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(New York Daily News)   Harvey Weinstein's lead attorney wrote an op-ed piece urging prospective jurors to "do what they know is right", but are jurors really allowed to paint his testicles with gravy and stake him down in a rabid weasel preserve?   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2020-02-18 8:41:53 PM  
5 votes:

budawold: wong thead


Maybe not.
 
2020-02-18 5:13:31 PM  
4 votes:

Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.


I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.
 
2020-02-18 5:07:14 PM  
4 votes:
Might want to be careful with that, Mister Manny, because you might just get a ten minute deliberation, and a suggestion by the jury for the maximum sentence*.

*which means little, since sentencing is purely the purview of the judge, but a little extra spite from the community wouldn't be out of character.
 
2020-02-18 8:45:30 PM  
3 votes:
Once he's acquitted, he's going to kick that walker and do a small jig.
 
2020-02-18 6:14:50 PM  
3 votes:

lifeslammer: Ah yes, the standard moving foreward will be to repeat articles every other day, at least one per fark topic

Good to know


This one has rabid weasels.
 
2020-02-19 2:14:55 AM  
2 votes:
Wouldn't reading about the case in outside media be a violation of the jury rules?
 
2020-02-18 8:36:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-02-18 7:15:42 PM  
2 votes:

flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.


Ferret Legging.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferre​t​-legging
 
2020-02-18 5:53:59 PM  
2 votes:

flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.


The beavers are getting their dam revenge!
 
2020-02-18 9:36:13 PM  
1 vote:

soupafi: "Do what's right" So you mean convict on all charges? Alright.


I think it includes "break him on the wheel" or "crucify him upon the Tree of Woe."
 
2020-02-18 9:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
"Do what's right" So you mean convict on all charges? Alright.
 
2020-02-18 8:17:33 PM  
1 vote:
Oh I see.

Now we're shaming people who like to paint their testicles with gravy.

Stay classy, Fark. Stay classy.
 
2020-02-18 6:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
Ah yes, the standard moving foreward will be to repeat articles every other day, at least one per fark topic

Good to know
 
2020-02-18 5:12:31 PM  
1 vote:
I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.
 
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