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2347 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Feb 2020 at 4:41 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-02-25 11:34:53 AM  
GREATEST ECONOMY EVER!!!  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MARKET CRASHING!!! - Il Douche on Twitter at some point
 
2020-02-25 1:18:59 PM  
They are in full CYA mode.  (or they really are that stupid; can't rule it out).

"Sure, we fired the entire pandemic response team have have been caught with nothing but our dicks in our hand, but who could have known that we were going to be attacked by China and its mobile biological weapons development lab?"

In our timeline, I'm thinking it will be Gym Jordan who makes the presentation at the UN on how this is an act of war by China.
 
2020-02-25 1:48:14 PM  
Larry Kudlow is saying everything is fine. The corona virus is contained. The market is healthy.
 
2020-02-25 3:49:27 PM  
And now you know why Trump has suddenly decided that coronavirus is a concern.
 
2020-02-25 4:04:46 PM  
I feel like a really bad person for hoping the economy craters enough to stop trump.

"I know some of you will be killed, but it's a price I am willing to pay" comes to mind.
 
2020-02-25 4:42:28 PM  
It's farking aluminum
 
2020-02-25 4:43:21 PM  
I'll bet the Bernie Bros did this!
 
2020-02-25 4:43:45 PM  
I'm sure the Cuuchbag will blame gays and illegals.
 
2020-02-25 4:44:25 PM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2020-02-25 4:44:49 PM  
Clearly millennials are at fault, with spending too much and not spending enough at the same time.
 
2020-02-25 4:45:12 PM  

Fart_Machine: I'll bet the Bernie Bros did this!


No. It was the Millennial Boomers!
 
2020-02-25 4:46:04 PM  

bluorangefyre: GREATEST ECONOMY EVER!!!  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MARKET CRASHING!!! - Il Douche on Twitter at some point


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2020-02-25 4:46:57 PM  
Are pharma bro stocks popping yet?
 
2020-02-25 4:47:10 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Larry Kudlow is saying everything is fine. The corona virus is contained. The market is healthy.


I mean, Kudlow has been super independent of the administration so far.  However, it's very rare for an official to come out and say "we're farked!!!".  It makes sense for them to always downplay damage.  The US populace is not known for it's rational, reasoned thinking as of late.  shiat, were I in his shoes, I'd lie.
 
2020-02-25 4:47:39 PM  
If you invest in a 401k and are young to midlife, you should be happy for these big dips.  Can't always buy high....dollar cost averaging and all that.

//not saying there is a good reason for the dip.
 
2020-02-25 4:47:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Larry Kudlow is saying everything is fine. The corona virus is contained. The market is healthy.


Well shiat, we're really going to die then.
 
2020-02-25 4:47:43 PM  
I am buying aluminum futures
 
2020-02-25 4:47:50 PM  
We're in the best of hands.
 
2020-02-25 4:49:03 PM  

SpectroBoy: I feel like a really bad person for hoping the economy craters enough to stop trump.

"I know some of you will be killed, but it's a price I am willing to pay" comes to mind.


Thanks. I've been looking for the appropriate farkie handle for you.
 
2020-02-25 4:50:23 PM  
let. it. fall.
 
2020-02-25 4:50:38 PM  

Corn_Fed: We're in the best of hands.


The Country's In the Very Best of Hands
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2020-02-25 4:50:49 PM  
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2020-02-25 4:51:42 PM  

sdd2000: bluorangefyre: GREATEST ECONOMY EVER!!!  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MARKET CRASHING!!! - Il Douche on Twitter at some point

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Who would think that a germophobic moron being in charge of our country during a possible pandemic would be a problem?
 
2020-02-25 4:52:23 PM  
My 409k right now:

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2020-02-25 4:52:51 PM  
This is literally killing my marijuana stocks.  Why the hell did I buy marijuana stocks?
 
2020-02-25 4:53:01 PM  
At least we won't have to put up with MAGAts claiming that the Trump economy is roaring.


But, I'm sure they'll do it anyway. They love to lie despite all the Reality saying the exact opposite, just like their Messiah does.
 
2020-02-25 4:53:52 PM  

SpectroBoy: I feel like a really bad person for hoping the economy craters enough to stop trump.

"I know some of you will be killed, but it's a price I am willing to pay" comes to mind.


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2020-02-25 4:54:25 PM  
It's annoying that I can no longer be the guy who is like "listen to what the government officials are saying and not the conspiracy theorists, they have actual evidence and stuff" because now the government officials are the conspiracy theorists.
 
2020-02-25 4:55:11 PM  

SpectroBoy: I feel like a really bad person for hoping the economy craters enough to stop trump.

"I know some of you will be killed, but it's a price I am willing to pay" comes to mind.


If he's re-elected, i'm almost certain that will happen.. and i'm totally fine with it. We need it to happen right smack in the middle of a GOP POTUS.
 
2020-02-25 4:55:17 PM  
Well, THIS will come in handy!

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Got a delivery from our HQ office today, and they're known for throwing silly shiat in the box. This is an 8" ball of tinfoil. I told them that this was great, because I can make at least 2 hats to block the mind rays with it. :-)
 
2020-02-25 4:55:21 PM  
So this was just a anti-communist racist hit piece.

Got it!
 
2020-02-25 4:56:07 PM  
Covid-19 is a Black Swan
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2020-02-25 4:56:41 PM  
The market has been over valued for a long time anyway. Let the market bleed for awhile and then in January, the new Democratic president can fix it. That's what they have to do every time the Republicans screw up the economy anyway. What's new? At least it means we'll get rid of Trump. Besides, it's not like I was planning to retire before 80 years old anyway.
 
2020-02-25 4:57:11 PM  
 
2020-02-25 4:57:16 PM  
Good thing my core position is cash.  Lol.
 
2020-02-25 4:57:34 PM  

bthom37: sdd2000: bluorangefyre: GREATEST ECONOMY EVER!!!  PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MARKET CRASHING!!! - Il Douche on Twitter at some point

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Who would think that a germophobic moron being in charge of our country during a possible pandemic would be a problem?


I think germaphobe might be one of the few things in his life he sincerely tries to be, but he's too stupid to understand what they are and how they spread so he's effectively not one.  Made more obvious by his tendency to raw dog strange women he just met.
 
2020-02-25 4:58:00 PM  
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2020-02-25 4:58:37 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: SpectroBoy: I feel like a really bad person for hoping the economy craters enough to stop trump.

"I know some of you will be killed, but it's a price I am willing to pay" comes to mind.

Thanks. I've been looking for the appropriate farkie handle for you.



Oh noes! The village idiot is going to farkie me!!!!!

Guess I'll delete my account and die.
 
2020-02-25 4:58:37 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've been looking for the appropriate farkie handle for you.


Your's is fairly clear.  It includes the words similar to:

a brown effluence with an integer between 9 and 11
people who are on a Navy ship
a sound that turkey's make - er

or

something that I put several food dishes on with an application used to obfuscate Internet browsing
 
2020-02-25 4:59:58 PM  

mcsiegs: If you invest in a 401k and are young to midlife, you should be happy for these big dips.  Can't always buy high....dollar cost averaging and all that.

//not saying there is a good reason for the dip.


yup ... gotta 5% 401K kicker coming in on March 1 ... couple more days like this and I'll be happy.
 
2020-02-25 5:00:24 PM  
They are trying to float the lie on Fox News that we'll have a vaccine in a month and a half and it's no problem.  Scientists are saying at best, it's a year (if it even works) and most likely a year and a half and the good news they say is that it will be very much needed because next year's wave of infections will be even bigger.

Trying to think of a worse time to have such dumbshiats in charge of the country.  Got nothing.
 
2020-02-25 5:02:26 PM  
'When in danger or in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout.'
 
2020-02-25 5:02:46 PM  
Also, fark John Bolton with a chainsaw, and I hope he dies from coronavirus.
 
2020-02-25 5:03:11 PM  
Did this "secret Chinese bio lab" slash funding to the CDC & HHMS?  No?  Then feel free to go f*ck yourself.

If we had a responsible media, this link between our utter unpreparedness for inevitable disease outbreaks and the Republicans who created it would be on every news outlet.

Instead, we hear about trump not eating Indian food, and Chuck Schumer buying cheesecake.
 
2020-02-25 5:04:05 PM  

HoodRich White Man: Nadie_AZ: Larry Kudlow is saying everything is fine. The corona virus is contained. The market is healthy.

I mean, Kudlow has been super independent of the administration so far.  However, it's very rare for an official to come out and say "we're farked!!!".  It makes sense for them to always downplay damage.  The US populace is not known for it's rational, reasoned thinking as of late.  shiat, were I in his shoes, I'd lie.


Kudlow isn't an economic adviser. He is a Republican cheerleader. He was been on air since Bush, and every time a Republican is in office he screams to buy. Every time a Democrat was in office, it was the end of capitalism in the US. He makes no analysis ever. He just boosts Republicans.
 
2020-02-25 5:05:21 PM  
Should have a rendezvous place for the few survivors.
 
2020-02-25 5:06:16 PM  

Deep Contact: Should have a rendezvous place for the few survivors.


Besides the place where we bury them?
 
2020-02-25 5:06:21 PM  

UNC_Samurai: I'm sure the Cuuchbag will blame gays and illegals.


Coronovirus got Hugh of Lincoln!
 
2020-02-25 5:06:33 PM  
Cant wait for the economy to go tits up like 2008 and most of the recovery will depend on the credibility of Trump hahaha
 
2020-02-25 5:07:00 PM  
The people that clean your place of employment or your childs school make the lowest wages with no affordable health care.

Sleep tight thinking you will not be impacted by lack of health care for Americans.
 
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