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2020-02-24 5:32:05 AM  
So you're saying the brain of someone subsisting entirely on the base instincts of pack mentality, domination and mindless retaliation to any perceived slight might devolved over time?
 
2020-02-24 5:36:47 AM  

Smoking GNU: So you're saying the brain of someone subsisting entirely on the base instincts of pack mentality, domination and mindless retaliation to any perceived slight might devolved over time?


This explains the PolTab.
 
2020-02-24 7:07:08 AM  

Boojum2k: Smoking GNU: So you're saying the brain of someone subsisting entirely on the base instincts of pack mentality, domination and mindless retaliation to any perceived slight might devolved over time?

This explains the PolTab.


I came here to say the very same thing.
 
2020-02-24 7:41:52 AM  
As long as being a brain doesn't shrink my ....
 
2020-02-24 7:58:52 AM  
People will only stop being a dick if it shrinks their dick.
 
2020-02-24 8:03:51 AM  
People will stop being a dick when it stops getting them laid.
 
2020-02-24 8:15:06 AM  
No [Wheaton] tag?
 
2020-02-24 8:38:52 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: People will stop being a dick when it stops getting them laid.


Hey, it got me through high school.
 
2020-02-24 8:52:43 AM  
Chicks dig dicks.
 
2020-02-24 9:20:53 AM  

Boojum2k: Smoking GNU: So you're saying the brain of someone subsisting entirely on the base instincts of pack mentality, domination and mindless retaliation to any perceived slight might devolved over time?

This explains the PolTab.


It's times like this that I don't even need to imagine that the Politics Tab is furious, because we simply know it in our hearts to be true, each individual poster descending upon this thread, the spittle flowing through their braces as they breathe heavier and madder.

But down inside, they choose to do nothing, because the typical creatue who posts in the Politics Tab has no confidence in their own skills and capabilities.  They are the kind of person who would turn the other cheek when they are slapped by a seventh-grader.

That is why they despise bullies in the first place, because a bully may have low self-esteem, but even the bully conceives some capacity to exert himself on the world.  So the only way the PolTabber can lash out is to go on messageboards and claim the bully's actions are "wrong".

But there are no ethics in nature, and only violence, so no madder how hard the PolTabber scribbles the dissertation in which he argues violence is "barbaric", he knows down inside that he cannot win.  He is the worst kind of creature, the cat that howls at you when you pet him, but does nothing.

They are harmless.  Pathetic.  Degenerate.  The high point of evolution returns to a gelatinous mass, as it uses its slimy appendages to claim that it was her turn.
 
2020-02-24 9:37:44 AM  
My dick told me not to listen to my brain. It was a pretty strange experience, a floating brain on one shoulder telling me what to do, and a dick on my other shoulder telling me the opposite.
 
2020-02-24 9:42:50 AM  

OldJames: My dick told me not to listen to my brain. It was a pretty strange experience, a floating brain on one shoulder telling me what to do, and a dick on my other shoulder telling me the opposite.


The enlightened individual know that his dick and his brain should be pointing in the same direction.  So when I court the human females, I make sure they are on the leaderboard for the Ocarina of Time speedruns, the kind of intelligent sequence-breaking that would have been valued by our ancestors.

But you probably can't glitch into Ganon's castle without a tool-assisted script, so why I am having this conversation about genetic fitness with you, I have no idea.
 
2020-02-24 10:09:33 AM  
Welcome to the xander zone.
 
2020-02-24 10:12:38 AM  
Also having a dick.

/ source: have not been smart since puberty
 
2020-02-24 11:36:00 AM  
This article reads and sounds almost exactly like a victorian era Phrenology piece...
 
2020-02-24 12:23:07 PM  
So....Trump.
 
2020-02-24 1:01:32 PM  

zbtop: This article reads and sounds almost exactly like a victorian era Phrenology piece...


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