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(The Advocate)   Who gets more epic burn from Cher's endorsement of Biden, Mayor Pete or Warren? Anyways, ok boomer. Has Subby offended everyone yet?   (advocate.com) divider line
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2020-02-18 12:13:00 PM  
Subby, I am disappointed you failed to offend me. I think I find that offensive.
 
2020-02-18 12:30:24 PM  
I'm offended that you wanted to offend me, but failed, so I guess you succeeded, you failure.
 
2020-02-18 12:53:07 PM  
Isn't she a republican?
 
2020-02-18 1:01:33 PM  
 
2020-02-18 1:14:32 PM  
Yeah subby, I'm offended by your stupid headline that I had to re-read a few times because it didn't make any goddamn sense.
 
2020-02-18 1:15:00 PM  
Fortunately, idiots need to work harder than that to offend me
 
2020-02-18 1:19:02 PM  
Commies, Hacks and Thieves
You hear it from the people everywhere
The Dems are Commies, Hacks and Thieves
But once again Old Joe Biden comes around
He's gonna take the party down

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/Surprised she didn't endorse Warren
 
2020-02-18 1:45:30 PM  
I think she really BURNED HERSELF!
 
2020-02-18 1:46:48 PM  
Old person endorse older person.  More dinosaur news at six.
 
2020-02-18 1:47:30 PM  
So who is Madonna endorsing?
 
2020-02-18 1:47:54 PM  
Do you believe in life after Obama?
 
2020-02-18 1:48:15 PM  
This headline confuses me and annoys me. What the hell subby, are you day drinking?
 
2020-02-18 1:49:13 PM  
I'm offended by your word salad of a headline, personally...
 
2020-02-18 1:49:29 PM  
I don't care who celebrities endorse even when I like the celebrity and the candidate they're endorsing.  Your voice is louder, but not more important, than mine.
 
2020-02-18 1:49:37 PM  

Il Douchey: Commies, Hacks and Thieves
You hear it from the people everywhere
The Dems are Commies, Hacks and Thieves
But once again Old Joe Biden comes around
He's gonna take the party down

[Fark user image image 180x280]

/Surprised she didn't endorse Warren


That writing style. Everyone, I think I found subby!
 
2020-02-18 1:49:40 PM  
Here's a screenshot of the word salad that roughly approximates support for Joe Biden:
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2020-02-18 1:50:09 PM  
I'm offended by the *structure* of the headline.  Its contents appears to be "Cher endorses Biden.  I hope everyone argues about this for an hour or two." If that offended me, I'd barely be able to function around here.

But at least proofread things you expect other people to read.  Thanks.
 
2020-02-18 1:52:35 PM  

UltimaCS: Here's a screenshot of the word salad that roughly approximates support for Joe Biden:
[Fark user image image 425x696]


WTF am I reading?
 
2020-02-18 1:53:31 PM  
subby fark off with your Cher hate.
 
2020-02-18 1:54:15 PM  
Who gets more epic burn from Cher's endorsement of Biden, Mayor Pete or Warren?


If only Biden, and Cher, could turn back time, if they could find a way...
 
2020-02-18 1:55:55 PM  
The use of "anyways" makes my eye twitch... so, count me among the offended, I guess?  Maybe?
 
2020-02-18 1:56:27 PM  

spongeboob: Asa Phelps: Isn't she a republican?

According to Trump, yes
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-​jr-welcomes-cher-gop-after-she-slams-c​alifornia-if-my-state-cant-1396107


In other words, no?

She is, as the article notes, rather consistently liberal, being one of the most beloved-by-LGBTQ folk artists out there without herself being LGBTQ, and has very much embraced that audience.

This is also worthy of note because she will may influence the gay vote, as a person who is, well, influential.
 
2020-02-18 1:57:24 PM  
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"He said Pete. Huh huh."

"Heh heh m heh heh."
 
2020-02-18 2:00:36 PM  
Was the announcement autotuned?
 
2020-02-18 2:04:39 PM  
"Armenian Woman......stay away form mee-heee"


/ She's a 'Fresno Indian'
 
2020-02-18 2:06:00 PM  
Rare backstage photo of Cher in a costume change.
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2020-02-18 2:09:39 PM  
Wow, those tweets make her sound really dumb.
 
2020-02-18 2:14:49 PM  
I bet this sways tens of voters.
 
2020-02-18 2:15:10 PM  

Fart_Machine: So who is Madonna endorsing?


That's not the right era. Who is Mama Cass supporting? Whoever is willing to ban ham sandwiches.
 
2020-02-18 2:16:42 PM  

Petroleum Oligarch: Fart_Machine: So who is Madonna endorsing?

That's not the right era. Who is Mama Cass supporting? Whoever is willing to ban ham sandwiches.


Hey she made a resurgent without Sonny so cut me some slack.
 
2020-02-18 2:16:49 PM  

gbv23: "Armenian Woman......stay away form mee-heee"


/ She's a 'Fresno Indian'


I had to look up whether she was from Fresno, because it would mean that Fresno was finally good for something, but she's from El Centro, which is much more South.
 
2020-02-18 2:18:26 PM  

Fart_Machine: Petroleum Oligarch: Fart_Machine: So who is Madonna endorsing?

That's not the right era. Who is Mama Cass supporting? Whoever is willing to ban ham sandwiches.

Hey she made a resurgent without Sonny so cut me some slack.


Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say. I really don' t think you're strong enough, no.
 
2020-02-18 2:19:16 PM  
Things Cher Is Good At: acting, allowing child to choose their own path in life

Things Cher Is Not Good At: everything else
 
2020-02-18 2:20:55 PM  
i thought she sang "i'm with the Jew, babe".
 
2020-02-18 2:20:55 PM  

Il Douchey: Commies, Hacks and Thieves
You hear it from the people everywhere
The Dems are Commies, Hacks and Thieves
But once again Old Joe Biden comes around
He's gonna take the party down

[Fark user image image 180x280]

/Surprised she didn't endorse Warren


Wow Liz looked great 47 years ago.
 
2020-02-18 2:22:37 PM  

Badmoodman: Who gets more epic burn from Cher's endorsement of Biden, Mayor Pete or Warren?


If only Biden, and Cher, could turn back time, if they could find a way...


Cher's plastic surgeons are doing their best to turn back time.  and making a sh*t ton of money doing their best.
 
2020-02-18 2:31:02 PM  
3.7m Twitter followers and she's only gotten 7.1k likes for that post in ~24 hrs?  Whoa, that sure is traction!
 
2020-02-18 2:34:32 PM  
Cher?!
That reminds me. Mary Bono, who was the widow of Sonny Bono, helped pass the 1998 Copyright Term Extension Act.

Biden has a long history of being a recording industry shill. His big bipartisan accomplishment was the DMCA.

Notice how he never hypes the DMCA as a good thing in front of poor people.
 
2020-02-18 2:37:16 PM  

Leishu: spongeboob: Asa Phelps: Isn't she a republican?

According to Trump, yes
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-​jr-welcomes-cher-gop-after-she-slams-c​alifornia-if-my-state-cant-1396107

In other words, no?

She is, as the article notes, rather consistently liberal, being one of the most beloved-by-LGBTQ folk artists out there without herself being LGBTQ, and has very much embraced that audience.

This is also worthy of note because she will may influence the gay vote, as a person who is, well, influential.


Which is why it could be classified as a burn to Mayor Pete
 
2020-02-18 2:37:28 PM  

Fart_Machine: UltimaCS: Here's a screenshot of the word salad that roughly approximates support for Joe Biden:
[Fark user image image 425x696]

WTF am I reading?


Cher basically created a new language on Twitter that condenses whole paragraphs into 270 characters. It's like reading a millennial version of 1334 5p34k.
 
2020-02-18 2:39:32 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Il Douchey: Commies, Hacks and Thieves,P
You hear it from the people everywhere
The Dems are Commies, Hacks and Thieves
But once again Old Joe Biden comes around
He's gonna take the party down

[Fark user image image 180x280]

/Surprised she didn't endorse Warren

That writing style. Everyone, I think I found subby!


Nope
 
2020-02-18 2:44:53 PM  
Creeps me out how Biden's buddies are against copying, sharing and repairing.
 
2020-02-18 2:51:20 PM  

Asa Phelps: Isn't she a republican?


Both sides have been against her since the day she was born.
 
2020-02-18 2:52:32 PM  

spongeboob: Leishu: spongeboob: Asa Phelps: Isn't she a republican?

According to Trump, yes
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-​jr-welcomes-cher-gop-after-she-slams-c​alifornia-if-my-state-cant-1396107

In other words, no?

She is, as the article notes, rather consistently liberal, being one of the most beloved-by-LGBTQ folk artists out there without herself being LGBTQ, and has very much embraced that audience.

This is also worthy of note because she will may influence the gay vote, as a person who is, well, influential.

Which is why it could be classified as a burn to Mayor Pete


Yeah - she will arguably pull much more of the gay vote with her endorsement than he gains by being gay.
 
2020-02-18 3:03:02 PM  
Biden voted to give Cher a big welfare handout in 2002. That's what the DMCA is. Welfare for Cher, Disney and other established copyright holders. Those rich people got richer. Then Citizens United ruled that their welfare money is now speech so they have outsized voices.

Biden is a "socialist" but only when it comes to socializing money into already rich people's pockets, not when it would save American lives.
 
2020-02-18 3:28:35 PM  

Leishu: She is, as the article notes, rather consistently liberal, being one of the most beloved-by-LGBTQ folk artists out there without herself being LGBTQ,


Yet this straight woman chose to endorse a man who - as a US senator - voted with Republicans for The Homosexual Conduct Act (an unconstitutional law categorically banning all gay people from joining or serving in the military), and THEN Biden also voted with Republicans for The Defense of Marriage Act (an unconstitutional law depriving gay people from their fundamental, civil, and Constitutional right to marry).

Because I'm apparently supposed to believe that notwithstanding Biden's legal education, he couldn't have possibly understood waaaaaay back in the '90s that gay people were, legally speaking...people.

Any Democrat who'd voted to deprive black people of these rights a couple decades ago would (justifiably) have no viable political career today. But evidently when it comes to politicians with shockingly homophobic voting records, NBD, hmmm?

Well, if Democrats want to be my party, they need to do better. Homophobic legislative records should be a dealkiller for a party that counts the LGBT community among its most reliable constituencies. "We're no longer actively trying to incinerate you! And who are you going to vote for, Republicans?" just doesn't cut it anymore.

Take out the trash, Dems. That includes Tulsi.
 
2020-02-18 4:19:28 PM  

Fart_Machine: UltimaCS: Here's a screenshot of the word salad that roughly approximates support for Joe Biden:
[Fark user image image 425x696]

WTF am I reading?


The silicon has become sentient, but as yet, does not have full motor control of the meat bag.
 
2020-02-18 4:31:29 PM  
Dave Chappelle - Ja rule
Youtube Mo-ddYhXAZc
 
2020-02-18 4:54:04 PM  
I know this might sound kinda... uh whatever but Johnny's dying declaration praising Cher bolstered my own opinion of the women
 
2020-02-18 5:54:21 PM  
Who is Chur?
 
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