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(Slate)   "I was a regular at this bar, going at least once a week. I became good friends with one of the bartenders and we hooked up. He started giving me the cold shoulder and got me banned from the bar after saying I was an hysterical woman. What do?"   (slate.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Interpersonal relationship, Love, Friendship, Romance, couple of times, Q. Banned, good friends, YouTube videos  
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553 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 19 Feb 2020 at 2:18 AM (20 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-02-18 10:49:23 PM  
Not submit this story again for starters
 
2020-02-18 11:02:10 PM  
Find a new bar
 
2020-02-18 11:19:22 PM  
Therapy?

Therapy.
 
2020-02-18 11:25:30 PM  
Better question has the writer been banned from other places before? There are crazy stalker people.
Crazy can be fun but never use real name or tell where you live or work.
 
2020-02-18 11:57:54 PM  
Stop being hysterical
 
2020-02-19 12:36:53 AM  
Tell his wife you hooked up.
 
2020-02-19 12:39:21 AM  
Your hookup days are over.  Get a dozen cats and a dozen boxes of Franzia and begin the next chapter in your life by watching Hallmark Channel movies until you fall asleep on the couch every weekend.
 
2020-02-19 12:44:20 AM  

markie_farkie: Your hookup days are over.  Get a dozen cats and a dozen boxes of Franzia and begin the next chapter in your life by watching Hallmark Channel movies until you fall asleep on the couch every weekend.


STOP PEEKING IN MY WINDOWS, MARKIE!
 
2020-02-19 3:45:37 AM  
Don't shiat where you drink.
 
2020-02-19 5:07:40 AM  
Stop dating unavailable assh*les? Maybe not look to hook up with the guy who has caught you slurping up a vodka and cran off the counter? Possibly, not be a clingy sort who harasses people at work? There's are going to be a lot of working theories, but long and the short of it is, you need to find another bar...well, maybe a couple. A bar to drink in, and the other one is a standards reset...
 
2020-02-19 6:22:02 AM  
Open a bar, then kick him out if he comes in.
 
2020-02-19 6:45:47 AM  
I'm very disappointed that no one suggested butt stuff or farking his dad.
 
2020-02-19 7:02:29 AM  
Find a new bar, and don't shiat where you eat this time.
 
2020-02-19 7:09:34 AM  
Fark his dad in the arse?

/Well, look, the other two options were already taken
//Mine is more efficient anyway
 
2020-02-19 7:10:07 AM  
Sounds like when he was sober he didn't want anything to do with you and then you took advantage when he was drunk and here you are wondering why he doesn't like you. Idiot.
 
2020-02-19 7:19:49 AM  
Anal as l on the first date, huh?

Yeah... that's gonna happen.
 
2020-02-19 7:28:18 AM  

Gramma: I'm very disappointed that no one suggested butt stuff or farking his dad.


She really should just fark his dad in the butt.
 
2020-02-19 8:33:04 AM  
This weekend, a bartender who used to work at this bar told me he heard from multiple people that I "went psycho."

Well, ya kinda did...

Find a new bar, or better yet find some social activities to meet people that doesn't involve alcohol (at least for a few months to make sure that you actually can interact with people without using it as an excuse for your behavior (he said he was in an exclusive relationship & you still went & farked him for one thing))
 
2020-02-19 8:47:41 AM  

eurotrader: Better question has the writer been banned from other places before? There are crazy stalker people.
Crazy can be fun but never use real name or tell where you live or work.


Probably.
 
2020-02-19 8:49:33 AM  
The first one back to civilization who manages to tell their story sets the narrative.  They can poison the well against you. It's nearly impossible to overcome such momentum once it's in place.  Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, you aren't going to win back that bar crowd.
 
2020-02-19 8:58:25 AM  
So, woman barfly offers easy, no-strings-attached sex to man. Man takes offer, because, hey, easy sex. Woman is taken by surprise that man has "suddenly" lost interest.

Doesn't anybody understand basic human nature anymore?
 
2020-02-19 10:06:35 AM  
You know, it could just be possible that the bartender regrets drunk-cheating on his partner, and doesn't want them to find out, and that includes hiding the fact from fellow employees who might know his significant other.  Claiming you went "psycho" could be a way to dissuade anyone from digging to deep into the nature of the relationship between the two of you.

Just spit-balling here.
 
2020-02-19 10:25:04 AM  
Next time don't poop on their willy
 
2020-02-19 10:28:45 AM  
I hear the first step is admitting you have a problem.
 
2020-02-19 10:29:10 AM  
Don't pick men up in bars, you ho-ah.
 
2020-02-19 10:54:38 AM  
How hard is it to find another place to drink?

Everyone knows what happened here. Girl hooks up with hot bartender. Girl wants to get more, bartender doesn't want to have his style cramped getting more pussy. Girl isn't chill about it, gets banned from bar.
 
2020-02-19 12:01:58 PM  
1) He Made Her Feel So Sad: STFU and GTHOI.

2) It's Not Often Easy And Not Often Kind: So the old intellectually you know it's a bad match but you want it anyway.  You must choose, but choose wisely.  The wise choice is STFU and pick neither.

3) 'Cause You Can't Sit Still When The Music Starts To Play: It's passive-aggressive telling you to stop.  So stop and find something else to do with mom.

4) I Hate People When They're Not Polite: Why polite?  Tell them to STFU and MYOB.

5) I Wanna Hold Your Hand: GTHOI or DTMFA.  Those are the options.  Pick one.

6) Wasted Away Again In Margaritaville: Tell the bride you can't afford it and if she complains, tell her to FRO.

7) Trapped In The Closet: Tell your parents to STFU and MYOB.  They clearly don't care about your actual happiness, just the illusion of proper family order.  They can FRO.

8 & 9) Jamie's Cryin' II & III: I see support for STFU and GTHOI.  Good.

10) Be Assured That A Walk Through The Ocean Of Most Souls Would Scarcely Get Your Feet Wet (Classic): I remember this one.  I think it's been used as the classic letter before because the original publication predates my participation in Prudie threads.  Anyway, DTMFA.  He's better off without your shallow arse.  You can FRO.
 
2020-02-19 4:10:20 PM  
Sleep with random Farkers to teach him a lesson
 
2020-02-20 5:06:06 AM  

capt.snicklefritz: Gramma: I'm very disappointed that no one suggested butt stuff or farking his dad.

She really should just fark his dad in the butt.


Apology accepted.

/It's in the post, is it?
//No, not this post, that post
///The mail, then...
////OK, just forget about it
 
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