48 AM  
We have no realistic chance of hearing the truth about Trump's mental and physical health unless and until he OD's on whatever shiat he's on and he has a heart attack or stroke that either kills him or leaves him so weak Pence has to take over till January 2021.

And even then, Trump's pals in Moscow will get the word out that the Jews assassinated him (or tried to) to make ways for Bernie or Mike.

I'm good, thanks.
 
2020-02-26 10:25:48 AM  

KarmicDisaster: It is moot unless Trump releases his, and he never will, when he said he would that was another lie. Releasing all of anyone's records could be embarrassing, every hemorrhoid and viagra prescription up for ridicule.


Right. There's almost no advantage to any of them other than the youngest to release their records when they know Trump is going to put out a bullshiatt version of his. All they'll do is hand over attack material, and on top of that the RW will almost certainly claim they're not releasing the full record and rage on about what are they hiding.
 
2020-02-26 10:25:55 AM  
Nope.  After Trump suffered no consequences for not following the rules, no one else is under any obligation to do the same.  Sorry.
 
2020-02-26 10:26:18 AM  
Rasmussen?

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2020-02-26 10:27:17 AM  
I don't remember these kinds of articles anywhere but FoxNews in 2016.
 
2020-02-26 10:27:56 AM  
trump first, you putin loving polling f*cks!
 
2020-02-26 10:27:58 AM  
OH, SO NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE RASMUSSEN SERIOUSLY?
Fuq y'all ya'll
 
2020-02-26 10:27:58 AM  
In other news, there is a new position at the White House for a good photoshopper.
 
2020-02-26 10:30:12 AM  
Oh look.  The latest push poll from Rasmussen.
 
2020-02-26 10:31:41 AM  
Every Democrat running for president at the moment has released health records that are more trustworthy than the president's "health records". And yes, that includes all of the candidates who have released absolutely nothing at all.
 
2020-02-26 10:31:42 AM  
Americans want to see Rasmussen, and everyone who submits them, stick an everclear and psilocybin tea soaked tampon up their asses and attempt the ultimate ninja course for 5 hours.
 
2020-02-26 10:32:27 AM  
To be fair I'd be more on board with voting for Bloomberg if I knew he wouldn't finish his first term. Of course this is before he picks Romney or Flake as his VP..
 
2020-02-26 10:32:45 AM  
Is bad health an impeachable offense, yet?
 
2020-02-26 10:33:08 AM  
#1 It's Rasmussen, so health records are probably the last thing people want.

#2 Bernie is not releasing a very key number (left ventricular ejection fraction) that would allow cardiologists everywhere to instantly know how good his heart is after his heart attack. It's not good that he's not releasing it, and a growing number of cardiologists are asking for it.
 
2020-02-26 10:34:02 AM  
I believe Rasmussen as much as I believe Trump.  Liars are gonna lie.
 
2020-02-26 10:35:09 AM  

Great_Milenko: Nope.  After Trump suffered no consequences for not following the rules, no one else is under any obligation to do the same.  Sorry.


That's a child's rationale, and largely how we've ended up with a government full of children.
 
2020-02-26 10:36:29 AM  
Frame by frame analysis of a candidate's bowel endoscopy is what America really craves.   None of this physicians summary / test results crap
 
2020-02-26 10:39:57 AM  
There's one candidate who's lean, fit and only in his 30s. Just sayin'.
 
2020-02-26 10:41:25 AM  
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2020-02-26 10:41:44 AM  

GoldSpider: Great_Milenko: Nope.  After Trump suffered no consequences for not following the rules, no one else is under any obligation to do the same.  Sorry.

That's a child's rationale, and largely how we've ended up with a government full of children.


What's the alternative? Asymmetric warfare always gives benefits to the people who break norms and punishes the people who hold to those norms.
 
2020-02-26 10:43:13 AM  

growinthings: Subby, it's not as if we know what truth about Trump's health.


Dementia is nonpartisan
 
2020-02-26 10:43:33 AM  
If Bernie picks a good VP, what do I care? We just have to keep the Senate in mind as well.
 
2020-02-26 10:43:55 AM  
I don't really care. If Bernie ousts Trump and dies a few weeks later that's still putting America on an upward trajectory.
 
2020-02-26 10:46:32 AM  

odinsposse: I don't really care. If Bernie ousts Trump and dies a few weeks later that's still putting America on an upward trajectory.


To be fair even electing his corpse would still put us on that upward trajectory
 
2020-02-26 10:46:52 AM  
I think most, if not all, of the Democratic candidates have released their medical records.

Here's a story about Biden's, for example: https://www.beckershospitalr​eview.com/​hospital-management-administration/joe​-biden-releases-health-records.html

I think there was some talk about how Bernie's records were incomplete somehow.  Maybe not releasing follow ups after his heart attack?  Dunno.
 
2020-02-26 10:47:27 AM  

GoldSpider: Great_Milenko: Nope.  After Trump suffered no consequences for not following the rules, no one else is under any obligation to do the same.  Sorry.

That's a child's rationale, and largely how we've ended up with a government full of children.


say a presumed adult who's using a child's rationale largely to work hard to elect a GOP dominated gub'mint full of recidivist children  who happen to be adults.
 
2020-02-26 10:48:57 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: We've seen Trump's health "records".  And his "doctors".  It's quite enough, thank you.



Trumpers "bone spurs" in the 60's Vietnam war were interesting.
 
2020-02-26 10:49:13 AM  
According to Trump's "medical records"...
Trump is the same height + weight as Colin Kaepernick.

//I'm gonna need to see a video of Melania's gynecological exam
 
2020-02-26 10:49:39 AM  

lilbjorn: Oh look.  The latest push poll from Rasmussen.



yep

lots of Money behind those Actors.
 
2020-02-26 10:49:57 AM  
Things will only start to improve when you stop equating age with wisdom.
 
2020-02-26 10:50:19 AM  
Oh no, they might get sick and die. If only we had a solution where another person could immediately take over decision making.
 
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2020-02-26 10:50:27 AM  
since the democratic front runner just had a serious heart attack at nearly 80 years of age, it baffles me that so many people are so hostile to just asking to see the records. If Sanders has another heart attack in October, we are so beyond farked but they won't tell us a farking thing. What the fark is wrong with people that they don't care about this shiat?
 
2020-02-26 10:50:59 AM  
Says this guy who looks ten years older than he really is.
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2020-02-26 10:58:39 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Says this guy who looks ten years older than he really is.[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x982]


He's 55 yrs old in this pic
 
2020-02-26 11:03:15 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: If Bernie picks a good VP, what do I care?


I wish that wasn't an *if*, but with Bernie's go-it-alone "I'm not a Democrat" in the Senate, it is an *if*.  Although if he goes too far (Tulsi Gabbard has been one of his bigger backers over the last decade), well, more Trump I guess.
 
2020-02-26 11:10:38 AM  
Rasmussen could report that rain is wet and I'd still tell them to fark off.
 
2020-02-26 11:26:04 AM  

FnkyTwn: #2 Bernie is not releasing a very key number (left ventricular ejection fraction) that would allow cardiologists everywhere to instantly know how good his heart is after his heart attack. It's not good that he's not releasing it, and a growing number of cardiologists are asking for it.


https://slate.com/technology/2020/02/​b​ernie-sanders-heart-attack-health-risk​-profile-campaign.html

Per the doctor author, Bernie has released more information than any other candidate, which isn't saying much. A normal ejection fraction is 65%, I would guess that Bernie's has not been released because it's diminished.
 
2020-02-26 11:39:57 AM  

Serious Black: What's the alternative?


Hold them accountable.  It's harder to do, but it's better than becoming that which you're fighting just because it's more important to you to win the fight.

Serious Black: Asymmetric warfare always gives benefits to the people who break norms and punishes the people who hold to those norms.


That sounds like an argument one would use for abandoning the Geneva Conventions.
 
2020-02-26 12:32:12 PM  

GoldSpider: Serious Black: What's the alternative?

Hold them accountable.


That sounds like an argument one would use for supporting assassination of the president.
 
2020-02-26 12:33:30 PM  
Ra-Ra-Rassmussen
Lover of red coll-u-sion
They want to know if Bernie is strong
 
2020-02-26 1:38:16 PM  
Bernie should release all records relating to his heart attack ASAP.
 
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