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(New York Daily News)   Harvey Weinstein's lead attorney wrote an op-ed piece urging prospective jurors to "do what they know is right", but are jurors really allowed to paint his testicles with gravy and stake him down in a rabid weasel preserve?   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2020-02-18 4:58:45 PM  
I read this headline in "Pinky and the Brain" voices.
 
2020-02-18 5:07:14 PM  
Might want to be careful with that, Mister Manny, because you might just get a ten minute deliberation, and a suggestion by the jury for the maximum sentence*.

*which means little, since sentencing is purely the purview of the judge, but a little extra spite from the community wouldn't be out of character.
 
2020-02-18 5:12:31 PM  
I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.
 
2020-02-18 5:13:31 PM  

Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.


I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.
 
2020-02-18 5:53:59 PM  

flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.


The beavers are getting their dam revenge!
 
2020-02-18 5:55:52 PM  

Spyder14: flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.

The beavers are getting their dam revenge!


Oh no...
 
2020-02-18 6:07:08 PM  
Ah yes, the standard moving foreward will be to repeat articles every other day, at least one per fark topic

Good to know
 
2020-02-18 6:14:50 PM  

lifeslammer: Ah yes, the standard moving foreward will be to repeat articles every other day, at least one per fark topic

Good to know


This one has rabid weasels.
 
2020-02-18 6:38:21 PM  
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2020-02-18 7:15:42 PM  

flucto: Somacandra: I thought that based on testimony he had no visible testicles and was somewhat genitally deformed.

I'm sure weasels would ferret them out.


Ferret Legging.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferre​t​-legging
 
2020-02-18 7:27:55 PM  
We'll whaddya know, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling!
 
2020-02-18 8:14:08 PM  
David Lee Roth - Just A Gigolo
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2020-02-18 8:17:33 PM  
Oh I see.

Now we're shaming people who like to paint their testicles with gravy.

Stay classy, Fark. Stay classy.
 
2020-02-18 8:36:05 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2020-02-18 8:36:47 PM  
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2020-02-18 8:40:57 PM  
wong thead
 
2020-02-18 8:41:53 PM  

budawold: wong thead


Maybe not.
 
2020-02-18 8:45:30 PM  
Once he's acquitted, he's going to kick that walker and do a small jig.
 
2020-02-18 8:52:06 PM  
"Rabid Weasel Preserve" is my thrash-metal Echo and the Bunnymen cover band.
 
2020-02-18 9:31:38 PM  
"Do what's right" So you mean convict on all charges? Alright.
 
2020-02-18 9:36:13 PM  

soupafi: "Do what's right" So you mean convict on all charges? Alright.


I think it includes "break him on the wheel" or "crucify him upon the Tree of Woe."
 
2020-02-18 10:06:42 PM  

Gooch: Once he's acquitted, he's going to kick that walker and do a small jig.


That probably wouldn't help with his upcoming trial in LA.
 
2020-02-18 10:08:03 PM  
Didn't we do this thread yesterday?

It's still illegal jury tampering today.
 
2020-02-19 12:30:15 AM  
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2020-02-19 2:14:55 AM  
Wouldn't reading about the case in outside media be a violation of the jury rules?
 
2020-02-19 5:20:07 AM  
The headline is a thing of beauty, and warrants some moments of appreciation.
 
2020-02-19 8:16:08 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Wouldn't reading about the case in outside media be a violation of the jury rules?


My thoughts, exactly. When did defense attorneys start instructing jurors in an op-ed piece during a trial?
 
2020-02-19 8:52:12 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Oh I see.

Now we're shaming people who like to paint their testicles with gravy.

Stay classy, Fark. Stay classy.


You made coffee and at least one booger fly out onto my screen.
 
2020-02-19 8:52:37 AM  

Alphax: The headline is a thing of beauty, and warrants some moments of appreciation.


*curtsy*
 
2020-02-19 9:26:23 AM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Mr. Shabooboo: Wouldn't reading about the case in outside media be a violation of the jury rules?

My thoughts, exactly. When did defense attorneys start instructing jurors in an op-ed piece during a trial?


In a way it's a thing of beauty. The only defense possible it to make a mistrial of any possible jury
 
2020-02-19 10:20:58 AM  

DaWormyPimpsta: Mr. Shabooboo: Wouldn't reading about the case in outside media be a violation of the jury rules?

My thoughts, exactly. When did defense attorneys start instructing jurors in an op-ed piece during a trial?


When their client is rich.  It's America.  We can have laws and rules applying to rich and powerful people.
 
2020-02-19 10:21:38 AM  

webron: DaWormyPimpsta: Mr. Shabooboo: Wouldn't reading about the case in outside media be a violation of the jury rules?

My thoughts, exactly. When did defense attorneys start instructing jurors in an op-ed piece during a trial?

When their client is rich.  It's America.  We can have laws and rules applying to rich and powerful people.


We can't have laws and rules applying to rich people.
 
2020-02-19 11:10:36 AM  
Scuttlebutt is that he actually has no testicles and his wiener is so deformed it's unmistakable.
 
2020-02-19 12:27:50 PM  

Outshined_One: We'll whaddya know, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling!


Nanny Ogg be pissed.
 
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