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(Huffington Post)   Rush Limbaugh claims coronavirus is weaponized to get Trump. That happened right after weaponizing lung cancer to get Rush Limbaugh. Let's not forget weaponizing stupid to eliminate conservatives   (huffpost.com) divider line
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1049 clicks; posted to Politics » on 25 Feb 2020 at 4:51 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-02-25 2:18:25 AM  
If someone wanted to weaponize a virus to get to Trump, then KFCs and Taco Bells would be Ground Zero...
 
2020-02-25 2:31:10 AM  
I'm working on weaponizing a Corollavirus.
 
2020-02-25 2:40:13 AM  
die faster
 
2020-02-25 3:35:58 AM  
Conservatives aren't harmed by stupid.. they're carriers.
 
2020-02-25 4:12:06 AM  

Alphax: Conservatives aren't harmed by stupid.. they're carriers.


Well, I'm hoping that smart will ultimately win the day.  Admittedly, when there's a whole organization of morons trying to run things, it's hard to be optimistic.
 
2020-02-25 4:52:44 AM  
No, weaponizing stupid creates conservatives; it destroys America.
 
2020-02-25 4:56:49 AM  
Weaponizing stupidity creates people that listen to Rush and vote for Trump.
 
2020-02-25 4:58:02 AM  
Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.
 
2020-02-25 5:00:00 AM  
I remember comments about how he wasn't the worst person in history to receive the Medal of Freedom.  Those people were wrong.
 
2020-02-25 5:01:48 AM  

CarnySaur: I remember comments about how he wasn't the worst person in history to receive the Medal of Freedom.  Those people were wrong.


Apparently, some people who wrote into the St. Louis Post-Dispatch claimed he was educating people, and doing a vital public service.  (shudder)
 
2020-02-25 5:02:00 AM  
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2020-02-25 5:03:22 AM  
Years ago I read Al Franken's book, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot". Ever since I've been waiting for the sequel, "Rush Limbaugh is a Bloated Festering Corpse". Recent news tells me it might be published by the end of the year. Just in time for it to be a great stocking stuffer!
 
2020-02-25 5:04:28 AM  
His listeners also think Obama was a secret Muslim sent to destroy us from the inside. So this will be nothing for them to swallow.
 
2020-02-25 5:05:25 AM  

WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.


Common cold?
 
2020-02-25 5:08:58 AM  

WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.


Media hysterics or not, Covid-19 is a hell of a lot worse than the common cold.

The current CFR is comparable to the Spanish Flu of 1918, which in a worldwide pandemic situation would imply around 120 million dead.
 
2020-02-25 5:09:34 AM  
Is this moran sure his "illness" isn't farking brain cancer instead?
 
2020-02-25 5:29:19 AM  
Ah, but weaponizing the stupid has only made them stronger.
 
2020-02-25 5:30:50 AM  

WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.


You're comparing the COVID-19 to the common cold?  I know I have low expectations for you, but holy fark, just how dumb are you?
 
2020-02-25 5:31:45 AM  
Die you fat fark
 
2020-02-25 5:33:31 AM  

Murkanen: WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.

You're comparing the COVID-19 to the common cold?  I know I have low expectations for you, but holy fark, just how dumb are you?


Isn't he just referring to the article headline?
 
2020-02-25 5:40:08 AM  

Murkanen: WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.

You're comparing the COVID-19 to the common cold?  I know I have low expectations for you, but holy fark, just how dumb are you?


I took it as a sarcastic remark referencing the idiots that keep comparing it to the Flu and telling us not to worry about it.
 
2020-02-25 5:47:43 AM  
Rush can show us how much like the flu the coronavirus is by taking a trip to Wuhan.

Of course, with his compromised lungs, even a little flu might finish him off.

Come on Limbaugh, put your lungs where your mouth is.
 
2020-02-25 5:48:01 AM  
Trump wants to be President for life. I can see him trying to use COVID19 as an excuse for a national emergency and suspending elections.
 
2020-02-25 5:50:14 AM  

Unobtanium: Trump wants to be President for life. I can see him trying to use COVID19 as an excuse for a national emergency and suspending elections.


He wants to be a god for life.. he has no idea what a president does, and most modern monarchies would have gotten rid of such a blatant criminal by now.
 
2020-02-25 5:52:24 AM  
If stupid could eliminate conservatives, there would be no conservatives.
 
2020-02-25 6:02:55 AM  

MegaLib: WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.

Common cold?


I see you didnt read the article.

Medical expert rush

"Now, I want to tell you the truth about the coronavirus. ... I'm dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold, folks."
 
2020-02-25 6:04:52 AM  

Murkanen: WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.

You're comparing the COVID-19 to the common cold?  I know I have low expectations for you, but holy fark, just how dumb are you?


The experts quoted in the article, that you obviously did not read said

"Now, I want to tell you the truth about the coronavirus. ... I'm dead right on this. The coronavirus is the common cold, folks."
 
2020-02-25 6:07:14 AM  
The PMofF has been forever diminished by this unrepentant liar's having received. Like everything else this potus touches, it has become degraded.
 
2020-02-25 6:20:02 AM  

MegaLib: WithinReason: Wait I thought the stock market took a hit because of Sanders winning Nevada, now it's because of the media hysterics over a common cold? Well thank god it's not because of anything trump is doing.

Common cold?


That's nothing to sneeze about. Over 60k people die from it each year.
 
2020-02-25 6:21:35 AM  
Well i guess that assumption of mine was incorrect.
 
2020-02-25 6:31:34 AM  
Stage 4 then exit stage left, asshole.
 
2020-02-25 6:31:57 AM  
Same guy said drug abusers deserved to be executed while he was hitting up every pill mill within 100 miles for Oxy and said smoking didn't cause cancer while sucking down 10 cigars a day.

At least we won't have to hear from this moron much longer.
 
2020-02-25 6:36:35 AM  
Does it play out where Donnie thinks he outsmarts everyone by hiding in his secret lair, only to be trapped inside with the coronavirus?
 
2020-02-25 6:39:01 AM  

Sin'sHero: Does it play out where Donnie thinks he outsmarts everyone by hiding in his secret lair, only to be trapped inside with the coronavirus?


He's filling the emergency bunker with KFC and hamberders.
 
2020-02-25 6:44:51 AM  
You'd think that his stage 4 cancer diagnosis would make Rush a little more reflective on the legacy he'll be leaving behind. But nope, he's going out like an unrepentant douche and the world will be a better place without him.
 
2020-02-25 6:52:18 AM  
Wow. Why couldn't I have found out about this BEFORE I ordered $10,000 worth of Jim Bakker's silver solution?
 
2020-02-25 6:52:31 AM  
Isn't this the same drug-addled DBag who said that the Democrats used a weather machine to create Hurricane Sandy to help Obama get re-elected in 2012?
 
2020-02-25 6:56:33 AM  
It pales compared to the rest of the list of Trump's crimes, but Trump thrusting this drug addict/child sex tourist deflating bag of rotting goat anuses (anii?) back into the national spotlight is as odious as Trump thrusting anything into what he thinks is an underage Miss Universe contestant who's really a well-bladdered FBS agent.
 
2020-02-25 6:59:10 AM  
I'm starting to think Fark might be biased against conservative thinking.
 
2020-02-25 6:59:31 AM  
Anyone have some good suggestions for a proper drink to toast the death of Limbaugh? Not sure to go with Champagne to start, or just go straight for the single malt Scotch? Open to cocktails as well but I want to really celebrate this one.
 
2020-02-25 7:01:24 AM  
Once upon a time I lamented that there wasn't a cure for cancer.

Now I'm thinking, "meh, we could stand to wait a year or two"
 
2020-02-25 7:01:24 AM  

Esquilax1138: Anyone have some good suggestions for a proper drink to toast the death of Limbaugh? Not sure to go with Champagne to start, or just go straight for the single malt Scotch? Open to cocktails as well but I want to really celebrate this one.


I don't normally drink at all, unless I need NyQuill to get to sleep, but I may make an exception for this evil departing the mortal plane.
 
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2020-02-25 7:07:59 AM  
God gave those lungs cancer, the ones you use when telling all your lies, I think that's a pretty solid divine message right there.
 
2020-02-25 7:08:53 AM  
Are we certain that the cancer hasn't metasiszed into his brain?
 
2020-02-25 7:12:59 AM  

Esquilax1138: Anyone have some good suggestions for a proper drink to toast the death of Limbaugh? Not sure to go with Champagne to start, or just go straight for the single malt Scotch? Open to cocktails as well but I want to really celebrate this one.


Something with a Dominican/Caribbean flair that's definitely not a virgin cocktail?
 
2020-02-25 7:13:10 AM  

wearetheworld: I'm starting to think Fark might be biased against conservative thinking.


It's not conservative thinking that's on display here.
 
2020-02-25 7:22:19 AM  
If anyone else had said this I'd say their lung cancer had metastasized to the brain.
 
2020-02-25 7:30:24 AM  
Many people are saying Conorna virus is a deep state hoax to keep people from going to trump rallies.
 
2020-02-25 7:30:42 AM  
And this is why half of America is beyond stupid. Because assholes like Limbaugh get to take a shiat in their brain 3 hours a day, 5 days a week for years.
 
2020-02-25 7:30:59 AM  
I didn't think it was possible but Rush is actually getting more moronic as the inevitable draws near.
 
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