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(The Hill)   Trump says he wants 'no help from any country' in 2020 election. (Unless it's dirt on Bernie or Biden...wink wink)   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-02-25 9:18:29 AM  
He may not want it, but he sure does need it.
 
2020-02-25 9:23:48 AM  
That's what he says today. That's not what he said yesterday or will say tomorrow. He not only wants foreign help, he thinks he's perfectly entitled to it.
 
2020-02-25 9:27:39 AM  
'Trump says'.. stop right there.  Nothing that comes after that matters.
 
2020-02-25 9:32:56 AM  
Barn door, dear.

Barn door.
 
2020-02-25 9:38:30 AM  
Phrasing!
 
2020-02-25 9:40:03 AM  
JULY 2016"I will tell you this, Russia: If you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing."

Donald Trump 'encourages Russia to hack Clinton emails' BBC News
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2020-02-25 9:42:49 AM  
Including America.
 
2020-02-25 9:51:48 AM  
So, isn't it odd that a presidential candidate has to say that - y'know, given that receiving help from other countries is FARKING ILLEGAL?!

He might as well have started that whole thing with "OK, now, this time..."
 
2020-02-25 9:51:53 AM  
Putin is technically not a country.
 
2020-02-25 9:52:53 AM  
Weren't they supposed to blame the stock crash on Bernie winning Nevada? Boy they're really slipping.
 
2020-02-25 9:53:37 AM  
He literally asked multiple countries for help, on television. In two elections.

Oh and that whole Ukraine thing, which is undisputed fact. Why is this a thread.
 
2020-02-25 9:53:51 AM  
Can add that lie to the mountain he's already told.
 
2020-02-25 9:55:17 AM  
They don't need new dirt on Bernie, there is already more than anyone could use in the public domain.
 
2020-02-25 9:56:35 AM  
Trump said he doesn't want any help winning the election from other countries, but if say you wanted to help and you had any dirt on his opponents, maybe talk to Rudy and there might be something nice in it for you. If you don't, well all I'm saying is I hope nothing bad happens to you. Not saying anything bad would happen, just you know. Bad things happen sometimes. Especially to those that don't help their friends.
 
2020-02-25 9:57:22 AM  
ask him again. go ahead. he talks on both sides of everything. always... the rambling never ends. he'll say the opposite if you just let him go long enough.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRGGGHHHHHH
 
2020-02-25 9:57:26 AM  
Sounds like he learned his lesson.
 
2020-02-25 9:58:39 AM  

Charletron: He literally asked multiple countries for help, on television. In two elections.
Oh and that whole Ukraine thing, which is undisputed fact.


Remember when facts mattered?   Republicans don't.
 
2020-02-25 9:59:22 AM  
We have already established that it is not illegal when a Republican does it.
 
2020-02-25 9:59:49 AM  
That means he's seeking help from any and every foreign country willing to help him.
 
2020-02-25 9:59:50 AM  
Nearly two thirds of voters think President Trump will be re-elected.

If anybody needs outside help, it's the clown car of Democrats struggling in the run against him
 
2020-02-25 10:00:26 AM  
In stochastic Trump-speak, "I don't want any help" translates roughly as: "any all help from any and all places, please"
 
2020-02-25 10:00:45 AM  
I like how Trump thinks it's his call.  Hey Trump, Putin will try to help you win if it's in his interests, he doesn't care what you want or don't want.
 
2020-02-25 10:01:40 AM  
Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!
 
2020-02-25 10:02:17 AM  

Sumo Surfer: Nearly two thirds of voters think President Trump will be re-elected.

If anybody needs outside help, it's the clown car of Democrats struggling in the run against him


That would be 65%+ of all registered American voters. Do you have a verifiable piece of information that validates that assertion?
 
2020-02-25 10:04:43 AM  

KarmicDisaster: They don't need new dirt on Bernie, there is already more than anyone could use in the public domain.


Information on his policies, his tax returns, his active participation in The Civil Rights Movement, his speeches....it all there - it doesn't equal "dirt".
 
2020-02-25 10:05:07 AM  
Given that every word out of his mouth is a lie . . .
 
2020-02-25 10:09:11 AM  

RasIanI: KarmicDisaster: They don't need new dirt on Bernie, there is already more than anyone could use in the public domain.

Information on his policies, his tax returns, his active participation in The Civil Rights Movement, his speeches....it all there - it doesn't equal "dirt".


DIstilled into a 30 second spot on FOX with Bernie singing the Soviet anthem or loving on Castro or writing about rape; it's gonna look like dirt to Trumpers.
 
2020-02-25 10:09:30 AM  
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2020-02-25 10:10:08 AM  

Sumo Surfer: Nearly two thirds of voters think President Trump will be re-elected.


And?
 
2020-02-25 10:10:11 AM  
Translation: I want all the help I can get, up to and including fixing the election so that I am guaranteed a win, but I want everyone to say that I won fair and square.
 
2020-02-25 10:11:51 AM  
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Sure, sure. We got ya boss. "No" help. Right.
 
2020-02-25 10:11:55 AM  

RasIanI: Sumo Surfer: Nearly two thirds of voters think President Trump will be re-elected.

If anybody needs outside help, it's the clown car of Democrats struggling in the run against him

That would be 65%+ of all registered American voters. Do you have a verifiable piece of information that validates that assertion?


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2020-02-25 10:12:16 AM  
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2020-02-25 10:12:38 AM  

RasIanI: Sumo Surfer: Nearly two thirds of voters think President Trump will be re-elected.

If anybody needs outside help, it's the clown car of Democrats struggling in the run against him

That would be 65%+ of all registered American voters. Do you have a verifiable piece of information that validates that assertion?


A University of Rectal Based Assertions study?
/The fighting B-Holes
 
2020-02-25 10:13:01 AM  

wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!


One of these days you'll look back on your constant usage of "Madlibs" and you'll feel pretty f*cking stupid.
 
2020-02-25 10:13:35 AM  

wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!


what is madlib impeachment
 
2020-02-25 10:16:25 AM  

KarmicDisaster: RasIanI: KarmicDisaster: They don't need new dirt on Bernie, there is already more than anyone could use in the public domain.

Information on his policies, his tax returns, his active participation in The Civil Rights Movement, his speeches....it all there - it doesn't equal "dirt".

DIstilled into a 30 second spot on FOX with Bernie singing the Soviet anthem or loving on Castro or writing about rape; it's gonna look like dirt to Trumpers.


That is true, I suppose, lol
 
2020-02-25 10:17:03 AM  

ox45tallboy: wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!

what is madlib impeachment


It's like "purple monkey dishwasher," but lacking the poetic nuance.
 
2020-02-25 10:17:24 AM  
"I want no country's help."
"If someone came to me with dirt, I'd listen."

"I want no quid pro quo."
"Announce the investigation and I'll release the aide."

"I'm a very stable genius."

"Covfefe."

"People are saying..."

Trump quotes are the best, most potent campaign fodder for whoever replaces him. Let's keep them out there.
 
2020-02-25 10:18:28 AM  

dickfreckle: wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!

One of these days you'll look back on your constant usage of "Madlibs" and you'll feel pretty f*cking stupid.


But... It's so fetch...
 
2020-02-25 10:19:33 AM  
He may say something different in October.
 
2020-02-25 10:21:53 AM  

ox45tallboy: wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!

what is madlib impeachment


Mad'-lib Im-peach'-ment (n.) - A completely partisan impeachment in the House of Reps based entirely on partisan, hearsay witnesses that fails overwhelmingly to get a conviction in the Senate against a President that wins reelection after earning 80% of the Electoral College votes in the following election.  The insane Democrat Party in the House attempted a Madlib Impeachment to try and overturn a US Presidential election because it was her turn.
 
2020-02-25 10:26:12 AM  

RasIanI: KarmicDisaster: RasIanI: KarmicDisaster: They don't need new dirt on Bernie, there is already more than anyone could use in the public domain.

Information on his policies, his tax returns, his active participation in The Civil Rights Movement, his speeches....it all there - it doesn't equal "dirt".

DIstilled into a 30 second spot on FOX with Bernie singing the Soviet anthem or loving on Castro or writing about rape; it's gonna look like dirt to Trumpers.

That is true, I suppose, lol


For example, something kooky that Bernie said in the 70's that won't play well...

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/bloomberg​-​spox-rips-bernies-loopy-comments-said-​toddlers-should-run-around-naked-and-t​ouch-each-others-genitals/?utm_source=​fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=li​nk&ICID=ref_fark
 
2020-02-25 10:37:32 AM  

wearetheworld: ox45tallboy: wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!

what is madlib impeachment

Mad'-lib Im-peach'-ment (n.) - A completely partisan impeachment in the House of Reps based entirely on partisan, hearsay witnesses that fails overwhelmingly to get a conviction in the Senate against a President that wins reelection after earning 80% of the Electoral College votes in the following election.  The insane Democrat Party in the House attempted a Madlib Impeachment to try and overturn a US Presidential election because it was her turn.


Sooo... a wholly deserved impeachment in which the case was proven so much that even the jurors agreed the president had committed a crime, yet the partisan Republicans refused to do their constitutional duty? That kind of partisan impeachment?

You still haven't explained where"madlib" comes in. Is this a new name for partisan Republicans on the TikTok?
 
2020-02-25 10:38:39 AM  
I believe him, yo.
I don't know why, but I do.
 
2020-02-25 10:43:25 AM  
Any one country.

/ it'll be multiple countries
 
2020-02-25 10:52:37 AM  

wearetheworld: ox45tallboy: wearetheworld: Soooooo, he is opening the door to help from UFO's.  Madlib Impeachment........ACTIVATE!

what is madlib impeachment

Mad'-lib Im-peach'-ment (n.) - A completely partisan impeachment in the House of Reps based entirely on partisan, hearsay witnesses that fails overwhelmingly to get a conviction in the Senate against a President that wins reelection after earning 80% of the Electoral College votes in the following election.  The insane Democrat Party in the House attempted a Madlib Impeachment to try and overturn a US Presidential election because it was her turn.


<wankingeyeroll.gif>
 
2020-02-25 10:54:49 AM  

ox45tallboy: You still haven't explained where"madlib" comes in. Is this a new name for partisan Republicans on the TikTok?


I thought madlibs was the name of Trump's speech writer
 
2020-02-25 11:01:39 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: ox45tallboy: You still haven't explained where"madlib" comes in. Is this a new name for partisan Republicans on the TikTok?

I thought madlibs was the name of Trump's speech writer


I could believe that if anyone were willing to commit career suicide by admitting they wrote a Trump speech.
 
2020-02-25 11:04:49 AM  
My prediction:

Trump: "Democrats created the coronavirus to attack me and crash the market."
 
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