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(New York Daily News)   Harvey Weinstein's lead attorney wrote an op-ed piece urging prospective jurors to "do what they know is right", but are jurors really allowed to paint his testicles with gravy and stake him down in a rabid weasel preserve?   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2020-02-18 4:58:45 PM  
19 votes:
I read this headline in "Pinky and the Brain" voices.
 
2020-02-18 5:13:31 PM  
14 votes:

Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.


I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.
 
2020-02-18 7:27:55 PM  
7 votes:
We'll whaddya know, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling!
 
2020-02-18 8:17:33 PM  
6 votes:
Oh I see.

Now we're shaming people who like to paint their testicles with gravy.

Stay classy, Fark. Stay classy.
 
2020-02-18 6:38:21 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-02-19 12:30:15 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-02-18 8:40:57 PM  
4 votes:
wong thead
 
2020-02-18 8:52:06 PM  
3 votes:
"Rabid Weasel Preserve" is my thrash-metal Echo and the Bunnymen cover band.
 
2020-02-18 6:14:50 PM  
3 votes:

lifeslammer: Ah yes, the standard moving foreward will be to repeat articles every other day, at least one per fark topic

Good to know


This one has rabid weasels.
 
2020-02-19 5:20:07 AM  
2 votes:
The headline is a thing of beauty, and warrants some moments of appreciation.
 
2020-02-18 9:36:13 PM  
2 votes:

soupafi: "Do what's right" So you mean convict on all charges? Alright.


I think it includes "break him on the wheel" or "crucify him upon the Tree of Woe."
 
2020-02-18 8:36:05 PM  
2 votes:
I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2020-02-19 11:10:36 AM  
1 vote:
Scuttlebutt is that he actually has no testicles and his wiener is so deformed it's unmistakable.
 
2020-02-18 10:08:03 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't we do this thread yesterday?

It's still illegal jury tampering today.
 
2020-02-18 10:06:42 PM  
1 vote:

Gooch: Once he's acquitted, he's going to kick that walker and do a small jig.


That probably wouldn't help with his upcoming trial in LA.
 
2020-02-18 9:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
"Do what's right" So you mean convict on all charges? Alright.
 
2020-02-18 6:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
Ah yes, the standard moving foreward will be to repeat articles every other day, at least one per fark topic

Good to know
 
2020-02-18 5:55:52 PM  
1 vote:

Spyder14: flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.

The beavers are getting their dam revenge!


Oh no...
 
2020-02-18 5:53:59 PM  
1 vote:

flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.


The beavers are getting their dam revenge!
 
2020-02-18 5:07:14 PM  
1 vote:
Might want to be careful with that, Mister Manny, because you might just get a ten minute deliberation, and a suggestion by the jury for the maximum sentence*.

*which means little, since sentencing is purely the purview of the judge, but a little extra spite from the community wouldn't be out of character.
 
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